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Hey buddies !
I am back with a new funny one-shot ! As our excitement climbs one notch higher with each bombardment of new Spoiler and making us wait eagerly for this weekend, letz twist few lines and have some fun moments just to cool down a few degrees ! Nehi toh all will be feverish and crazy by the time weekend will come !
so this is the funny take for u, Njoy and let me know ur opinion !!
Chalo maze kartey hain 😃
Papaji-Badri and woh
[Badri comes running to Papaji.]
Badri : uncleji uncleji gajab hogaye ! Woh Viru ney...
Papaji: Jab sey woh ladki Chandrakanta bhoot ban ke mere beteke dimag mein ghus gayi tab se gajab hi toh horaha hain, nalayak ! Ab toh mera beta bhi mera na raha, sotey jagtey uske yaad mein khoya rehta hain nehi toh muh fula kar logon se marpit kartey firta hain ! Kahan kho gaya mera priya agyakari putr !
Badri : Uncleji, woh aap yeh sokgeeti baad mein bhi ga saktey hain, kya hain ab bahut badi durghatna hogaye, woh sun lijiye pehele fir ronadhona suru karna !
Papaji :( feeling highly excited) durghatna ?? kya hua ? Woh rakshasi daiyin naagin ladki mar gayi kya ?? Hey bhagwan ! Aap meri sun li !!
Badri: (impatiently) Bhagwan kya sunega, aap pehle mere baat kaan khul ke sun lijiye. Aapke betey ghar se bhag gaye !!
Papaji : KYA KYAA KYYAA ??
Badri : (gulps uneasily) And as much as I have learnt, woh Vijaygarh gaye hain !
Papaji : maine itni paise dekar high-tech security guards arrange kiya tha, woh manhoos tab kya kar rahey the jab woh bhaga ?
Badri : aapka beta bahuthi shatir hain ji, woh unn logon ko daaru pila kar behosh kar dala aur bhag gaya.
Papaji : Aur kamina, haramzada, tu kya kar raha tha ? Tubhi talli hokar ghum raha tha kya ?? aj main tera jaan le lunga, tujhe tankha dekar rakha kisliye hain, huh ? Taaki u can spy Viru's each move...kis muh sey bol raha hain woh chala gaya ?
Badri : I am still spying on him, Uncleji ! Uska niyat bahut sareef hain, woh baas chabi lenehi waha gaye hain !
Papaji : Murkh ! Tujhe kya lagta hain main yuhi buddha ban gaya ? Kaun sa jawan chokraka neeyat sahi rehta hain khubsurat ladki milney ke baad! Waise kahan hain woh chabi ?
Badri : (looking other way) woh actually kya hain naa uncleji woh chabi ladki ki bedroom mein hain, bed ki niche !
Papaji gets mini heart-attack.
Badri :( OMG ! Inka toh jaan chala jayega...I should say something nice now) Uncleji, ap pareshan kyu hain, Jaane sey pahale Viru ney kasam khai ki iss bar chabi lekar hi lautega, aur kuch bhi usske dimag mein nehi hain, I swear !
Papaji : Abbey gaddhey ! Great Viswamitra bhi Menka ko dekh kar behek gayethe, aur yaaha mera beta ladki ko bed pe dekh kar kya khak chabi dhoondheda ? Unka nazar tho kuch aur ki dhoond raha hoga isswakt !
Jagannath ! Abhi mujhe World-wide CCTV footage dikhao isswakt kya chal raha hain Vijaygarh mein !
Jagannath does that. Instead of showing Viru- Ck, the tv starts playing this song and video very loud!
''Kaanta Laaga, haye laaga !
Ha Aja Ha Raja
Bangle Ke Peeche Teri Beri Ke Neeche
Hai Re Piya Aha Re Aha Re Aha Re Piya !!''
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzcNbJZK08[/YOUTUBE]
Papaji : [screaming like his pants are on fire] yeh mera CCTV kya dikha raha hain ! Yeh ashlil gaana aur video kyu chal raha hain yaha ? Where is my son ?
Jagannath : woh kya hain saab ji ! Waha bhi kuch aisi hi scene chal raha hain, woh aapko dekhna sobha nehi detey, isiliye hints samajh ligiye ! Ab bete-bahu ki almost suhagraat kya live streaming dekhenge aap...apka umar hogaye aab,itna excitement apke tabiyat ke liye thik nehi,isliye aap yehi dekhiye in the meantime !
Papaji : What the Hell ! Mera beta yeh rangraliya mana rahey hain aur main ab gaana sununga ! Badri abhi jao aur uske kaan pakad kar yaha leaao !
Just then CCTV shows new videos. A reporter starts presenting Breaking News !
Abhi abhi khabar mila hain Vjgarh ko unki nayi Senanayak mil gaya. Yeh dekhiye direct coverage from the maidan of Vjgarh.
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WvhLDfATxQ&feature=youtu.be[/YOUTUBE]
Papaji : Yah kya ho raha hain ! Virendra senapati bhi ban gaye ? Ab woh jang karega Shivu ke sath ! Haye Ram ! Yeh kya kar dala !! Ab mera priyaputr Shivu ko kaun bachayega ! Arre Badri kuch karo, yeh toh jang, pyaar sab kuch kar raha hain chabi dhoondna chod kar !
Badri : Ab kya karey uncleji ! Aapney intey boring kaam diya tha ussey, u know naah Viru likes exciting jobs ! Dekha jaye toh pyar aur jaang sey zada exciting duniya mein aur kuch nehi hain, kya adrinalin rush hota hain by God ! Ab ussey rokna toh mere bas ki baat nehi rahe. Main retire hogaya uncle ji, aap khud kuch kar paatey hain toh kijiye...main katt leta hoon !!
