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Hello Forumwaasi's finally up with something Light..!
Happy Reading..!
This one's dedicated to My OmRu..! Wouldn't be possible without them.!
Its long...make sure you have time😛
Shot 1:
ShivOmRu entered the grand farmhouse which was decorated beautifully like a fairy tale land for the wedding. Dressed in crisp, colour coordinated cream coloured sherwaanis, which complemented each others, the three had the heads turning at their entrance. In style they wore the shades and walked in.Once inside and in a secluded corner, all their style was down the drain as they stood facing each other with anxious face.
Om was thoughtful, while Rudra seemed excited, while Shivaay seemed Composed on the surface while his eyes seemed to tell anxiety as well!
Shivaay looking at Om-"What are you thinking so much about...we decided yesterday night that we are doing this right...for Mallika's happiness!!
Om-"Not that...its These Oberoi Women...Our Wives...I still think kuch gadbad hai...teeno Malika ki shaadi pe nahi aayi. You know right Mallika is such a good friend to the three of them. Humse zyaada wo log Mallika ke saath hangout karti hai...!And they aren't here on her big day..!"
The Oberoi Bahus had told the Trio, that they wouldn't be able to attend Mallika's wedding as another of their close friend from another group was also getting married on the same day. So the three ladies had decided to attend their wedding instead.!
ShivOmRu had made different excuses to them that they wouldn't attend Mallika's wedding, much against his wish Omkara had lied as well, thanks to Rudra if he hadn't opened his big mouth to compete with Saumya they wouldn't have to lie.
While Anika and Gauri had also cursed Saumya for opening the mouth.
Basically if Rudra and Saumya hadn't competed to break the news first.none had to lie...and that exactly would have spilled the beans...!!!
(ShivOmRu wantwd to go to wedding but don't want to take along their wives same was for the ladies, they wanted to go but without their husbands! Why...? Read On.. ;) )
But now...
It was Raita that had been spilled .!
Yes Phel gaya Raita!!
ShivOmRu were here on a mission and din't want their wives to know about it.
But,AniGauYa were also here at Mallika's wedding on a mission and din't want their husbands to know about the same.
While ShivOmRu , stood in a silent secluded cirner, the Younger Oberoi Ladies entered the premises in a Tashan of their own, all men turning and looking at them while the other women looked envious. Anika was dressed in a simple pinkish-orange saaree with a sleeveless blouse with heavy beautifully carved ornaments,her hair set straight as the ends kissed her waist. Gauri was dressed in a pretty pink lehenga with the dupaata wrapped around as a saaree, her wild long curled locks left free, a Beautiful maang tika adorning her head below the sindoor. While the youngest Oberoi Bahu wore a indo-western baby pink anarkali gown looking simply gorgeous.They walked in with various thaals in hand, after all it was their Best Friend's Wedding!!
Shivaay- "O comon ...ye sab soch aur aagey kya plan hai...wo discuss karte hain...waise bhi acha hai wo teeno yahan nahi hai...
Rudra-" Exactly...warna wo hummein ye Kabhi nahi karne deti..! Saumya sab se Pehle mujhe hi blame karti..!
Shivaay- "O please...Anika ka toh sole purpose in life is doing the opposite of what I say...! Tadibaaz..!"
Omkara-"O hello... Tum dono...Don't even start...Gauri...wo loop mein uska ek hi dialogue bolti...Ek Jhaap mein satjaaiybe deewar pe...
Ruddy-"Bhaiya...thats so cool...at least Saumya ke tarah to koi research paper nahi recite karti hai Jo paale bhi nahi padta hai...
Shivaay "Hold on...Hold on...Saumya ki research talks are any day better than Anika's weird language... Every damn time she comes up with some weird new word..paata nahi wo seekthi kahan se hai...laati kahan se hai itne saare...weird words.!
Malika clears her throat, as the three turn to look at her.the three smile.and she gets a group hug.
As they break apart Malika folds her hands and they smile like idiots finally their Best Friend was getting married...they knew how crazy she had been about getting married...n finally she was getting married..!
Malika-" ShivOmRu...!" She squealed. "Tum log se kuch expect nahi karna chaiye...ek toh late ho upar sey yahan khade ho ke baate kar rahe ho...plan yaad hai..???"
