KTLK Quiz - Page 63

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu ke ghar ke bahut gandhe hai bed sheet aur khambal

Rehte hai toh hai woh lucknow mein, par lagta hai woh Chambal

Director kehthe hai ki woh toh fiction hai, nothing is real

Humare paas budget bahut kam hai, can't afford surf or ariel

Kerala main kaafi saste mein mil rahe the nariyal

Par uss track mein koi nahi tha jovial

Madh island ko maan le Kerala, audience itni bhi nahi hai pagal😆

Kerala ho ya Bengal

Ashu ka haal hai behaal

Mallika chalegi phir koi chaal

Ashu ko paane ke liye ek karegi aakash aur pataal

Ashu Nidhi ko kehta hai maal

Mallika ne pesh ki baghare baigan se bhari thaal

Jo Ashu ko lagi kamaal

Ab Ashu ke stomach ka hai bura haal🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Kerala ho ya Bengal

Ashu ka haal hai behaal

Mallika chalegi phir koi chaal

Ashu ko paane ke liye ek karegi aakash aur pataal

Ashu Nidhi ko kehta hai maal

Mallika ne pesh ki baghare baigan se bhari thaal

Jo Ashu ko lagi kamaal

Ab Ashu ke stomach ka hai bura haal🤣

Toilet mein mausam ka bura tha surat-e-haal

Mallika ke medical knowledge ne liya situation ko sambhaal

Ab woh dono gaye hai Nainital

Agar Aditya paise dega toh woh log ho aayenge Nepal

Ashu he safed ho gaye hai baal

Mallika ke gore hai gaal

Sushila ki mastani hai chaal

Agar usse Aditya ne kaha Maal,

Toh Suhasini kheench degi uski khaal

😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ab maang raha hai Aditya apni didi se maafi ki bheekh

Par Mallika ne bhi duniyadari li hai seekh

Suhasini ki niyat nahi hai teekh

Ashu ke room mein karti hai woh raat ko sneak

Uske mooh se saare secrets hothe hai leak

But Ashu ko bhi nahi patha ki corona ke cases kabh honge peak

😆

Mallika ko without makeup dekh nikal gayi Ashu ki cheekh

Mallika ki plan hua leak

Nidhi ne Kar Diya Mallika ko theek

Mallika maang rahi daya ki bheek

Nidhi ne khela hide and seek🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ktlk season 2 mein hoga ek aisa scene

Mallika ke Ishq mein Ashu ko lagne laga meetha bhi namkeen

Tha woh surgeon bada namcheen

Jaldi paise kamane ke chakkar mein KGH ki naukri chod Ashu jayega London to make corona vaccine

But since he didn't know to count beyond ek do teen

He was thrown out of London by an order from the Queen

Phir woh gaye China to grow soya bean

But the leaves of the plant quickly turned yellow from green

When he returned to Lucknow he realised that Mallika is very mean

After his departure she became KGH's new Dean

Ashu opened a thela to sell chowmein

Nidhi was still in her teen

Ashu se woh boli free mein khila do na mamaji, apki bhanji hai Chinese food ki badi shoukeen

Ashu ki yeh halath dekh Armaan karne laga scream

Tu itna muscular tha, kyun ho gaya itna lean

Don't worry, ab main aa gaya hoon, we will work as one team

Chowmein banana chod, hum ab bechenge ice-cream

Ktlk ke lucknow mein nahi hothi sardi, isliye steady rahegi humari income ki stream

Yeh khabar sunke Nidhi ka chehra karne laga beam

Pehle hi din mama ke dukaan ka sara stock usne liya cheen

China ko hindi mein kehte hai cheen

Dukhiyare ko hum bulate hai deen

Hamari sabhyatha hai badi pracheen

Aaj ke hi din Bharat hua tha swadheen.

