funny shayari n jokes

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doob te ko tinkay ka sahara chahye
shadi k liay behnon ka ek ishara chahye
hazar nuks nikalti hain larke k chahre main
koi pooche to un se kia sitara chahye
chaar shararon se baat nahi banne wali
saath main to un ko ek khatara chahye
behno! karo khayal kam hogaye hain baal
warna kahen ge woh larka hamen karara chahye
kitni bar kaha baaji larki hai yehi behter
mughay bhi to aakhir gunahon ka kuffara chahye
tum bhi sunlo larki walon yeh daastaaan
phir na kehna hamen interview doobara chahye
ab to reh guzar main aakay par gaya hoon
le jao jis ko bhi yeh baaboo bichara chahye
kion dikhayi larki walon ki itni sharafat jawed
woh kehte hain hamen larka thora aawara chahye

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Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

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wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi
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TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU hospital JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

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hazaroo larkia asi ke har larki pay dam nikle
jis larki pay dam nikle wo larki ghar se kam nikle
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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
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Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

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Teri LOVELY aankhoon ne mujh pe aisa EFFECT kiya! sab ko REJECT kar maine tum ko SELECT kiya

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Humne jise chaha usne humse pyar karne ka izahaar kiya ! Humne jise pyar kiya usne muskurate hue kisi aur ka naam liya !!

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dabbay mein dabba ... dabbay mein khargosh
riddima ne ankh mari armaan behosh!

JOKES

guy came to armaan

"Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said armi, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said the man.

Six months later the doctor met the man on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the armi.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies. "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear

looool, the last joke is too funnyy! thanks for sharing

vah vah 👏 👏 ok im not gd at dis but in reply 2ur witty shayari ere goes:

Gunghat mein tujhe dekha toh deewana hua, sangeet ka tarana hua, shama ka parwana hua, masti a mastana hua, jaise he gunghat uthaya iss dunya say rawana hua....i nikd dis frm my m8z fone