Hello my lovelies , How have you been. Now first ofall my sincerest apologies to you for being MIA... I know you miss me (I KnowI am too lovable for my own good, it has always been my greatest flaw) Butlet's ditch that emptiness today because Her Majesty is here today to save youall...
So let's get it started!!!!!!!!!!
So I kind of skipped the whole sakshi mom sobfest asin the first 5-10 minutes. So let's start with the office scene where Zo isinternally freaking out about getting carried away with Adi 😉 (How I wish itwas the kind of carried away which happens in my head 😉 She composes herselfenough to give a presentation to the misogynist masala person which by the wayis actually good but gets yelled at by that privileged patron saint ofpatriarchy.
(I was absent so I didn't get to rant about thatuseless mustache of masala so here we go. He is the absolute worst. I HATEHIM!!!! WHO IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD ABOUT SPICY FOOD DOESTHATBIGOT MORON THINKS HE IS. HOW DARE HE SPOKE TO ZO THE WAY HE DID, I HATE THATADIYA HAS TO SUCK UP TO THIS LITERAL BURDEN ON PLANET. I HOPE ZO TELLS HIM TOGO BANG HIS HEAD ON A WALL WHEN THIS TRACKS END)
(I didn't get to rant about Mahi's delusion about Adibeing in love with her either so here we go.. Mahi babe, you are an uttermoron...I can't believe I actually feel bad for you but whatever. Every timeyou make moony eyes I go 🤣 🤣 )
Btw did I mention that AdIya mood was shayraanatoday.. 😉 😉
Tou zanaab arz kiya hai...
Galib ke deewanehum nhi hai Zoya ki tarah
Lekin taarefienkrna humein bhi aata hai...
Unki udti zulfeindoor hai humse sitaron ki tarah..
Par unki adayon pemarna humein bhi aata hai
Zo decides to clean up the mess she made and rushes toHooda Palace (that place is a gods damned palace, fight me 😡 . Adi is sulkingat the couch looking like a total knock out...
Aapke itrane ki ada ko hum kaise karein bayaan
Iski tou humeinadat si ho gayi hy
Aapke zaalim shaukke sitam sehte sehte..
Ab tou muddateinbeet gayi hai
(yes I am talkingto you harshad and your hibernation, you dorky king of polar bears 😡
Anyways cut to Hooda-Siddiqui beautiful disaster no.2. Aka Arjun and Noor. Arjun saves his identity from being revealed to Noor bygoing smurf on her and ordering her to become friends with his alter ego (Thisguy fantasizes about batman and fetishizes living a double life...RUN NOOR RUN🤣 🤣 )
Her royal highness Chocomati devi (Quick tip Noor, HRHis a title reserved for the younger generation of royals as in prince andprincesses, if you call yourself queen , your title should be addressed as "YOURMAJESTY ) who claims to be queen swallows her pride and call coffee nawab whobasically dies of excitement at her call (Dude 🤣 🤣calm down ) He goes to borrow his big bro's Italian perfume🤣 (awww...) and Adi bullies him into admitting that he has a date 🤣 Bigbro then calls Chocomati 🤣 (What you gonna tell her dude, "DON'T DO THE SOAND SO WITH MY LITTLE BRO 😉 " 🤣 )
The house help comes and inform that Zoya madam wantsto see his royal highness the prince of hot ass wrapped in sass...
Angarein tou yunnikle aapki aankho se
Jaise unhe jala kidaloge
Pighal jaatein homom ki tarah unke saamne
Apne hi dil kokaise tod daloge
🤣 🤣 🤣
Adi proves that if Arjun is basically a 10 year oldthen he is no more than 12 as he avenges his insult in middle school style byignoring Zo in classroom...oops living room and then goes and falls asleep🤣
Andaz humara ho rhatha shayrana
Lekin aapne harkatkr di bachkaani
Hm chahte tou hy kimeethi katariyon se kaat dale aapko
Lekin humarein dilne kr di hy aap pe meherbaani
😉 😉
Zo agrees to his conditions and gives him space tochange. She accidentally ends up breaking the flask, Anjana mom got from Rome(SERIOUSLY WOMAN, YOU WERE IN ROME AND YOU GOT THOSE TACKY ORANGE FLASKS 😡WHAT IS UP WITH EVERYONE AND THEIR AWFUL CHOICE IN COLORS...LADY, ROME ISFAMOUS FOR IT'S IVORY DECORATIVE PIECES THAT RESEMBLES THE CHURCH..AND STAINEDGLASS PRODUCTS WHICH INCLUDES BEAUTIFUL GLASSWARES OF MIDNIGHT BLUE, PEACOCKGREEN, DIFFERENT SHADES OF WHITE AND YOU GOT STUPID ORANGE FlASKS...ORANGE?..ORANGE?...IHAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DISAPPOINTED IN ANYONE 😡 )
Adi blasts her back for caring about stuff more thanpeople (Well it's totally ok to do that but the stuff should be worth it...nottacky ORANGE flasks 😡 😡 )
Anyways AdIya reaches Zosh cricket ground and mahirealizes OH NO!!!! 🤣 🤣 (I love how everyone can see sparks between Adiand Zo 🤣 )
Adi ke dard ko ek baar sirf Zoya ne suna tha
uska gusse ke piche ka masoom chehra Zoya ko dikha tha
jaane kitne lamho se zoya ki aankhon mein Adi ghum tha
teri kasti bu doobi waha Mahi, jaha paani kam tha
🤣 🤣 🤣
Zo drgs a mountain and place it on her heart and locks thesupply of blood through her veins as she fulfils her end of the deal by singingAdi's praises in urdu and calling JAHAPANAH 🤣 🤣 🤣
Has the CVs read A court of thorns and roses seriesbecause I swear this and some other things totally give me Rhys and Feyre vibe🤣 🤣
(BTW Zoya baby don't worry, you can totally tell him to screw off while being all praisy praisy😉😉 Believe me we have been wrapping a certain someone in terms of endearments and then roasting him real tandoor fire for a decade 🤣 It works like charm 😉 )
Anyways Zo does the job and Adi spreads the dorkiesrtsmug smile across his gorgeous face..
Aisi adayein hy aap ki, humarein farishtey bhi Sharma jaaye
Apki harkatoein keaage humara ye gustakh dil bhi ghabra jaayein
Aapki aankhon meinnachti hy aisi mastiyaan
Kasam se doob jaatihy inme humari hazaron kashtiyan
Cut to Rajveer three minutes entry shot of the sameold ghisa pita intro angles of Indian TV.
Mrs Virani who is a total AdIya shipper and an utter embarrassmentfor us forces Zo to make up a story regarding her so called fight with herhubby. (Lady, invasion of privacy is a thing, google it..oh!!!!! your misogynistFather-in-law and spineless husband won't let you access it..got it 🤣 ) Sheends up making AdIya consider that it was their fault that their respectivepartners cheated (NO, IT WASN'T...BECAUSE THOSE LOSERS SHOULD HAVE VOICED THEIRNEEDS AND DEMANDS AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST 😡
She forces them to hug when they are clearlyuncomfortable 😡 . I appreciate your cupid character lady and we know that ina way you kinda represent us but we are not nosy, over indulgent freaks )
To end this post and start my another hiatus ...
Aankhon meinaansoon chahe jitney bhi hy aapke
Aapki aankheinsitaron si raushan ho hi jaati hai
Jinke dil aur roohmein ho ugte sooraj ka ujala
Unke dard mein bhimuskaan mil hi jaati hai
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
