BB X Naagin | Fun Post 🤣🐍🤣🐍🤣

Disclaimer - The post is not intended to hurt anyone or any fandom. Its only for fun purpose. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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Day - XXX

Time - 2 : 20 PM

Asim : Huh Chalo washroom jaake aata hoon.

He gets inside the washroom and shouts.

Asim : Sanaaaa...

Sana doing face washroom answered : Haaan.

Asim : Mast Parathe banaye the tunne kal !

Sana : Thankiu

Asim : Wahi nikal raaha hai abhi

Sana : Bakwas na kiyaan kar faltu ki

Time - 2 : 30 PM

Siddharth and Rashmi were busy in the kitchen.

Rashmi : Siddharth mujhe cup paas karna.

Siddharth : Cup chahiye. Phenkegi toh nahi mu pe.

Rashmi : Chal chup chaap cup paas kar. Bohot din se tera drama bardaash kar rahi. Mere sabr ka intehaan.

Siddharth : Arey yaar iska phir shuru hogaya drama.

Rashmi : Mere sabr ka intehaan mat le... Mere sabr ka intehaan mat le...

Siddharth : Bigg Boss. Bigg boss pls call me in the confession room right now. I am done with this "aisi ladki".

Rashmi : Siddharth. Aisi matlabb kaisiiii.

Siddharth : Aisiiii.

They started their fight and PaHira automatically got a free paas to enjoy the show. Arti pretends to clean the sofa and enjoys the fight.

Paras : Aapko har baat ke ungli karna hota hai.

Rashmi : Ehhhh saala ungli vungli mat kar. Teri ungli kaat dungi phir dusri baar jaana surgery karaane.

Siddharth : Ehhhh.... Teri itni himmat mere sidekick ko bahaar bhejegi.

Paras : Yes Siddharth.

Siddharth : Abey chhup. Ye le biscuit khaa.

He throws the biscuit at him and he catches it like a dog and eats.

Siddharth : Tere jaisi ladkii.

Rashmi : Tunne bohot battameezi karli Siddharth.

Mahira : Rashmiii.... Sabhi jaante iss ghar mein battameez sirf aur sirf Mahiraaa Sharmaaa hai.

She said in her usual dancing style.

Rashmi : Ek Shabdh nahi bolegi tu. Warnaa.

Siddharth : Warna kya ukhaad legi tu naagin. Wahi hai tu. Naagin hai tu naaaginnnn !!!!

Rashmi's eyes changes into snake's eyes.

Rashmi : Haaaaaaan. Maiiii hooon Naaaaginn !!!

*Naagin tune plays*

Siddharth : Arey ye kya baj raha hai bandh karo isse.

Rashmi starts dancing on the tune and shape shift herself into a naagin.

Everyone screams and Arti pretends to scream as she knew Rashmi is a naagin.

Rashmi : Aaaj. Tum sabko das ke mai apna inteqaam lungi !!!!

Paras : Abra ka dabra mai hoon paras chhabra.

Rashmi : Sabse pehle tereko dasungi !!!!

Rashmi's snake mouth comes out and bites Paras. Paras flushes out poision from his mouth and dies.

Paras mother : Mai toh tv dekhti hi nahi hoon !!!

Rashmi : Ab teri baari Mahira Sharma. Pure season tunne mujhe pareshaan karke rakhdiyaan thaa. Ab dekh mai tera kya haal karungi. Watchout babe.

Mahira smirks and laughing.

Mahira : Rashmi shayad tum bhool rahi ho ki agar tum naagin hon toh mai MAHIRAAA SHARMAAA bhi CHUDAIL HOON CHUDAIL !!!!!

Mahira changes herself into a witch and here starts a legendary fight between a naagin and chudail. And offcourse Naagin wins.

Me : Kyunki script mein yahi likha hai !!!

(Below)

Mahira : Aaaaaaah !!!! I dont want to die. Nahinnnnnn.... mere baaal !!!

Her hairs color changes into white and her lips fades.

Mahira : Mereeeee lippppssssss !!!!!

Mahira breathes her last. Finally !

Rashmi : Ab tu kaise bachega Siddharth !!!

Siddharth : Arti tujhe kisliye FD banaya thaa maine. Issi din keliye na. Toh tu jaa aur maarde iss naagin ko.

PLOT TWIST

Arti : Sorry sid. Mera sapna puraa hochuka hai. Mujhe Rashmi aur Devoleena se zyaada votes mil chuke hai. Ye toh mai show extend hogaya issliye ruki thi. Warna mujhe shauk vauk nahi hai iss biased show mein rehne ka. I am going. Bye. Bye Rashmi.

Rashmi : Bye Baby will miss you.

Door opens for Arti and she leaves throwing a flying kiss.

Siddharth : Saali kaat ke chali gayi.

Rashmi : Ab kya karega tu.

Siddharth : Shehnaaaaaaz !!!! Shehnaaaaaz !!!

Shehnaaz comes out and gets shocked seeing Rashmi as a naagin.

Shehnaaz : Rashmiiii !!!