😆Finis😆
Hit like if you liked my effort and comment about it.
I am back with a new funny one-shot ! As our excitement climbs one notch higher with each bombardment of new Spoiler and making us wait eagerly for this weekend, letz twist few lines and have some fun moments just to cool down a few degrees ! Nehi toh all will be feverish and crazy by the time weekend will come !
so this is the funny take for u, Njoy and let me know ur opinion !!
Chalo maze kartey hain 😃
Papaji-Badri and woh
[Badri comes running to Papaji.]
Badri : uncleji uncleji gajab hogaye ! Woh Viru ney...
Papaji: Jab sey woh ladki Chandrakanta bhoot ban ke mere beteke dimag mein ghus gayi tab se gajab hi toh horaha hain, nalayak ! Ab toh mera beta bhi mera na raha, sotey jagtey uske yaad mein khoya rehta hain nehi toh muh fula kar logon se marpit kartey firta hain ! Kahan kho gaya mera priya agyakari putr !
Badri : Uncleji, woh aap yeh sokgeeti baad mein bhi ga saktey hain, kya hain ab bahut badi durghatna hogaye, woh sun lijiye pehele fir ronadhona suru karna !
Papaji :( feeling highly excited) durghatna ?? kya hua ? Woh rakshasi daiyin naagin ladki mar gayi kya ?? Hey bhagwan ! Aap meri sun li !!
Badri: (impatiently) Bhagwan kya sunega, aap pehle mere baat kaan khul ke sun lijiye. Aapke betey ghar se bhag gaye !!
Papaji : KYA KYAA KYYAA ??
Badri : (gulps uneasily) And as much as I have learnt, woh Vijaygarh gaye hain !
Papaji : maine itni paise dekar high-tech security guards arrange kiya tha, woh manhoos tab kya kar rahey the jab woh bhaga ?
Badri : aapka beta bahuthi shatir hain ji, woh unn logon ko daaru pila kar behosh kar dala aur bhag gaya.
Papaji : Aur kamina, haramzada, tu kya kar raha tha ? Tubhi talli hokar ghum raha tha kya ?? aj main tera jaan le lunga, tujhe tankha dekar rakha kisliye hain, huh ? Taaki u can spy Viru's each move...kis muh sey bol raha hain woh chala gaya ?
Badri : I am still spying on him, Uncleji ! Uska niyat bahut sareef hain, woh baas chabi lenehi waha gaye hain !
Papaji : Murkh ! Tujhe kya lagta hain main yuhi buddha ban gaya ? Kaun sa jawan chokraka neeyat sahi rehta hain khubsurat ladki milney ke baad! Waise kahan hain woh chabi ?
Badri : (looking other way) woh actually kya hain naa uncleji woh chabi ladki ki bedroom mein hain, bed ki niche !
Papaji gets mini heart-attack.
Badri :( OMG ! Inka toh jaan chala jayega...I should say something nice now) Uncleji, ap pareshan kyu hain, Jaane sey pahale Viru ney kasam khai ki iss bar chabi lekar hi lautega, aur kuch bhi usske dimag mein nehi hain, I swear !
Papaji : Abbey gaddhey ! Great Viswamitra bhi Menka ko dekh kar behek gayethe, aur yaaha mera beta ladki ko bed pe dekh kar kya khak chabi dhoondheda ? Unka nazar tho kuch aur ki dhoond raha hoga isswakt !
Jagannath ! Abhi mujhe World-wide CCTV footage dikhao isswakt kya chal raha hain Vijaygarh mein !
Jagannath does that. Instead of showing Viru- Ck, the tv starts playing this song and video very loud!
''Kaanta Laaga, haye laaga !
Ha Aja Ha Raja
Bangle Ke Peeche Teri Beri Ke Neeche
Hai Re Piya Aha Re Aha Re Aha Re Piya !!''
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzcNbJZK08[/YOUTUBE]
Papaji : [screaming like his pants are on fire] yeh mera CCTV kya dikha raha hain ! Yeh ashlil gaana aur video kyu chal raha hain yaha ? Where is my son ?
Jagannath : woh kya hain saab ji ! Waha bhi kuch aisi hi scene chal raha hain, woh aapko dekhna sobha nehi detey, isiliye hints samajh ligiye ! Ab bete-bahu ki almost suhagraat kya live streaming dekhenge aap...apka umar hogaye aab,itna excitement apke tabiyat ke liye thik nehi,isliye aap yehi dekhiye in the meantime !
Papaji : What the Hell ! Mera beta yeh rangraliya mana rahey hain aur main ab gaana sununga ! Badri abhi jao aur uske kaan pakad kar yaha leaao !
Just then CCTV shows new videos. A reporter starts presenting Breaking News !
Abhi abhi khabar mila hain Vjgarh ko unki nayi Senanayak mil gaya. Yeh dekhiye direct coverage from the maidan of Vjgarh.
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WvhLDfATxQ&feature=youtu.be[/YOUTUBE]
Papaji : Yah kya ho raha hain ! Virendra senapati bhi ban gaye ? Ab woh jang karega Shivu ke sath ! Haye Ram ! Yeh kya kar dala !! Ab mera priyaputr Shivu ko kaun bachayega ! Arre Badri kuch karo, yeh toh jang, pyaar sab kuch kar raha hain chabi dhoondna chod kar !
Badri : Ab kya karey uncleji ! Aapney intey boring kaam diya tha ussey, u know naah Viru likes exciting jobs ! Dekha jaye toh pyar aur jaang sey zada exciting duniya mein aur kuch nehi hain, kya adrinalin rush hota hain by God ! Ab ussey rokna toh mere bas ki baat nehi rahe. Main retire hogaya uncle ji, aap khud kuch kar paatey hain toh kijiye...main katt leta hoon !!
😆Finis😆
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