The Karela Post - Twilight

So Behno after appointing myself as the official Raita taster and decoder of the forum I have some
good news for you
@Chandrima and @Rekha please note that we will not be celebrating Raksha Bandhan after Valentine's Day ... phew a sigh of relief ... sahi mein yaar kuch Bharosa nahin .. twist ke naam par kya twist ho jaaye
Now the bad news ... with some amount of teripidation .. but the signs were always there I have finally decoded ... yes I now have exclusive papers and footage that prove Bhai is a ... Vampire ...
Yes ladies Shaurya Khanna is a Vampire ...
He loves the sight and taste of blood specially of it is from Meri ... I mean Teri ... I mean uski Mehak ...
and the biggest raita ... finally decoded ... Karuna Ma ...is a werewolf ..yes after every party she converts into a black wolf..
Ya ya her wolf looks more like a skinny black mongrel ...but what the hell ...
That is the Raita ... yippee I have figured it out ...
Kya woh sach mein Kutta tha .. not a wolve .. Karuna
Ma abhi bhi apni Banarasi sari mein ghoonghat oddh kar apne hi Ghar ke darwaaze par chip rahi hai ..
Like aunty sach Mein .. aur sab to theek hai .. par ghoonghat ka kya logic...like aapke ghar me to aapki
Saree dekh kar hi koi jaan jaayega ki app ho .. to chehra kyun chupaya

Accha theek hai theek hai my Raita decoding was galat
Woh sach mein Kutta tha .. toh kya hua Duniya Bhari padi hai kameeno se .. innocent young maidens ka khoon pine Waala vampires se ...
Ab Bhai kaun si category Mein aayega

Bhai tu ladki ki marzi ke bina doorbell ki tarah press kiye jaa .. aur kissi ne galti se choo liya to Tera fuse udd Gaya ..
Matlab sach mein tune writers ki Bhains ko danda Maara hai... tujhe shareef to kabhi rehne hi nahi denge
Pehle chor Uchakka ab full to psycho
Ab tere happy budday par kissne tere return gift Chura liye the ..
Like I thought KC was a syaapa day in your life but ab birthday bhi
Chal finally writers were able to explain one issue.. Teri age 26 and 28 ke beech mein oscillate karti rehti hai
Actually ab koi Teri birthday manaye to count Kare ki cake par kitni candles hai
Ab ek age full and final kar lo ... uss par chipke Rehna..koi birthday syaapa nahi phir
By God kitna satkela item hai tum
Ab dekh mujhe to sach mein lag raha ki ladki suffocate ho kar bhaag jaayegi..kuch nahi to tere online avatar se hi affair sahi
Ab dekho jisko virtual world mein tag nahi kar sakte usko real world mein tag tag Khel sakte hai .. issme to koi question mark nahi hai
Sadomasochistic Tiwari .. sorry that was the darned autocorrect of my phone.. I mean Saurab Tiwari's sighting in Agra still need to be decoded
Sach mein yaar ... Are you guys sure .. woh wolf nahi Kutta tha ??

@tibs, I am pretty sure that there is no incest. I will leave the day I find out that saiyyaan will be turning bhaiyya, obviously not without a few very kind & humble words for the makers 😆.

As I have mentioned earlier, seems that the writers are planning to continue with their horror flick (read emotional violence). Previously the source was hatred, now it's love or obsession or possessiveness or whatever. Honestly, I can tolerate possessiveness, but not savagery. I can tolerate narcissism, but not sadomasochism. What was that during the dance !!! What was that in her room !!! What was that in the precap !!! How will the Sharmas trust him with emotional stability after watching him going on rampage back to back and behaving in such disgusting manner with their daughter after their earlier horrendous experiences with him !!! I pat my back for not doubting Kanta's motherly instincts ever, even though I disgusted a few of her techniques & words. She is absolutely spot on w.r.t. her assessment of Shaurya. Seriously, he needs anger management course as well as mental counselling, instead of continuous chants - "He is behaving like a psycho owning to his pathetic past" as "justification" !!!.

I am really doubtful about the impending marriage now. Mahek is suffocating owing to his relentless display of obsession, possessiveness & stubbornness. Added with this Meera Sharma twist. What are the chances of an absconding bride or a bride rejecting the groom at the altar !! Are the writers preparing ground for the fresh Air i.e. the 3rd element !!! Or a forced marriage is on the way, considering the manner Shaurya is behaving recently !!! Whatever happens, online chat should make it's permanent entry. I have been dreading regarding the next "astonishing" twist the day I had found that the emperor of twist has reappeared and that too donning a red t-shirt. The red cloth also made an appearance. All pointing to an imminent danger!!!

Bam Stoker's Dracula used to prey on beautiful maidens. The trend continues. Wilhelmina was enchanted, but was suffocating as well. The catch is Jonathan Harkar with the help of Abraham Van Helsing & co. could release Mina from his clutches at the end, even though Dracula seemingly had fallen for her.

Behna, me think it's a fox, both cunning & carnivore. As promised this is from my brand new MacBook Air 😉 ...

Lol tibs, tum nay to phar di meri! Hans hans kar bal par gae pait main! 🤣🤣

Glad to know I was not alone. CVs probably watched all he twilight series together and were completely inspired by it so we get to the current track.

Tibs mind blowing post...

Originally posted by: mahirmukhtar

Lol tibs, tum nay to phar di meri! Hans hans kar bal par gae pait main!🤣🤣

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<font color="#ff0000">Bhai tu ladki ki marzi ke bina doorbell ki tarah press kiye jaa .. aur kissi ne galti se choo liya to Tera fuse udd Gaya ..
Matlab sach mein tune writers ki Bhains ko danda Maara hai... tujhe shareef to kabhi rehne hi nahi denge</font>

What a post dear! These lines cracked me up!😆😆

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<font color="#333333" face="Roboto, sans-serif">First it was Shaurya's hatred which pushed Mehak away and now i think it will be his love. The way he is going it's too extreme, he might hurt her badly. Even if it is unintentional he should have some control over himself.</font>

Yaar yeh ST aata hai .. achcha Khaasa Bhai shareef types hone Lagta hai .. phir uske brain ki koi short circuit Karta hai aur Chala jaata hai .. phir hum viewers ko bola jaata hai .. yeh lo ji twist

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Originally posted by: tibs09

Sadomasochistic Tiwari .. sorry that was the darned autocorrect of my phone.. I mean Saurab Tiwari's sighting in Agra still need to be decoded
Sach mein yaar ... Are you guys sure .. woh wolf nahi Kutta tha ??

Originally posted by: beckieee

Glad to know I was not alone. CVs probably watched all he twilight series together and were completely inspired by it so we get to the current track.

Bilkul yaar Beckieee ...hum bekaar Mein soch rahe the that we are watching a
Love story.. this is actually supernatural story with a lot of para normal activity going on

Tibs,
When I saw your title I was surprised, since I was thinking the same movie twilight. Which is one of my favourite movie, I love a Bella and Edward. But my Edward is a good vamphire and love his love for Bella.

Coming to your Bhai, he was a rude man but then turned to lover boy. Now obsessive and blood sucking vamphire who is in human shoes.

Mehak dialogues in my words:I used to love your Bhai till now irrespective of his rude, arrogant behaviour and romance of course. But it is getting into my nerves he is turning into a vamphire and sucking my blood, making scars on my body and says I love you and I own you. Confusing me but still convincing me to love him. It's all because of you fans encouraging your Bhai's such character. Please tell ST to bring your Bhai to Normal human being.

Personally I want my SK to come out as rude, arrogant and loving husband. Instead of making him cruel murderer with the past.