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Hello ji Shello ji...Me again...🤗 Aa gayi jee main...to feed on your neurons 😈 (Figuratively speaking, I am not a zombie 😳😳)
So as expected in episode 4...
Adi is all😡
and Zo is all 😭
and I am all
So jee the episode starts with Adi's "BLOODY MURDER" face 😳 (Ya Allah, I would gladly let him kill me with that angry stare 😳 and then I will haunt...sari night😎) ... He practically wakes everyone in the plane and scares the crap outta Zo as he yells sorry calls the air hostess 🤣 . Adi declares that he is not going to sit with this "Chinese Torturer" from Medieval era and shows off his bloody wounds. (By God Zo,😲 I am so looking forward to the consummation scene after you marry Adi boy 🤣 ) He goes on to say that the girl can put cats to shame with her scratching skills 🤣 🤣 (Adi babe as much as I agree with your statement here, Zo is not a shapeshifter 🤣 yesterday she was GADHI, today she is BILLI...🤣 🤣 ) Adi then asks the hostess to tell Zo to keep her hands to herself 🤣 (Dude she is not Zo's mom but whatever 🤣 ). Zo then tells him that he is incorrigible {=))] and he tells her go abuse the hubby who cheated on her 🤣 and then asks zoya to have an affair with him ..Zo is obviously disgusted and tells him to go screw himself (she used better words🤣 )
These two are like two little dogs 🤣 Adi is the yorkshire terrier who won't stop barking and Zo is like a tiny poodle who won't stop being cute 🤣 and this makes me so giddy that I keep forgetting that there are two dead people in the scenario 🤣
Cut to Adi's house (By God that house if only they would throw out those ugly red chairs) Anyways Adi is a poetry in motion in that scene with sunglasses, red hoodie, a flask and "I am slowly going to kill you" expression Two aunties approaches and "informs" him that Pooja was not just his wife but his childhood buddy too (really auntyjee... thank God you told him poor guy had no idea🥱) and other one tells him to go give his pooja his "Akhiri Alvida" (seriously who the hell hired you two? Karan Johar? 🤣 ) There is also a lady wearing sunglasses 🤣 (I saw her and I knew that Adi is gonna bite her head off 🤣 ) There is also flashbacks of Adi-Pooja wedding night and I could have sworn I heard Adi say "I love the way you open your ... 🤣 but then I realised its Indian TV 🤣
Adi goes total off and Punjabi Malfoy orders Arjun the lil bro to take him away (I am starting to feel bad for Arjun🤣 ) Adi manages to grab incense sticks as in agarbattis and sets off smoke alarm 🤣🤣🤣 and then marches in with a fire extinguisher 🤣 and screams "Aag lag gayi hy bhaago bhaago sab jal jaoge" 🤣 (seriously harshad, what's up with you and fire...every single character of yours has an "AAG" scene 🤣 , its not like you are heir of fire or something GEEZ 🤣 ) Then poor Arjun tries to contain him and he yells "designer clothes, kaale chasme, entertainment ke liye aaye hai, main deta hu entertainment". (look at his face when he says this 🤣 🤣 )
Cut to Zo's abhorrent In-laws' house... turns out their relatives suck just as much as they do and are bad mouthing Zo😡...then Zo comes and tries to approach Yash's body. B*tch in law grabs her hands and drags her outside and blames Zo for everything (B*tch if she didn't grab the back of the car and pushed it off the cliff, she is not RESPONSIBLE for this..) ... B*tch then complains about Zo not being involved with this side of her hubby's life 😡 (Chudail make up your mind) and B*tch mom says its Zo's love for mountains that killed her son (WHAT...?😕😕😕)
Zo's family scene.. Her Dad is being a douche and a bit shady..as in douche + shady + daddy = DOUCHADDY 😡
Cut to crematorium...Adi's nanny (oops his lil bro), brings him. ... Adi in black... Yash's family reach their too... Adi delivers another one of his one liners (marne ke baad bhi dono ek hi shamshaan mein akar let gaye ...)