Omkar-"Malika are you sure about this...I mean...tum toh ye shaadi karna chaathi thii...so you really want us...Your..Friends ...to Kidnap you from your own wedding..! "
Shivaay- "Exactly Mallika ..abhi time hai...are you sure...I mean this is crazy and risky your and our family reputations are at stake.!"
Mallika-"Yes I M Sure...! Mera bachpan se sapna thaa shaadi she bhaagne kaa...aur kidnap hone kaaa bhi...n you guys promised ki you will... And finally the day has arrived..! "
Shivaay-"Be practical.. Malika...we were merely twenty at that time and tum zidd kar rahi thii toh humne maan Liya..! Not that we...
Mallika raising an eyebrow-"Mr. Shivaay Singh Oberoi, are you backing out of your promise huh??
Shivaay in tadi-"Shivaay Singh Oberoi, is a man of his words...that is exactly why I am here..! Warna sapne mein bhi main aisi...2 Rupees harkat nahi karta..!
Rudra chuckling-"Language Bhaiya...Language! "
The other two giggle.
Mallika-"Ruddy, tere Bhaiya shaayad Teri Bhaabhi Ko miss kar rahe hain!!"
Shivaay- "Ahh because of her...meri language ki Oh My Mata Ho gayi hai!"
Omkara-"Lagta hai Choti Maa ko bhi miss kar raha hai!" Giggling.
Shivaay curses himself and looks the other way-"Plan pe focus's kare..!"
These two most important women of his life had seriously changed him a lot, especially when they decided to confront him in Team.And for now his language was badly wounded.
Rudra-"Bhaiya mauka bhi hai...chauka maarte hain..koi nahi...hai abhi hi Malika ko kidnap kar lete hain!"
Omkara-"Good idea..for a change
..Rudra...Chalo Chaloo Malika..!"
Malika-"Are you guys crazy aise koi kidnap karta hai kya...sab ko pata chal jaayega ki Oberoi Brothers ne mujhe kidnap kiya aur khulam khula le gaye..!"
Shivaau-" Tumhaari problem kya hai..!
Malikaa-"I knew it...you guys are dumb..! Wait..." She drags in a suitcase
"Ye lo..is mein kapde hain...disguise yourself ...wo mera room hai upar..." She says pointing at the room... " wahan see kidanp karna mujhe...And yeah this room " she said pointing to the one outside which they were standing " wahan change karo...aur haan kisiko pata nahi chalna chaiye ki tum Oberois ho...warna I swear I will kill you guys..! OK bye !"
ShivOmRu look at each other, their friend was impossible. Sad enough their life was filled with such insane woman. They quickly went into the room and each took a set from the three sets . The bag contained all essential accessories to disguise themselves.
While Rudra was thoroughly enjoying, ShivKara only rolled eyes at him.
Shivaay cursed-"It took me half an hour to get dressed into this sherwaani...and now...danm it... Saari aurte paagal hoti hai..!"
As they changed and came face to face they were shocked themselves by looking at each other."Phat The Wuck" they said in unison.
Rudra was dressed in a kurta pajaama had fake beard over his face and topi on his head(the Muslim Cap). ShivKara were totally bowled over, surely no one would be able to recognise him.
Shivaay was dressed as a Sardar . he wore a black kurta pajaama with a bright red turban and a moustache to go with his stubble. It was OmRu's turn to gape at him.
While Omkara wore the traditional Rajasthaani attire, with the rajasthaani pagdi on head. The pagdi made the artist look more colourful than his art today. Rudra and Shivaay exchanged glances trying hard not to laugh, as Om blamed the turban for spoiling the look of his hair.
Omkara-"Don't even try cracking up on this..I m done...I look more colorful then the those clothes that Gauri makes.
Rudra-Bhaiya look at me...kahan meri handsome shakal pe ye daadi...!" He said making his cry baby face.
Shivaay-"OK enough let's focus on the plan..!" He took his hand up to his hair to do the SSO style only to realise his hair was beneath the turban while OmRu broke into laughter.
Omkara smirking-"Habits die hard..!" And unconsciously he takes his hand up to do his hair flick only the realise his hair was tied up.
Shivaay-"Aahaan...Habits die hard..!"
Rudra-"Okay...so let's decide names...
ShivKara rolling their eyes-"What ??!!"
Rudra-"Just in case koi problem nahi ho...we should all take new names ...Kisi ko pata nahi chalna chaiye him ShivOMRu hai after all...!"
