IB EDT2 #1 [SHIVIKA-CHINTOO-CHINKI ONLY] - INVITES ONLY -Next CC PG119

Hola...

As thread 81 begins (HERE), I'm called upon to divulge into some deep secrets before my marriage. So here are a few things that I haven't told anyone but I guess you don't have to be an Einstein to figure it out.

Well, given the amount of times I've tried marrying, had I succeeded, I'd have given Elizabeth Taylor a run for her money. But 2 almost-marriages, one marriage, 1 divorce and 2 paternity accusations later, my virginity is the most debatable topic. And I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

If my dad had a time machine, he would go back to the night my mom was conceived, stand below his in laws house and fling stones up their window. But in his time, he hopped between Pinky and Kameeni, so looks like stupidity did turn him on.

Bade papa told Swetlana that he liked fast woman... she has been wearing skates ever since.

Bade papa and Badi maa would have had a great marriage but then dadi told badi maa that the way to a man's heart was through his stomach (they didn't study geography back then). That left Janvi buying veggies while sweaty bought herself skates.

I brought Annika a satin baby doll and she wore it above her salwar breaking several hearts who were much more enthusiastic than me for my SR- Upar aise paap ka alag se hisaab hoga.

When Annika first told me about the word Michmichi, I thought she said Much-me-itchy' Since her English is weak, I assumed she was trying to tell me that she feels very itchy. I didnt dare to ask where, back then. My heart wasnt that strong

I told Annika, that day in the jungle when she blew up my car that I'm the tree. I do not bend. NOW I'm destined to not only to bend but to crawl as well because Madam came into my life like a hurricane. And that was some blow job.

Apparently I'm illegitimate. Now dadi always taught us that a wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey. If only she had spent some time with papa and Bade papa rather than monkeying with dadaji. Anyways moral of this story is that Kameeni Randhawa isn't a wise monkey'

That's about it for today... I'll tell you the rest after SR..

Much love,

Shivaay Singh Oberoi

Originally posted by: DarkPhoenix93

Bookmarked!

Can you please add 'ShivIka only' to the title just for the heck of it?

Originally posted by: Illuminati07

Mannie ek kaam kar, add all the names that were on EDT.. if any member wants their name taken off, let them ask us.. that will reduce ur burden