Siddharth : Dekh. Bola thaa maine tereko ki ye naagin hai. Ye toh sach much ki nikli !!!

Shehnaaz : Kitnii cute lagrahi yaar tu Rashmi. Aur ye baad mein mekko dena mai borrow karungi.

Rashmi nodded her head with a yes and glared at Siddharth.

Siddharth : Abey gadhi maarne aayi hai ye !!!

Shehnaaz : Siddharth. Dekh. Mai terese bohot pyaar karti hoon. Tu mera dost hai par ganda wala. You know what i mean....... Mai teri help.

Siddharth : Karegi. Hussshh !!!

He takes a deep breathe.

Shehnaaz : Nahi karungi kyunki mai FLIPPPPPPEEERRRRR hoon !

Shehnaaz goes from there. Siddharth follows her and Rashmi follows Siddharth in her half snake avatar. But unfortunately she gets stucked because of the glass door.

Rashmi : Aaaj mai kisike kehne pe nahi rukungi.

She breaks the door with her tail and comes out.

Siddharth tries to convince Shehnaaz but Rashmi comes from back and bites him !!!

Siddharth : Aaaah... Saali maarte waqt bhi piche se waar kiyaan !!!

He falls on swimming pool and dies.

Shehnaaz : Siddharth. Siddharth. Yaar ye kya sach mein nargaya. Aaaeee ooon. Amaaaa !!!

Once she sees he is not breathing.

Shehnaaz : Yaar tu mere type daa nahi !! (Her dialogue from Veham song)

Rashmi comes back into her human form and cries : Aaaaj finally maine inteqaaam lehi liyaan.

(Below)

Time - 2 : 40 PM

Rashmi and Shehnaaz were standing. Shehnaaz was checking out Rashmi's new naagin wali saree look.

Door opens. And Devoleena enters.

Devoleena murmurs : OMGeee... This is the 4th time i am entering.

She comes to Devo. Devo hugs her and she hugs him. Shehnaaz feels JAAALOS !!!

Devoleena : Rashmi. I am proud of you. Balki aaj puraa naglok tumne garv karta hai.....

Bigg boss : Devoleena.

Devoleena : Yes Bigg Boss

Bigg Boss : Jo karne aayi hai. Vo kijiye. Aap per episode 2 lac charge karti hai pata hai na aapko.

Devo fake chuckles : OMGeeee !!! Yes Bigg Boss.

She looks at Rashmi.

Devo : Aaj tak mai thi naagrani !!! Par tumne jo kiyaan uspe humme naz hai. Aaj se hum tumhe naaglok hi naagrani ghoshit karte hai.

Rashmi : Devo !

Devo wears her the crown and Shehnaaz claps.

At the end, they all takes a selfie with VIVO V17.

Clear as Real

TIME : 3 : 00 PM

Asim finally comes out of the washroom and sees the whole house empty.

Asim : Nobody. Only me. Iss matlab.

Bigg Boss : Mubarak ho Asim aap bante hai BB13 ke winner !!!

Asim gets surprised and started kissing the floor.

Bigg Boss : Toh aapne sach mein chaata.

Asim smirks : Ye toh meri strategy hai !!!

Black dressed people comes and gives him the troffeee !!!

EPILOGUE

TIME : 3 : 50 PM

Devo and Rashmi enters into Bigg Boss's room.

Devo : Uss Vishal ko bula ke mera kandha todh diyaan !!!

Rashmi : Aur mujhe. Uss Arhaan ko bulaake pata nahi kitna beizzat kiyaan.

Devo : Chal Rashmi. Aaj THE END kar hi dete hai !!!

Rashmi and Devo join hands and changes themselves into naagin. They bites him !!!!

Bigg Boss nervously : Bigg Boss chahte hai. Bigg boss chahte...... Aaaaaaaaah !!!!!

(End Hush 🤦‍♀️)

BB ka the end. 🤣 "BB chahta hai ki BB phir kabhi TV pe na aaye" 😆

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

BB ka the end. 🤣 "BB chahta hai ki BB phir kabhi TV pe na aaye" 😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Devo and rash as Nagins🤣

Please pass this script to ekta....much better than some of her shows

Originally posted by: sahisri

Devo and rash as Nagins🤣

Please pass this script to ekta....much better than some of her shows

She will never consider this. 🤣

She believes only in giving CRASS ! 🤢😭

Originally posted by: Neonholic

She will never consider this. 🤣

She believes only in giving CRASS ! 🤢😭

Waise bhi no one cares about good quality. See hardly anyone is commenting here but bakwaas topic par zaroor 8-10 pages comments karenge. 😆

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

Waise bhi no one cares about good quality. See hardly anyone is commenting here but bakwaas topic par zaroor 8-10 pages comments karenge. 😆

No dear its not their fault. The post is extremely long sab bore hogaye honge 🤣

EPIC story 🤣

Dhum Tana Nana 😆

Lol saare villains maar gaye

Asim bina kuch kare hi show jeet gaya 🤣

Bechara ko yeh tak pata nahi hua kya tha 😆