Shivaay was going to protest when Omkara agreed, leaving Shivaay with no option. Just then Shivaay's phone beeped with a mesaage from Malika who awaited her kidnap.
Shivaay- "Okay hurry up and decide we need to get into action. Om looked thoughtfully ,
Shivaay-"Om...Pehle mahurat nikalega kya..tu toh poet hai...names should be easy...come on give each one of us fast..!
Rudra-" Ek min.I have the names ready...and they are easy to remember as well...!"
ShivKara-"OK...what? "
Rudra pointing to Om-"Amar"
Pointing to himself-"Akbar"
Pointing to Shivaay-"Anthony"
Omkara-"Seriously Rudra..?? Like Amar...Akbar Anthony..!!"
Rudra shrugging his shoulders -"Do you have better option?? "
Shivaay gets pissed as Omkara and Rudra were arguing and he got Malika's phone call!
Shivaay-"Guys we have to move Amar Akbar Anthony It Is..! "
Omkara hits on Rudra's head as they move out. Rudra carries the small back pack which was in the suitcase itself containing a rope and a few other kidnapping essentials.They go and hide behind the pillar next to Malika's room. After discussion they decide that Shivaay would go first and then they would follow.
Shivaay walks in style till the entrance but out of no where his wife comes out and they come face to face. He stares at her wide eyed. Wasn't she not supposed to be here..? He wondered.
She stared at him lost in thoughts. Have I seen this person before? O bete ki he has kanji eyes like Shivaay may be that's why I feel I have seen him. She mentally cursed herself for being so obsessed with her husband. She then smiles at the person.
He takes the opportunity of her lost look nnd has a good look at his wife, looking all beautiful and droolworthy. He gracefully runs his eyes from down to up.
Omkara and Rudra smash their hands on hand. Rudra-"O ...inka toh O Jaana Moment ho raha hai...Bhaiya Bhabhi ko check out kar rahe hain...!"
Omkara-"Shut up Rudra...Question is wo yahan kya kar rahi hai...!"
Rudra-"Bhaiya question ko maaro goli ...agar Bhabhi ne Bhaiya ko unhe check out karte dekh Liya naa toh Bhaiyaa kahin ke nahi rahenge..!"
Omkara-"What..?
Rudra-"Bhaiya, Shivaay nahi Anthony hai...Lagtaa hai aaj Bhaabhi Bhaiya Ka Band Bajaayegi aur Anthony ki Mulaaqaat Chamki se ho jaayegi!"
Omkara -"hmmm..wait...what is Chamki...?
Rudra-"Bhaabhi ki nayi sandal!"
Omkara makes a disgusted face-"Shivaay Control...!" He whispers.
Rudra giving Omkara a look-"Unko sunai nahi dega...! Koi faayda nahi.!"
Finally before she could realise Shivaay had casually looked the other way, much to OmRu's relief.
Shivaay in his mind-"She looks so pretty...! Ahh..! But wait why is she smiling like that to a complete stranger..did she recognize me ...Of course not!"
Anika-"Hello!"
Shivaay in his head-"Wow great now she is flirting too..!"
Aloud-"Excuse Me...!"
Anika-"Wo aapki aakhein ek dum mere pati jaisi hai!"
He nods with a formal smile while fuming on inside..."Oh she goes around checking out the eyes of strangers!"
Anika- "Waise aap kaun hai...? Aur aap Malika ke room mein kyun..?"
Shivaay modulating his voice-"Wo main uska dost hoon.!"
Anika-"Acha...acha..main bhi...aapka naam kya hai!!??"
Shivaay fuming, to himself-"Address bhi pooch lo!"
"Anthony!"
Anika's face lit up much too Shivaay's further annoyance-"Anthony Gonsalves??"
Shivaay nods trying to keep his anger to himself. How he wished he could tell her that "Main Tumhara Pati Hoon Mrs. Anika Shivaay Singh Oberoi!! "
Anika-"Maine naa filmon mein bahut dekha hai...Anthony Gonsalves..aaj live bhi mil gayi..!"
Shivaay to himself..It's flims Anika! Oh so she is so inspired by films is it...Mentally he made a note of making her watch some nice "Romantic" english films. He chuckles imagining her reaction to those. His head started beeping with alarm he was heading the wrong way..! He composed himself,and thought" Ghar pe milte hain Mrs.SSO...! "
Before he could take leave she spoke up-"O bete ki..mujhe bahut kaam hai..main chalti hoon..bye.!"
