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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Q: Why is the fall in the StockMarket not so bad?

A: It won't be so hard to keep up with the Dow Joneses.

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this patient's foot.'

Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a foot note.'

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be a hundred?'

Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating rich food and going out with

women.'

Patient: 'And then will I live to be a hundred?'

Doctor: 'No - but it will seem like it.'

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?'

Doctor: 'What about a cardboard box?'

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'Doctor, have you got anything for my liver?'

Doctor: 'How about some onions?'

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Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Patient: 'Doctor, sorry to trouble you again, but what can you give me for flat feet?'

Doctor: 'What about a bicycle pump?'

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