Shukla - Badi Badi baatein Vada pav khaate *Updated*

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This post is in dedication to Shukla and his double standards. Also throwing one or two of his one liners, for special tadka.

• Shukla has a problem with people deciding the rules regarding the washing of utensils and in general decisions regarding to food. But will choose to not chop certain vegetables or not chop them in the right manner, because mann nahi kar raha hai. Khaana jaaye bhaad mai. Will also arrogantly suggest, to not put those vegetables in there. Why? Because Jahapanah is exempt from any sane reasoning of any sort.
  

• Will take even the most pettiest of argument to the most aggressive level, put words into people's mouth and then in return play a victim by saying, "Haa mai bohot ganda insaan hoon", "Mai tumhare talvo ke neeche hoon" etc etc. Wherein saamne waale never even said any of this nonsense to him in the ongoing argument. This is in reference to the Paras and Debo fight with Shukla. Matlab khud hi words daalo aur victim bano.
  

• Complains about everyone shouting and creating a bakheda, neeche dikhaana etc etc wherein come on...you know who is the one who shouts the most, or rather starts off with shouting only. And neeche dikhane ka chalta firta eg toh Aarti hai hi.
  

• In one conversation snaps at Aarti for being hyper wherein in that conversation it was him who was getting unnecessarily impatient.
  

• There was some one liner about footage too right? But isn't he the one trying to hog footage in every argument using his voice as a weapon? Itna footage khaaying even though he is not nominated. Nominate hoga toh kya hoga iska?

• What was that awesome one liner he threw at Rashmi? Ki kya? "Apni image apne haat mai hoti hai, koi kuch bhi bole," something something. Completely agree Shukla ji. But practice what you preach na? Apni image apne haath mai hoti hai, toh Aarti ke paas jaake kyu tilmilaa rahe the about Debo calling him arrogant and how 'those' people are making him show. Next instant yeh bhi bolta hai ki mujhe farak nahi padta isse. But sir, you don't look like a person jisse farak nahi padta. At least in this scenario.
  

• Will try and "resolve" things with Debo, but has a problem if Aarti chooses to do the same.
  

• Telling Shehnaaz, that Paras is manipulating her and brainwashing her, wherein he himself is also doing the same, by not letting her think for herself.
  

• The smug, "I told you so" expression he had the entire time when BB was scolding these guys. Come on dude...you too were a part of the same shit show. Now acting all high and mighty.
  

• There are more, but now I'm just bored to list more.
  

Every episode gives an insight into his double standards, these are just a few. To summarize Shukla in one sentence, it would be, 'It's my way or the highway.

Edit - Aise toh since past weeks Shukla ji ke khaate mai hypocrisy and badi badi baatein ki bohot entry hui hai, however in today's episode there were three such instances that it would be a shame if they didn't find its place in Shukla's hall of Shame...sorry I mean fame. :P

💥Bazaar mai aaya naya maal hai, Brand new!! Come one come all! 💥

• Shukla when giving gyaan to Asim about dusht parinaam of having a massive ego, kept on reffering to his ego in the past tense. Funny because, Shukla's ego is so huge and massive it can almost fill in for another contestant. Infact it is a standalone entity in itself, seeing how people have to tolerate his ego along with Shukla as well. Friends and foes alike that is.

• Today Shukla ji was saying that humlog jhund mai nahi aate. Aisa kya Shukla ji? Then why go and scold Asim the very next moment itself for not being there when Shukla was in an argument? Why the need for chela, when according to Shukla he enough all akela? And idhar faaltu mai we give flak to Asim for being a chela, wherein Shukla ka bhi chele ke bina chalta nahi hai.

• And of course the evergreen, sabko target karke, woh log retaliate kare toh fir bolo mujhe target karte hai.

Baapre aur kitne list karne padenge. Mai toh thakk gayi bhaisahab!

Very disappointed seeing his real personality in the house, unlike the well mannered gentleman role he portrayed in Balika Vadhu

haan toh kya. main vada pav hi khata hoon. main bikhari hoon, I can only afford vada pav. aap mahan ho pizza burger khate ho. happy, happy happy.........thank you. tata birla ambani adani..........bye

*imagine sarpanch ji upar chhadke bol raha hai ye shtupid dialogues'

Yesterday image wali hypocrisy was class

Exactly! In the first week I liked him a lot but now he is coming out as arrogant and makes mountain out of a molehill. Yesterday dint liked how he brainwashed Sana about Paras.

one line suits on him at present "Practice what you preach. "

+100

Not to forget his attention seeking tactics yesterday in the bathroom, keeping his mic on, so that both viewers and BB can clearly hear him punching the walls to understand how frustrated the poor guy was😭

This might be his famous Fakebook from season 7🤣

Originally posted by: hasini009

haan toh kya. main vada pav hi khata hoon. main bikhari hoon, I can only afford vada pav. aap mahan ho pizza burger khate ho. happy, happy happy.........thank you. tata birla ambani adani..........bye

*imagine sarpanch ji upar chhadke bol raha hai ye shtupid dialogues'

😆 It’s so funny imagining it. Thank you for making me laugh. ⭐️

Originally posted by: BebaakBegum

+100

Not to forget his attention seeking tactics yesterday in the bathroom, keeping his mic on, so that both viewers and BB can clearly hear him punching the walls to understand how frustrated the poor guy was😭

Faaltu mai only the Bahuein get badnaam for attention seeking tactics. Bete pe toh no one is giving dhyaan only.

Edit : Itna tod fod he is doing...all will go in vain, if no one pays attention to this and points it out.

Completely agree with u..