Zo gets there too but b*tch in law stops her from attending her legally married husband's funeral 😡😡😡...Adi goes halfway with the rites and then refuses to complete it!
Title song plays.. Adi and Zo cries phhoot phhoot ke😭
Again little bit of foreshadowing...😳😳
ZO IS ALONE AND ADI GOES TO HER (RELUCTANTLY AND TO JUST YELL AT HER ) BUT HE GOES ...AND WHEN HE IS BREAKING APART HIMSELF AND WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE HIM ALONE HE JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF FROM GOING TO HER AND MAKE HER ANGRY...
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.. BUT ANGER IS BETTER THAN THE VOID OF NO FEELINGS PTSD CAN THROW A PERSON IN...AND ANGER MIGHT BE A CRUTCH TO AVOID THAT!!!!!!
ANYWAYS..ENOUGH SERIOUS TALKS..BACK TO BUSINESS..
He is all like "Tum yaha" and She is like "you again 😡" He tells her to go on in and cry as her hubby and his wife are going on their honeymoon to heaven... (I should not laugh but 🤣 ) Then he goes "oh ho I forgot, your tiny little hubby baby is all innocent and helpless, Pooja did everything"(I am starting to think that Death was a mercy for Cheater Arora, If he was alive Adi would have ripped him in tiny little pieces🤣🤣 ) He calls her ahinsa ki pujaran and heck lot of stuff which basically translates into "YOUR HUBBY WAS AN A**HOLE...ACCEPT IT AND JOIN MY HATE CLUB, WE CAN HATE ON THEM TOGETHER...YOU DESERVE BETTER" 🤣🤣 He even tells B*tch in law a heck lot of stuff which basically translates into "YOUR SON SUCKED..YOU SUCK TOO..GO SCREW YOURSELF"🤣🤣
And then baap of all one-liners
and Zo is all 😭
and I am all
So jee the episode starts with Adi's "BLOODY MURDER" face 😳 (Ya Allah, I would gladly let him kill me with that angry stare 😳 and then I will haunt...sari night😎) ... He practically wakes everyone in the plane and scares the crap outta Zo as he yells sorry calls the air hostess 🤣 . Adi declares that he is not going to sit with this "Chinese Torturer" from Medieval era and shows off his bloody wounds. (By God Zo,😲 I am so looking forward to the consummation scene after you marry Adi boy 🤣 ) He goes on to say that the girl can put cats to shame with her scratching skills 🤣 🤣 (Adi babe as much as I agree with your statement here, Zo is not a shapeshifter 🤣 yesterday she was GADHI, today she is BILLI...🤣 🤣 ) Adi then asks the hostess to tell Zo to keep her hands to herself 🤣 (Dude she is not Zo's mom but whatever 🤣 ). Zo then tells him that he is incorrigible {=))] and he tells her go abuse the hubby who cheated on her 🤣 and then asks zoya to have an affair with him ..Zo is obviously disgusted and tells him to go screw himself (she used better words🤣 )
These two are like two little dogs 🤣 Adi is the yorkshire terrier who won't stop barking and Zo is like a tiny poodle who won't stop being cute 🤣 and this makes me so giddy that I keep forgetting that there are two dead people in the scenario 🤣
Cut to Adi's house (By God that house if only they would throw out those ugly red chairs) Anyways Adi is a poetry in motion in that scene with sunglasses, red hoodie, a flask and "I am slowly going to kill you" expression Two aunties approaches and "informs" him that Pooja was not just his wife but his childhood buddy too (really auntyjee... thank God you told him poor guy had no idea🥱) and other one tells him to go give his pooja his "Akhiri Alvida" (seriously who the hell hired you two? Karan Johar? 🤣 ) There is also a lady wearing sunglasses 🤣 (I saw her and I knew that Adi is gonna bite her head off 🤣 ) There is also flashbacks of Adi-Pooja wedding night and I could have sworn I heard Adi say "I love the way you open your ... 🤣 but then I realised its Indian TV 🤣
