Tujhe Mirchi Lagi Toh Mein Kya Karu? - Page 3

I don't believe it. Stop fooling innocent members, give them pakka saboot then talk about it.

Its kinda embarrassing to see you so triggered and no receipts.🤷🏻‍♀️

Even Alia didn’t do this when Inshallah was shelved or Prada flopped.

Originally posted by: TakingAStand2

Its kinda embarrassing to see you so triggered and no receipts.🤷🏻‍♀️

Even Alia didn’t do this when Inshallah was shelved or Prada flopped.

Not falling for it 👎🏼

Originally posted by: Deadinside

I don't believe it.

Ofcourse you dont.

Originally posted by: Deadinside

I don't believe it. Stop fooling innocent members, give them pakka saboot then talk about it.

Count me in.

Originally posted by: Bigbang_SHINee

Dude! Tell us the name of those people atleast.

Shaitaan itna bhi buddhu nahi hai ke saame se unki alts ka naam dedenge. Kuch reputation nahi bachega.

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

Shaitaan itna bhi buddhu nahi hai ke saame se unki alts ka naam dedenge. Kuch reputation nahi bachega.

Finally someone who understand me

Originally posted by: Shaitan-Haiwan

I am not going to fall for this again. Last time same happened, I was hacked and nearly banned because of exposing someone. This is all a trap and I am not falling into it.

I will only reveal if I am given witness protection in this forum.

I just dont want to open topics for other people and doing their dirty work while they maintain clean image. I love dirty things, but this is other kind of dirty that i dont like.

That's all you want? I would have asked food or something at least.

I'll give you a basic witness protection plan.

Details:

UN: Anjaneshwari124f

PW: Chupchupakechupchupakechupchupakegodihasithi

Name: Sailesh Shalini

Gender: (IF - Man) (Real Life - Woman)

Location: (IF - World) (Real Life - Amsterdam, NL)

DOB: 5/12/85

Age: 29 (you tell everyone you were born in 90), actual age - 34

Existing Relatives: Dad died a few years ago, Mom is a feeble old woman who lives in an old people home. You live with your boyfriend Tej Prajapati Pratap in a two bedroom apartment with your little sister Sushnita Swaragini. Grandma lives in India, Grandpa has slept with 123 women around the world and you have tons of aunts and uncles. None of them like you though.

Pets: You have a cat name Rumple and a dog named Bhakarwadi

Hobbies: You like to play 6D chess with yourself and your imaginary friend Rahul. Sometimes Sanjana visits too and you guys engage in the only thing a threesome can enjoy - karaoke!!!!!

Likes: Cookies, cream, cheese, anything that starts with C.

Dislikes: Bigbang_Shinee -> you're extremely jealous of her (Bigbang bribed me to say this).

Children: 1 child, just born. Congratulations! The baby is black, so TejaTeja is a bit confused. He's thinking the baby was switched, but you had an affair with Man Singh Tomar, an African from Jamaica.

Smoker: No

Drinker: No

Vegetarian: Yes, but sometimes no. So technically no, but you pretend to be because Tejneshwar hates meat. He cut off his own meat in disgust.

Number of breaths in a day: 124091

The average length of farts in a day: 5 seconds, but on a good day 13. 48 seconds is the longest record. It also smells bad, likely a lactose intolerance issue.

Ice Cream: You scream, we all scream for ice cream!!

Originally posted by: Shaitan-Haiwan

Finally someone who understand me

Dude I am your unofficial lawyer here. I know everything about my unofficial clients baby. Nikki aur Pooch Pooch (or whatever the saying is.)

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

That's all you want? I would have asked food or something at least.

I'll give you a basic witness protection plan.

Details:

UN: Anjaneshwari124f

PW: Chupchupakechupchupakechupchupakegodihasithi

Name: Sailesh Shalini

Gender: (IF - Man) (Real Life - Woman)

Location: (IF - World) (Real Life - Amsterdam, NL)

DOB: 5/12/85

Age: 29 (you tell everyone you were born in 90), actual age - 34

Existing Relatives: Dad died a few years ago, Mom is a feeble old woman who lives in an old people home. You live with your boyfriend Tej Prajapati Pratap in a two bedroom apartment with your little sister Sushnita Swaragini. Grandma lives in India, Grandpa has slept with 123 women around the world and you have tons of aunts and uncles. None of them like you though.

Pets: You have a cat name Rumple and a dog named Bhakarwadi

Hobbies: You like to play 6D chess with yourself and your imaginary friend Rahul. Sometimes Sanjana visits too and you guys engage in the only thing a threesome can enjoy - karaoke!!!!!

Likes: Cookies, cream, cheese, anything that starts with C.

Dislikes: Bigbang_Shinee -> you're extremely jealous of her (Bigbang bribed me to say this).

Children: 1 child, just born. Congratulations! The baby is black, so TejaTeja is a bit confused. He's thinking the baby was switched, but you had an affair with Man Singh Tomar, an African from Jamaica.

Smoker: No

Drinker: No

Vegetarian: Yes, but sometimes no. So technically no, but you pretend to be because Tejneshwar hates meat. He cut off his own meat in disgust.

Number of breaths in a day: 124091

The average length of farts in a day: 5 seconds, but on a good day 13. 48 seconds is the longest record. It also smells bad, likely a lactose intolerance issue.

Ice Cream: You scream, we all scream for ice cream!!

Ok I overall like this but I would like to make some changes to this if I have your kind permission ?

I don’t want to change your beautiful post