Kalma/SehReem AT 20 "Aisa lag raha hai me 18 saal ki ladki ka bf hoo" - Page 100

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Guys Neera ka kalma pitara ek aur anmol ratna pesh karne jaa raha hai 🤣🤣

Jyada show off Ho gaya 😆

Kalma ki shaadi ko na 1.5 year Ho haye hai

Aur pillu na thoda bol leta hai. And they are just friends now but with some feelings also.

Pillu : Aai kisi Baba kisi

Kallu : Are mere pilu you want kiss na toh Pele meh dungi.

Mallu : Kalyani he is my son first then your son I will kiss him first

Kallu : first me

Mallu : first me

They start arguments. Pillu start crying

Kallu : kya hua pillu ro kyun raha hai.

Mallu : why are you crying my son.

Pillu : Saath kisi

Kallu : OK fine don't cry we both you kiss you

Pillu : Gi go go gi ga

They start their process to kiss pillu on cheek but Pillu remove her head and their was a accident

Two lips get bumped to each other and they think it's Pillu cheek so they continue to kiss but after 2 minutes they realise their current situation

And they move apart and first see each other

And then Pillu with anger

Pillu, ::: Sorry sorry Mai toh chota sa nanha as pyaara sa meri aai aur baba ka Pillu hoo na

🤣

That all

Hmara pillu bhut smart hai 🥳

Originally posted by: Chahat_A_Doshi

Kallu marhampatti karte waqt zyaada zor se press karegi

Ouch

Kyun kya hua mard ko dard nahi hota na

She feels bad seeing his handsome face chot lagi hui

Ye toh kuch nahi hai tumne uska monh dekha maine laal kala neela peela kar diya hai

She gets angry cause use iss baat se koi fark nahi padta ki Athu ko zyaada chot lagi Mallu ko chot lagi uska bura laga hai use

Aii Kalyani dheere se

M - aai ga Kalyani dheere se nahi lar sakti kya?

Kalyani aur zor se lagati hai.

M in anger - Kalyani

K - nahi kya huh kya Kalyani? Maine bola tha aapko kushti ladne ko.. arey woh gadha toh kuch bhi kahe n hai bhi saand jaisa kya zarurat thi ladne ki?

M - Kalyani tumhare liye ladaa main phir bhi tum mujhe bol rahi ho.. woh bhale bail jaisa ho par maine uss bail buddhi ki jo haalat ki tumne dekha naah.

K - Aur khud ki jo haalat ki uska kya? Huh? Uska kya??

Aur zor se lagati hai ointment

M - aaah Kalyani dheere se nahi hota kya tumse?

K - nahi aapko toh dard hota nahi toh aur zor se lagaungi Main toh..

Mallu in his mind - Pagli mil gayi hai mujhe bhi..

Kaka udhar baithe has has ke maze le rahe honge..🤣

Mallu ki uhh aah khidki se sunn ke sasura nikal lega n 🤣

Aathu sochega ki yeh log kar kya rhe hai?? Shaadi meri hai aur mahaul yeh log bana rahe hai..🤣

Originally posted by: Vermilion

Di I am from rajasthan.

Aur yaha to garmi ne sabhi ki Chatni bana Di hai.

Temp to 43 -45 hota hai aur upar se power cut

Bii Di baht Nini aa rahi hai

Meet you tomorrow

Yaha to temp usse bhi zyafa hai... Garmi se jaan ja rahi hai.... 😰

GN SD.... 🤗

C u tomorrow...

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

M - aai ga Kalyani dheere se nahi lar sakti kya?

Kalyani aur zor se lagati hai.

M in anger - Kalyani

K - nahi kya huh kya Kalyani? Maine bola tha aapko kushti ladne ko.. arey woh gadha toh kuch bhi kahe n hai bhi saand jaisa kya zarurat thi ladne ki?

M - Kalyani tumhare liye ladaa main phir bhi tum mujhe bol rahi ho.. woh bhale bail jaisa ho par maine uss bail buddhi ki jo haalat ki tumne dekha naah.

K - Aur khud ki jo haalat ki uska kya? Huh? Uska kya??

Aur zor se lagati hai ointment

M - aaah Kalyani dheere se nahi hota kya tumse?

K - nahi aapko toh dard hota nahi toh aur zor se lagaungi Main toh..

Mallu in his mind - Pagli mil gayi hai mujhe bhi..

Kaka udhar baithe has has ke maze le rahe honge..🤣

Mallu ki uhh aah khidki se sunn ke sasura nikal lega n 🤣

Aathu sochega ki yeh log kar kya rhe hai?? Shaadi meri hai aur mahaul yeh log bana rahe hai..🤣

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

Mallu ki aankho ke liye..

Aankhe bhi hoti hai dil ki zubaan,

Bin bole kar deti hai haalat yeh pal mein bayaan..☺️😍🥰❤️

Haye...

Originally posted by: kusharberry

lets hope sri everything gets sorted out with this shaadi ki siyappa want kalma reunited with this track and sadma divorce bhi

sadma divorce ho jaye to thoda chain aayega yaar....

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

Yaha to temp usse bhi zyafa hai... Garmi se jaan ja rahi hai.... 😰

GN SD.... 🤗

C u tomorrow...

Originally posted by: dusk2dawn

M - aai ga Kalyani dheere se nahi lar sakti kya?

Kalyani aur zor se lagati hai.

M in anger - Kalyani

K - nahi kya huh kya Kalyani? Maine bola tha aapko kushti ladne ko.. arey woh gadha toh kuch bhi kahe n hai bhi saand jaisa kya zarurat thi ladne ki?

M - Kalyani tumhare liye ladaa main phir bhi tum mujhe bol rahi ho.. woh bhale bail jaisa ho par maine uss bail buddhi ki jo haalat ki tumne dekha naah.

K - Aur khud ki jo haalat ki uska kya? Huh? Uska kya??

Aur zor se lagati hai ointment

M - aaah Kalyani dheere se nahi hota kya tumse?

K - nahi aapko toh dard hota nahi toh aur zor se lagaungi Main toh..

Mallu in his mind - Pagli mil gayi hai mujhe bhi..

Kaka udhar baithe has has ke maze le rahe honge..🤣

Mallu ki uhh aah khidki se sunn ke sasura nikal lega n 🤣

Aathu sochega ki yeh log kar kya rhe hai?? Shaadi meri hai aur mahaul yeh log bana rahe hai..🤣

🤣ab yeah wala kallu singham seh dharne wali nahi hai singham ab isseh dharega

kaka ko roz tom and jerry show dekhneh ko milega

Good night guys 😴 😴

Originally posted by: porankisrilata

sadma divorce ho jaye to thoda chain aayega yaar....