Director: Haan bhai chalo sab Line mein lago...Arre oh Rakesh ji dhakka kyun maar rahe ho...Seedhe khade raho na...Haan ab main jis jis ka number bulaunga woh apne haath mein jo slate hai woh leke camera ke saamne khada ho jaye...Okay? Samajh aaya sabko?
Rakesh: Dekho director saab main bata raha hoon mere Arjun ka number pehla hona chahiye...Mera beta Arjun har chiz mein awwal karega dekh lena...iss mein bhi...
Director: Arre Rakesh ji bakwas bandh kijiye aur line mein lagiye...Haan chhotu camera ready hai?
Chhotu: Haan sir.
Director: Okay Villain number-1 ki slate kiski hai aake khade ho jaye camera ke saamne plate dikhake...
Rakesh: Sir meri hai ?! Arre maine bola tha na mere bete ka number pehla hai...Main gareeb hoon, kam kamata hoon toh meri baat ko yun nazar andaaz karoge...Arre dekhna mera beta ek din iss bighdail Sameer se zyada bada aadmi banega...
Director: Rakesh ji aap bakwas bandh karenge ya nahi...warna main Arjun ko disqualify kar dunga...
Rakesh goes and stands in front of the camera...
Director: Okay next Villain Number-2 please come forward:
Daadi: Director ji yeh aap mujhe kin downmarket logo ke saath khada kar rahe ho...200$ ka suit pehna hai maine...aise stupid photoshoot ke liye nahi...Mere Rohan ka chess match hai aaj aur mujhe yahan bulaya gaya hai...
Taiji: O bai 200$ ka?
Daadi: Haan obviously... 200$ ka suit toh hum log yun kharid lete hai...Bhale humari bahu Vishakha 200 Rs ki bhi saadi na pehenti ho aur Bobby hafte bhar ek hi robe mein ghumein...but I never compromise with my clothing...
Director: Aap logo ka hogaya ho toh ab camera ke saamne khade rahiye...abhi list bahot lambi hai...
Daadi goes and stands next to Rakesh with a smirk... .As she knows he also thrashes and bashes Sameer just like her...Then tucks her hair behind her left ear
Director: Villain number-3
Taiji: O bai mera teesra number...Main chandan ki tarah ghis gayi par phir bhi mujhe hi daayan bana diya...Humare toh karam hi phoote hai jo iss baap beti ko ghar mein rakha...Inki beti ko maa jaisa pyaar diya aur humein hi badle mein daayan bana diya. Na jaane yeh karamjali aur iske baap se kab pichha chhutega...
Director: Arre daayan nahi Villain banaya hai...Line mein lago...
Taiji walks upto the camera and stands next to Daadi...
Taiji (excitedly): Aap bholuram ki daadi ma hai na...
Daadi: Bholuram? Kaun Bholuram???
Taiji: Arre Sameer...Maheshwari ji ka naati...Humare unke saath bahot hi achhe sambandh hai...Mere pati sheher ke bahot bade vakeel hai, unke court-kachehri ke kaam yahi toh dekhte the...Agar aapko bhi koi court-kachehri ke kaam ho toh humein zaroor yaad kijiyega...
Daadi(thinking this lady as weird): Haan thik hai...kuchh raha toh main Bobby se keh dungi...
Director: Chalo aage Villain number-4
Arjun: Jee aaya...
Goes and stands next to Taiji quietly...
Rakesh(angrily): Arjun chautha number leke aaya hai tu...Tere baap ka sapna yahan poora nahi kar paya tu...Yaad rakh, tu Mahabharat ka Arjun hai, teri nazar sirf macchli ki aankh pe honi chahiye aur kahin nahi...Tera lakshya sirf Sameer aur Naina ka pyaar hai...Samjha tu? Uss Ameerzaade ko jeetne nahi dena hai...agli baar yahan mere badle tu hona chahiye awwal sthaan pe samjha?
Arjun: Jee papa...
Rakesh: Aise dheere se nahi...poore aatmavishwas ke saath kaho ki haan main awwal darje ka villain banunga...
