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D:Sweety, what is this, the earphones always gets tangled ?? Who invented such stuffs ? Idiots!!
S mv: (Mv- he is so lazy to do it by himself so he is blaming the inventors.)
*untangles the cord* Here...
D: Hmmm..
S goes back to writing
D: Sweety !! what an idiotic phone is this ?? We have to sue the company! I can't hear the audio !! 😡
S stops writing takes the phone from him
S: There...you will be able to hear now. ( Mv- Of course you won't be able to hear because volume has been muted. You have to increase it da idiot ! )
D: Hmm..
Continues writing
D:Sweety !!
S:(Looks up from her paper ) What now ??
D:Water !
S:( Mv-Which mountain peak did he touch that he's asking for water now? He didn't even start and he's thirsty)Where is your bottle? I'll get water.
D:What do you mean where is your bottle ? Since when has there been a your or mine ?
S:( Mv- Hmm he didn't bring his, to cover up for that this jilebi talks indirectly asking for mine.)
Here...*passes him her bottle*
S holds her pen.
D:Sweety !!
S:Enti ?? You want me to open the bottle ??
D:😃
S Opens the bottle and gives him. She is gritting her teeth but mainting her cool.
D:Sweety !!
S:Look, I can't gulp down water for you.
D:No no that.
S:Then ?
D:I asked for water but you have given me 7-Up.
S:What do you mean ?? I only carry water with me no carbonated drinks.
D:But this is 7-up!
S:Is it ? Give...
Takes the bottle from him and drinks placing her lips on the bottle.
S:Hey, this is water only !!
D:I know ! I wanted your lips to brush the bottle neck. ( Giggles and winks his eyes at her before drinking the water) Ahaa... this is so refreshing ! Only my S has the ability to change water to nectar with her lips.
S:Ggrrr !!! *outside* 😳 *inside*
S back to writing dialogue.
R:Bava, pass me some water...
D:What have you done to ask for water ??
R:Bava, I have been practising my lines..mouthing my dialogues bava.. my throat is dry pls ra bava !
D: (gives him a kick) You know you are coming for script discussion and you come without a water bottle ?? Do you have brains ??
R:But bava you too didn't bring your bottle and you drank from bro's no.. where is your brains ?
D:Hey S naadhi, she's mine her water is my water, so I can drink how can you drink from the same bottle ? There is a water cooler outside go drink water from there if you want.
R:Bad bava! (Gets up and goes)
S:Hey where is bro going ?
D:He's going to drink water.
S:Why? I have water.
D:That is my water I won't share with anyone.
S hits her forehead.
S:Ok pass me I need the water..
D gives the water.
D:So how does the water taste now ? After my touch ? 😉
S:Hmm...tastes yuck ! Has got the flavour of the beer you drank last night.
D: 😕
S: 😆
D:Am I annoying you Sweetu ?
S: Yes, you are ! I sat to write the dialogues but I have not even completed a single line all because of your 'sweety sweety sweety' ...pls let me do my work.
D: Ok sweetu, carry on.
D mv : Sweety is writing, bava is seriously reharsing his dialogues everyone else is busy with some work I am feeling bored. I can't lie on her lap SSR will kick me out if the room. Pretending to listen to audio let me listen to some songs hmm what has she got on her play list ??
Sees atleast one song from all his movies on her playlist.
D mv : Ohh my bangaram loves me so much she has all my songs ( grins ) hmm let me play idedo bagunde.
D closing his eyes enjoying the song. He crosses his legs and sits. With his feet he strokes S's feet. She blushes.
S: Listening to idedo bagundi ?
D nods his head vigorously. S smiles. She takes one of the earphones and puts it on her ear and discreetly strokes his foot. He widens his eyes. Then he does it again. They take turns to stroke each other's feet.
SSR notices this.
SSR: Darling ! Sweety !
Who is listening ??
SSR: 😡
Walks up to them, waves at them but they are staring at each other listening to the song and stroking feets. He takes D's earphone and hears the idedo bagundi song. This movement alerts DS who stop what they are doing and look at him.
SSR: Bagundi raa bagundi... coming for script discussion and romancing.. Get up the both of you ! Go stand there!
They go stand.
SSR: D you first. Recite your dialogue.
D nods his head.
D: (Looks at Sweety) "Okka chance istavaa jeevithantham ikkada pettukoni chusukuntanu." Correct S?
S: Perfect Darling! Still the same, no change. Just shave this beard, trim your hair and moustache and you will be Jai. 😳
Both grin at each other and look at SSR.
SSR: ( folding his hands at his chest ) 😡 😡 😡
D&S: Oops !!
SSR: ( gritting his teeth ) I meant to say recite the head cutting scene dialogue.
D hasn't memorised his lines so he thinks of an excuse.
D: I can but where are the shackles ? Where is my sword ? S's tummy is flat.. I have to get angry no ?
SSR: Wow !!! What a dedication !!! I am impressed. Do one thing, I'll get you both married and send you on a honeymoon for a month. We'll have the script discussion once she has grown a real bump. Will that do sir?
D: It is fine with me, S also won't have any issues. Don't worry Raj, we'll not trouble you so much one month is not required. Just give us a week we'll accomplish the task. Ok S?
S: Oh no D, one week will be less. You need to sleep also right. Make it two weeks.
D: You are right! 2 weeks is enough Raj.
SSR: Rama !
Rama: Entandi ??
SSR: 2 weeks it seems. You stay here and ensure they memorise their dialogues in 2 minutes.If they don't get it right quarantine them. I'll come.
Rama: Where are you going ??
SSR: I am going to walk barefoot to the ganesha temple nearby and break a coconut that my movie shooting should go on smoothly, it should be released without any mess and most importantly I shouldn't lose my sanity by the time it gets over.
Rama: Oh ! Break one on my behalf also.
R: And for me too !
Nasser: Me three !
Madhan karky: Me four !
SSR: Ok ok I'll do it for all of us.
D&S: What about us ?
Lord Ganesha: Oh no !!! These two jilebi babies also want to break coconut ?? I need to save my sanity first. Escape !!! *sits on his mouse and flees*
All in the room: 😲 😲 😲
Priya..It was too Hilarious..🤣
Omg!! This D is Laziness Brand Ambassador...🤣🤣🤣
D don't want to Share his and S bottle to anyone..😳
D and S are so Naughty...😳
Poor Team..😆
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