🤣

Hahahaha..ye shayari hai bahut behtareen

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Toilet mein mausam ka bura tha surat-e-haal

Mallika ke medical knowledge ne liya situation ko sambhaal

Ab woh dono gaye hai Nainital

Agar Aditya paise dega toh woh log ho aayenge Nepal

😆

Mallika ne Kar de Ashutosh ki kangaal

Kyunki hai woh ek no. Ki chandaal

Ashu ki Shaadi mein lagega pandaal

Nidhi pehnengi suit aur salwaar

Mallika leke aayegi talwaar

Marr Degi Nidhi usey

Ho jaayenge khatam ASHMAL ke kissey🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Mallika ko without makeup dekh nikal gayi Ashu ki cheekh

Mallika ki plan hua leak

Nidhi ne Kar Diya Mallika ko theek

Mallika maang rahi daya ki bheek

Nidhi ne khela hide and seek🤣

Ashni ke shadi ko ho gaya one week

Nidhi ke haath ka khana khake Ashu ho gaye weak

Unka hthiyaar nahi hai theek

Nidhi is too shocked to even speak

😆

Mallika, main maanta hoon ki tera chehra hai bahut pyara

Tera bhai bhi hai duniya se nyara

Lekin Nidhi hai jhilmil sitara

Jisne mujhe dekhte hi tha apna dil hara

Maine bhi usko dil de diya apna bechara

Gomti ka pani meetha hai, woh nahi hai khaara

Rohan hai duniya ka sabse bada nakaara

Usko dekh kar chadtha hai mere thermometer ka para

Main hoon baba ki aankhon ka tara

Gai bhains kaathi hai chara

Saif ki beti ka naam hai Sara

Armaan aur mera nahi hai dostana, hai to bus bhaichara

Hindustan Hai desh hamara

Yeh Shayari sunke Mallika ne Ashu ko ek chapet kheench ke de maara

Yeh kissa forum pe math likna Sanam aur Vidi, nahi toh bandh karva doonga mushaira tumhara 🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashni ke shadi ko ho gaya one week

Nidhi ke haath ka khana khake Ashu ho gaye weak

Unka hthiyaar nahi hai theek

Nidhi is too shocked to even speak

😆

Kyun hai Ashu ka hathiyar week

Kaise hoga ye theek

Nidhi bhi bechari ho gayi hai weak

She can't reach the peak

Why Ashu is so meek?🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Mallika, main maanta hoon ki tera chehra hai bahut pyara

Tera bhai bhi hai duniya se nyara

Lekin Nidhi hai jhilmil sitara

Jisne mujhe dekhte hi tha apna dil hara

Maine bhi usko dil de diya apna bechara

Gomti ka pani meetha hai, woh nahi hai khaara

Rohan hai duniya ka sabse bada nakaara

Usko dekh kar chadtha hai mere thermometer ka para

Main hoon baba ki aankhon ka tara

Gai bhains kaathi hai chara

Saif ki beti ka naam hai Sara

Armaan aur mera nahi hai dostana, hai to bus bhaichara

Hindustan Hai desh hamara

Yeh Shayari sunke Mallika ne Ashu ko ek chapet kheench ke de maara

Yeh kissa forum pe math likna Sanam aur Vidi, nahi toh bandh karva doonga mushaira tumhara 🤣

Koi mushaira band karaye itna kisi mein dum nahi

Hum log ghatiya shaayar se Kam nahi

Ashu beta tumhare aur Mallika ke kissey Kam nahi

Zyada na bolo beta Ashu tum paagal ho hum nahi🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Kyun hai Ashu ka hathiyar week

Kaise hoga ye theek

Nidhi bhi bechari ho gayi hai weak

She can't reach the peak

Why Ashu is so meek?🤣

Nidhi ne rohan ko kiya meet

Dard diya usne usko sweet sweet

Lucky ho gayi Nidhi ke car ki back seat

Khali theatre mein bhi hua wohi encounter repeat

Mallika ne banaya salad with spinach and red beet

Ashu ne bhi grow kar liya muscle and meat

Nidhi ko usne kar diya cheat

Maa banne ke race mein Mallika ne Nidhi ko kar diya beat

😆