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The laws of golf --> LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Educators and Teachers by Clifford
According to a recent news report, a certain private school in Victoria was facing a unique problem.

A number of Year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Each night the cleaners would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something needed to be done about this. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the cleaner.

The principal explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the cleaners each night. To show how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the cleaner to demonstrate.

The cleaner took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and then proceeded to clean the mirrors with it. Since then there have been no more lip prints on the mirror.

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Laughs.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

The Kid by Nancy
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"

"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

"Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?", asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more, the frustrated boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me."