Matrimonial for a....

Matrimonial for a

SOFTWARE ENGINEERS:

Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with
Security features(privileges only for the Specific User
especially critical Functionalities).There must not be
any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be
deffereed But needs to B fixed by the Next Build.
She must _NOT_ be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT or USER FRIENDLY.
We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the
product but we will assure it will never be released
to ANY OTHER Customer.

DOCTOR:

Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria,
making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl
who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills,
is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it
anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor
with no side effects. Apply or reply.

BEGGAR;

Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega

LAWYER;

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate
for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom
I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl
should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing
to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord
i.e.Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will
not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have
the confidence.

BANKER;

Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me
with her service.

SHAYAR;

Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

Drunker;

wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have
a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who
drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home
only seven times a week. Girl preffered will carry me
from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for
trial. Sample should be ample.

CAR MECHANIC;

Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.
Should be above average and must run the household
at a good average.