Chess -Who falls where and Why ?

As we all know chess it has 16 pieces so who do you think fall in this pieces :

1)King

2)Queen

3)Two rooks (Elephant)

4)Two Knights (Horse)

5)Two Bishops(Camel)

6)Eight Pawns

1 horse....is definitely shehnaaz, she keeps jumping from Paras to Shukla

1 rook( 🐘) is Shefali...because she is straight forward

2 rook is Rashmi

2 bishops are Vishal and Paras

1 king is Shukla ( because he does nothing, just like in the game can only move 1 step....lazy butt)

1 queen is Arti( just because she is always defending shukla😛)

Pawns are definitely Himanshi, bhau, mahira.

I am not able to place Asim.

1)King- shukla ( likes to order ppl around and is lazy so doesnt move much)

2)Queen - asim ( front foot player can face and fight anyone , has the most amount of moves)

3)Two rooks (Elephant) - shefali &sana ( both apne kaam se kaam, smart and straightforward)

4)Two Knights (Horse) - rashmi & aarti ( small short-sighted steps but can be impactful)

5)Two Bishops(Camel) - vishal and paras ( powerful bit twisted)

6)Eight Pawns - the rest

When paras was talking about siding with king to kill the queen first then king he was talking about sid and asim.