Adi goes total off and Punjabi Malfoy orders Arjun the lil bro to take him away (I am starting to feel bad for Arjun🤣 ) Adi manages to grab incense sticks as in agarbattis and sets off smoke alarm 🤣🤣🤣 and then marches in with a fire extinguisher 🤣 and screams "Aag lag gayi hy bhaago bhaago sab jal jaoge" 🤣 (seriously harshad, what's up with you and fire...every single character of yours has an "AAG" scene 🤣 , its not like you are heir of fire or something GEEZ 🤣 ) Then poor Arjun tries to contain him and he yells "designer clothes, kaale chasme, entertainment ke liye aaye hai, main deta hu entertainment". (look at his face when he says this 🤣 🤣 )
Cut to Zo's abhorrent In-laws' house... turns out their relatives suck just as much as they do and are bad mouthing Zo😡...then Zo comes and tries to approach Yash's body. B*tch in law grabs her hands and drags her outside and blames Zo for everything (B*tch if she didn't grab the back of the car and pushed it off the cliff, she is not RESPONSIBLE for this..) ... B*tch then complains about Zo not being involved with this side of her hubby's life 😡 (Chudail make up your mind) and B*tch mom says its Zo's love for mountains that killed her son (WHAT...?😕😕😕)
Zo's family scene.. Her Dad is being a douche and a bit shady..as in douche + shady + daddy = DOUCHADDY 😡
Cut to crematorium...Adi's nanny (oops his lil bro), brings him. ... Adi in black... Yash's family reach their too... Adi delivers another one of his one liners (marne ke baad bhi dono ek hi shamshaan mein akar let gaye ...)
Zo gets there too but b*tch in law stops her from attending her legally married husband's funeral 😡😡😡...Adi goes halfway with the rites and then refuses to complete it!
Title song plays.. Adi and Zo cries phhoot phhoot ke😭
Again little bit of foreshadowing...😳😳
ZO IS ALONE AND ADI GOES TO HER (RELUCTANTLY AND TO JUST YELL AT HER ) BUT HE GOES ...AND WHEN HE IS BREAKING APART HIMSELF AND WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE HIM ALONE HE JUST CAN'T HELP HIMSELF FROM GOING TO HER AND MAKE HER ANGRY...
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.. BUT ANGER IS BETTER THAN THE VOID OF NO FEELINGS PTSD CAN THROW A PERSON IN...AND ANGER MIGHT BE A CRUTCH TO AVOID THAT!!!!!!
ANYWAYS..ENOUGH SERIOUS TALKS..BACK TO BUSINESS..
He is all like "Tum yaha" and She is like "you again 😡" He tells her to go on in and cry as her hubby and his wife are going on their honeymoon to heaven... (I should not laugh but 🤣 ) Then he goes "oh ho I forgot, your tiny little hubby baby is all innocent and helpless, Pooja did everything"(I am starting to think that Death was a mercy for Cheater Arora, If he was alive Adi would have ripped him in tiny little pieces🤣🤣 ) He calls her ahinsa ki pujaran and heck lot of stuff which basically translates into "YOUR HUBBY WAS AN A**HOLE...ACCEPT IT AND JOIN MY HATE CLUB, WE CAN HATE ON THEM TOGETHER...YOU DESERVE BETTER" 🤣🤣 He even tells B*tch in law a heck lot of stuff which basically translates into "YOUR SON SUCKED..YOU SUCK TOO..GO SCREW YOURSELF"🤣🤣
And then baap of all one-liners
"cheater ne cheater ko agni di, ab immigration ka koi problem hi ni"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
punjabi Malfoy yells at Adi 😡 Adi gets mad too and says if only agni is required then he will do it and burns Pooja's stuff, (She had only that many stuff😕) Zo is crying alone in crematorium...all drenched in rain 😭 and title song plays😭
P.S This post is for fun not to offend anyone, my apologies if it does 😳
P.S This post is for fun not to offend anyone, my apologies if it does 😳
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