Original song:

Arre log dekh rahe hai
Toh dekhne do
Soch bhi rahe he
Arre toh sochne do
Khulla mandir hai re baba
Toh kya huva bhai
Haan! Toh ho jaaye
Ho Jaaye!!
khullam khulla Kidnapping karenge hum bolo
is dunia se nahin darenge hum bolo
pyar hum unse ab karte nahin
sindoor lagana phir bhi bhoolte nahin
Mehul mere ab rahe nahin
kidnap bhi karlu toh kya (cuckoo cuckoo)
Laxman sun zara, mer unko tu kidnap karale
din ho ya raat, kahin se bhi unko uthale
mandir main ho toh bhi waandha nahin
public dekhengee, bachayengee nahin
danke ki chot pe aao kidnapping kare
akal ghaans charne gayi toh kya (cuckoo cuckoo)
itne saalo baad, ye kyun Rajkot hai vapas aaye
mere secrets ki, aa gaye hai ye dhajjiya udane
sham daam dand bhed kya mujhe aate nahin
Kaajal ki bhayanakta woh pehchante nahin
naam se hi mere sab mujhse darre
Meenakshi Rajvanshu hun, aur kya (cuckoo cuckoo)
mere beto ko, baba ke baare main pata na chal paaye
court se akdam-bakadam karke, restraining orders hai main lagwaye
logic mere actions main dhoondhte nahin
parivaar ki ekta se kuch badhkar nahin
uski bhalai ke liye kidnapping kare
unko Rajkot se out kare, samjhe kya (cuckoo cuckoo)
khullam khulla Kidnapping karenge hum bolo
is dunia se nahin darenge hum bolo
Mehul ko dhamkaane se main darti nahin
phone bhi tod dungi woh call kar paayenge nahin
upar neeche double power kaajal lagake aayi
Meenakshi Rajvanshu hun, phirse yaad dilaun kya (cuckoo cuckoo)

Pictures credit: Original uploaders on Twitter
Just for fun, no offence meant. Hope you guys like it! - Pali