He rolls his eyes in anger as he sees her go.."BYE..my foot ...see you later Biwi..!" OmRu gulp as they see anger in his eyes. Shivaay enters the room and in the next 30 seconds he steps out, and in long fast strides reaches to OmRu.!
Omkara-"Kya Hua..? Tu bhaag ke kyun aaya..?
Rudra- "andar koi bhoot hain...yaan Malika ne extra make up kar Liya kya..?"
Shivaay- "Shut Up you two.! " looking at Om-"Andar Teri Womaniyaa hai..!"
Omkara in bewilderment-"Gauri bhi yahan aayi hai ...!"
Shivaay nods."Double Crossers they are!"
Omkara-"Main handle karta hoon! Don't worry..!"
Shivaay- "Yes..I can't handle another dictionary!"
Omkara glares at his brother.
Shivaay -"ok.OK...go..fast..!"
Yet again as Omkara was about to step inside Gauri comes out.
Omkara stops and looks at her. She looked so pretty. Her hair open and that sindoor adorning her maang just the way he liked it.
Rudra smacks his head to the pillar."Ye Lo inka O saathiya chaalu ho gaya..! Aap aur O...dono hi hopeless ho!" Shivaay folds his hand and glares at him. It was enough to put Rudra to silent mode.
Gauri as usual gives her sweet smile and then looks at him from up to down.
Gauri excitedly-"Aap Rajasthan Hai!??"
Omkara was brought out of his daze by her sweet voice."Huh..!"
Gauri takes it yo be a yes."Hum naa Rajasthan ke bahut bade fan hai...IPL ke nahi...rajya (state) ki baat kar rahe hain..! Wahan ke mahal...wahaan kaa Khaana wahaan ke kapde..! "
Omkara nods anxiously. Thank God she hadn't recognize him.
Gauri-"Agar aap mind nahi kare toh him ek slefie le plz...!"
Omkara raise his eyebrows at her unbelievably. His wife was a complete crack who takes pics with a stranger ?? Just because he is dressed in Rajasthani clothes..! "Grrr!" He said aside barely audible.
Finally she clicked a selfie.
Gauri-"Wow...waise hummein naa Udaipur bahut pasand hai...aap kaha se hai...?"
Omkara-wo...Jaipur se...!" He smacked himself mentally, he lied again..! Thanks to his wife she kept saying"sach mein jhoot mila kar hi zewar ban sakte hain! Akela sach bahut naazuk hota hai! Thatvseemes enough reason to say a lie ."
Gauri- "uu kya hai naa...hummein...Udaipur bahut pasand hai..lekin wo humaare pati Jhataadaari Singh Oberoi... Unko naa hummein ghumaane ki fursat hi nahi hai!"
Omkara looked at her wide eyed ready to burst-"Phat the wuck !" She went around calling him "Jhataadaari!" .
Its Okay Om get back to her at home..! He told himself on loop controlling his anger.
Gauri-"ThankU...ye lo hum ne aap ka naam toh poocha hi nahi..!
Omkara-"Huh...Amar..!" He said.
Gauri-"Acha...hum chalte hai Namaste..!"
As soon as she leaves, Omkara let's out an audible"Grrr..! She is mad..! Let me meet her at home...like seriously...she is mad...jhataadaari..errr..!"
And then as soon as he turned to go inside , but he saw Saumya coming out. He had no mood for another confrontation. He feared she might ask him about the musical tradition of Rajasthan. No. He had enough. It was Rudra's turn.
He went back to his brothers.
Om looking at Rudra-" Jaa ab Teri baari hai!"
Shivaay and Rudra look confused.
Om-"Saumya bhi yahan Hai!"
Rudra making a cry baby face-"Bhaiyaa aap dono mein so koi jaao naa..! Ussne mujhe pehchaan Liya toh..? Mujhe phirse floor pe sona padegaa..!
Shivaay and Omkara high five at that laughing hard.
Rudra shuts his eyes embarrassed. How could he tell them about it!! Stupid him.
"O ...bhaiyaa...plz ...kissi ko mat batana...warna meri izat ka faluda ho jaayega! O aap jaao..Sumo toh aapki behen hai!"
ShivKara give smirks and push him. Why should he not have the fun they had just had!
Rudra closes his eyes sending up prayers. He planned to ignore her and go straight to room. But alas...they collide as the brush past the entrance simultaneously from different directions.
