Originally posted by: kirti31096
Jaise bulldozer chal gaya ho inpe" 
Wkw pe to hina, - "main pyar se hi bol raha hu.. isse zyada pyar apko nehi dikha sakta"
To Akash in rap style "main galti hoon bohot badi hoon "
Mujhe koi farak nahi padta aap ghar pe baitho ya HonoLULU main
' arshi ke naam pe nighties sale honge "
To Akash about Punz and Luv... "Captain ki thodi toh woh rakhni chahiye, nahi?"
" Ye dikhati hai sita ke jaise kam karti hai surpnakha wale"
"Bahu aur bhabhiji ki ladai chal rahi hai"
Vikas to arshi "ye naagin wali bat mere samne mat kar"
"Pata nahi kaunse awam hain inke?"
" Iski range ki na nighties banegi BB.Arshi nighties bikengi-sabse hot selling property "
"11 season k 11 keede hai"
Bahu bilkul bhi bahu nahi hai bohut badi number hai - about hina
"Itni mohabbat ki mera naam hi ata hai har jaga"
"Aap chhutti leti ho sat sunday ko aur medical leave deti hai tuesday thursday ki ...itni toh bewakoof aurat hai aap" - - To shilpa
"Yahan pagaleton ki fauj hai"
" Ye bhoot or Zinnat nomination ke baad hi kyun aate hai?"
"Sita mata ke paer dhoye ja re hai"
"Naagin dasna bandh kar"
"Yeh jo ab mandali leke baithe ho" - to Hina
"Salman ne bola tha na screen pe koi nehi dikh ra, ab sab dikh raha hai"
Ek insecure friend se acha ek secure enemy hota hai
Jab main soch leta hu tab main relax ho jata hu! t
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Hina has told Luv and Priyank to not talk to Sabya because he took her name for jail.
Vikas, - haan hum yaha KG class me aaye haina
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Mujhe dusro ke actions se darr nai lagta, muje apne reactions se darr lagta hai!
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Shilpa to akash - tum jitne bhi kamine ho main tumhari respect karti hoon kyunki tum ek achhe kalakar hoVikas - haan kyunki kamine log kamino ki respect karte hai
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Luv to Vikku: Tere jaiso ko main jeb mein leke ghoomta Hoon
Vikas: main tere se lamba Hoon.. tere pocket mein fit bhi nahi aaoonga
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Vikas to luv : Bhagwan kare isko bouncergiri mai itna kaam mile ki isko maja aa jaye
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Luv : Samne se karta hoon
Vikas : tu saamne se kar ..ghoom ke kar..peeche se kar..jameen pe baith ke kar
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luv : tu mujhe janta nhi h
vikas : tujhe janna b nhi h..tujhe koi nahi janega.
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Luv to vikas - tu chahta hai mein tujhko maar ke niklu yaha se
Vikas - arre nai tujhe toh india vote na karke laat maarke nikalegi
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Luv- tera sab plan main janta hun
vikas- plan janta hai na, toh jeet ja
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Vidya to Shikas: aap dono k liye bhi sawal hai gharwalo se.. Pehla sawal vikas k liye..
Akash: vikas ko pyar ho gaya shilpa se
Vikas: Tu jaake sooja
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Vidya to shikas:
Mujhe laga ap dono dost ho gaye
Puneesh: Inki dosti pyar mein badal ne wala hai
Vikas :koi dosti wosti nehi hai.. puneesh tu ruk.. Main ake tujhe mohabbat sikhaunga
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When Vikas choose arshi over hina
Hina:I'm feeling so bad
Vikas: don't feel bad.. Tum bhi mujhe utna hi mohabbat karte ho.. Bohot mohabbat hai tumme aur mujhme
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Acash : Vikas ne fart kiya
Vikas : Lelo jaan lelo
From famous thread on bb11 forum...it had 127 likes. His famous one liners.
