Well dear Nandini!
i am overwhelmed that you are decorating me but would you mind not coochie cooing with certain Mr. K on phone while you are handling me.
Ah call me old fashioned but i am a liitttllle bit uncomfortable about the scenario.
Last time i checked he was your best buddy's husband.
a little sanctity and piousness is too much to ask me dear child?
Main yaha hu!
ah! so you brought me to mauli's house. Good good. i like that pure soul.
so you say this house gave you so much. i am glad you remember that. oh wait a minute! you and K are giving eyes to each other.
sigh! never mind.
main yaha hu!yaha hu!
who is this dragon lady? oh she is mauli's mom. Mauli is taking stand for you. AGAIN. this poor soul. i am terrified she will be gunning for my guts when she will come to know about your and K's kaand. i protest. you commit kaands and i take the blame.
Tuch!
and then K makes noises too.
AND you two are giving eyes again.
double sigh!
main yaha hu! yaha hu! yaha hu!yaha.
and then mauli prays to me. she thanks me and wants a child of her husband now.
and then you are thanking me for the same husband.
what the heck am i supposed to do now?
yaar! mera visarjan karo do. abhi ke abhi.
i can't take it anymore.
clean up your shiz and call me next year.
ganpati bappa morya.
gee.. next come dussera i guess. hopefully your err love story is ousted by then. otherwise Ramji good luck!
after Radha krishna;
yours truly.. i.e , me.
it would be your turn. you will have to go.. bachaoo!