She was about to trip when he holds her by the hand and she quickly straightens up muttering a quick Thank You. Rudra smiles and proceedes.
Saumya-"Ek Min...!"
Rudra screws his eyes shut. O no did she recognise me?
He turns slowly.
Saumya-"Ye dulhan ka room hai...aap kaha jaa rahe hain...!"
Rudra"Wo main ...Malika ka college friend hoon...wo shaadi main band ke baare mein ek urgent baat karne thii..!"
Saumya-"Oh Okay...aap DJ...waaley hain!"
Rudra flutters his eyes thinking-"Haan haan wahi..!" Modulating his voice.
Saumya -"Aapki aawaz itni funny kyun hai!"
Rudra-"Excuse Me..!"
Saumya-"Aahh Nothing! Waise main ek RJ hoon...aapka naam..??
Rudra-Amar..nahi nahi...Anthony...mera matlab hai Akbar..!
Saumya looks amused-"Aapko apna naam nahi yaad rehta hai..?"
Rudra-"Wooo...movie ka title hain naa Amar Akbar Anthony... Isliye..thodaa khud hi confuse ho jaata hoon..ki main kaunsa waala hoon!"
Saumya breaks into a sweet laughter. Rudra starts gaping at his wife. She looked the cutest when she laughed.
O-"Shivaay humaar bhaai sach mein dumbell hai...khud naam deke bhul gaya..!"
Shivaay-"Sach...look at the way he is gaping at Saumya...and hummein bol raha thaa..!"
Omkara chuckles.
Saumya-"U r so funny... I thought mere paas ek exclusive dumbell thaa..!"
Rudra laughs and then realises that she was speaking about him and makes a face raising an eyebrow.
Saumya-"Wo actually My Husband Is Cutely Dumb..! "
Rudra gives a fake laughter,annoyed inside.to himself-"Did she just say Cutely Dumb..? Who goes around describing your husband that way! "
Saumya-"Waise ...aap kisi band ke saath hai..?
Rudra-"Band...ke saath thaa...ab nahi hoon !" He says seeing his brothers from the corner of his eyes ,who were trying to suppress their giggles.
Saumya-"Aww..sad..so aapki bhi condition mere favourite singer Zyain Malik ke jaisi hai!"
Rudra curious-Ye Malik kaun hai?" Jealousy rising up.
Saumya-"Arey wo handsome, fair, One Direction singer...Zyain Malik..?"
Rudra-"Acha wo Waala Malik...waise wo itna khaas nahi ha..tkkk..bilkul nahi! He clicks his tongue.
Saumya -"O please haan...he is the best.. Good looks ke saath good voice kuch logon ko hi milti hain...for example my husband ..he cant sing a simple song Dumbell Singh Oberoi!
Rudra stares at her in anger squeezing his eyes. As soon as she looks up at him...he looks elsewhere.
Saumya's phone rings . "O God Bhabhi kaa phone hain main chalti hoon..! Bubyee!"
Rudra as soon as she goes-"Cute main cute...WO handsome...main nahi gaa sakta ...main dumbell..! Sumo Gharpe Milo...phir pata chalega kaun kitna dumb hai..!"
He grumpily walks back to his brothers.
Both tap his shoulder."It's Okay Rudra..! Humaare saath bhi hua!"
Rudra-"Dhoka Dhoka Dhoka...teeno ne hum teeno ko Dhoka Dhoka Dhoka..!!! Sumo ka samaj aata hai...lekin Bhabhiyon ne bhi..!"
Omkara-"Trust me Rudra..Gauri ke liye baating karna chod...ussne hii Sumo ko aisa banaya hai..!"
Shivaay-"No No No..I m pretty sure yeh sab naa USS Paanika ka asar hai...uska asar naa bahut tej hota hai!"
Rudra and Om giving knowing smirks to each other. Rudra shamelessly-"Haan Bhaiya...unka asar aap pe dikta hai!"
Shivaay glares..."Ab chale...we have a kidnapping to do!"
P.S
This was supposed to be OS.!
But after 3000 + words also this don't get over.(Just Like Our Chats )😆
Special Credits:
@appynehra @Mahira_Khan
I would like to officially thank these two, the idea came from them! And also dialogues credits to them.⭐️
A big
#ThankYou DBO and IB forum. (For being the catalyst.)😆
Hope you all liked it!!
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