Arjun: Jee papa...main aapka sapna poora karunga...awwal darjeka villain banunga...
Director: Ok Villain number-5
Bobby(in his polka dots styled robe): Haan main waqt pe yahan pohoch chuka hoon...
Goes and stands next to Arjun...
Daadi: Bobby waqt ki keemat har kisiko nahi hoti lagta hai...Kaash uss Sameer ki parvarish tumne ki hoti toh aaj woh kuchh disciplined hota life mein. Na usse waqt ki keemat hai na chizo ki...
Bobby: Chhodiye na ma...Ab uss bighde huye shehzade ko kaun samjhaye...ek baat toh tay hai..usse agar yahan rehna hai toh apne purane taur-tareeke bhulne honge bas...Maine Vishakha se bhi yahin keh diya hai...
Director: Chalo sab ka ho gaya ho toh ab Camera ke saamne sab group mein khade ho jao...
Daadi: Oh no wait...Aapne shayad kisiko miss kar diya hai...
Director(Puzzled): Acha kaun?
Chhotu: Arre madam sahi keh rahi hai...Astrologer ne bhi kahan tha humare liye 5 nahi 6 number lucky hai...toh chhota hi sahi ek villain aur chahiye...
Director: Achha aisa hai...Pehle kyun nahi bataya? Ab kaun bacha hai? Sameer-Naina ko aur kaun pareshaan kar sakta hai?
Daadi: If you want then mere isharon pe chalnewala humara naukar Keshav would be perfect...
Director: Perfect! Show mein ab koi villan banne layak bacha nahi...Yeh naukar sahi rahega...Zyada villainish toh nahi...lekin woh Chugalkhor mohalle ki aunties ki tarah achhe se kaan bharta hai...Usse bana dete hai villain number-6...Keshav...slate leke line mein lago...
Keshav a bit aloof comes and stands next to Bobby...
Daadi: Uss Sameer ke baare mein kuchh aur pata chala...
Keshav: Nahi madam, jitna pata chala tha sab bata diya aapko...lekin kuchh aur pata chala toh bata dunga aapko...
Director: Okay so now the frame looks complete. All villains smile...Sameer Naina ko juda karne mein aur itne saare hit and miss karane mein aap sab ka bahot bada yogdaan hai...Say cheez!
Chhotu: Click
Director: Aur haan photoshoot ke baad sab apne apne scenes prepare karle. Aap sabke bahot saare villainish scenes baaki hai...This hit and miss is very important...Taiji aapko Naina ko thoda aur rulana aur tadpaana hai, thode aur similar type ke taane maarne hai. Arjun tumhara tumhare ghar mein baap ke saamne toh zor chalta nahi we have shown that to the audience iss liye tum gali mein gunda gardi karoge aur Naina ko gusse se kheech ke le jaoge jab bhi woh Sameer ya uske doston se baat kar rahi ho..samjhe. Rakesh sir abhi aur phephde phat jaye itna chillana hai aapko, so be prepared. Bobby aapko aur kuchh hafte work from home karna hai, same robe mein ghumna hai aur apni stupid maa ko support karna hai Sameer ke saamne jab bhi zaroorat pade tab. Daadi aapko abhi aur bahot saare villain wale tactics karne hai, Sameer aapko full tashan dega, woh Arjun ki tarah buzdil character nahi hai. So be prepared with your stand. And lastly ...uhh...kya naam hai tumhara... Ramdhaari...oh nahi woh toh Ahmedabad wala hai!
Keshav: Ji Keshav...
Director: Haan tum ruko...Humein thoda aur rewind jaana padega aur Sameer ke kuchh aur kartooton ki list nikalni padegi, phir jaise hi woh list ban gayi main tumhe bata dunga toh tum Daadi ke kaan bhar dena...okay...
Director: All right then...all of them one last pic with Thumbs up!
Chhotu: Click!
(Special thanks to Nivi (dixie123) for the perfect picture👏😆)
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Hehehe...Fun post😎...couldn't resist after today's episode...please don't get offended...if offended then go stay with Daadi😆...
Special thanks to Nivi (dixie123) for the perfect picture👏😆...Love you dear🤗
