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Ladies and gentlemen,
Kindly fasten your seat belt. This episode is on reverse mode. For references, kindly go back and watch the episode 43 and 44 available in youtube. Even Natasha equivalent is on his way - This one is called Jatin. (Yep, CVs believe in green Earth. So they are recycling their own storyline.) 😆
So the episode starts with Sonakshi helping Dev and trying to keep him awake.
Dev stares at Sonakshi.
Me: Aaj uninterrupted mauka mila hain, bhaiya. Tad lo jitna tadna hain... At least Sonakshi ki taraf dekhoge to waise bhi brain function slow ho jayega. Aapka to dimaag waise bhi apne "enemy" ke saamne nehin chalta. To heal hone mein madad milegi aapko. Suchna Dev - hit mein jaari.
Dev asks Sonakshi that did she came to save him because she wants to hurt him? Sonakshi says that it's nothing like that.
Me: Bhaiya, time please. Reminder giving here. Sonakshi ka aapke tarah mental jhol nehin hain. Just saying. Ladki bilkul normal che.
Sonakshi takes Dev to the driver. Driver sees Sonakshi and thinks this is police case, so takes the car and runs away. Sonakshi runs after the driver. Dev laments that first Sonakshi left and now his life is leaving.
Driver goes straight to Bijoy Bose's home and gives Sonakshi's paper. Bose family worried.
Me: No person does kalti seeing an injured person being brought by the passenger. Usually sensible people take an injured person to the hospital. I have seen many times, people flagging cabs to take accident victim to hospital. Kisi bhi driver ko aise kalti maarte hue kabhi nehin dekha.
But then Sonakshi won't be able to connect past imperfect with present continuous. So Kuch Rang Fake Situation ke Aise Bhi...
Sonakshi goes into story telling mode of the gardener, sunflower and the sun (sunflower being her, gardener being Dev, sun being Soha). Dev says that gardener didn't leave sunflower, sunflower left gardener.
Me: Haila, yeh birds and the bees wali kahani ka naya version hain ka? Maine bachpan mein suna tha.
Dev bhaiya, is reality mein bhi apna version mat ghusero. Gardener ne hi sunflower ko ukhar ke phenka tha. Do baar, remember? Ab kitni baar ukhari hui paudha wapas ussi banjar zameen pe lagaoge, batao? Waise bhi pehle hi aapki banjar zameen sunflower ki saari energy choos chuki thi.
Aapne to naa zameen badli aur naa sunflower ko kisi aur garden mein khilne de rahe ho. 😆
Dev asks Sonakshi who is the Sun in her story? Sonakshi thinks of Soha. Sonakshi's attention bhatkaoing so Dev feels pain.
Me: Bhaiya, lagta hain pain kahi aur hain aur jalan kahi aur. Jyada apna dimaag mat lagao. Gardener ko bhi sooraj bahut achchi lagegi. 😆
Sonakshi takes Dev to his car and starts driving (more stalling than driving).
Then precap scene. Dev talks about Sonakshi's bad driving which she never learned even though he took her to driving school, enrolled her, took her for long drives but she never bothered. She said that she thought he will always be there to drive her. Eyelock, background music... Dev says that this is why learning driving is important. So that in emergency situation it can help.
Me: Achha advice hain, bhaiya. I agree. Woh kya karen? Sonakshi ke ghar mein usne apne dushman paalke nehin rakhhe hain naa. To uski emergency aur aapki emergency alag hain. Aur waise bhi aap complaint to aise kar rahe ho jaise apki biwi aapki nehin sunti? Yeh to enemy hain naa aapki? Bas yaad dila rahee hoon.
Sonakshi tells Dev to let her concentrate. Dev tells Sonakshi to take a knife and stab him because he will die anyway before he can reach hospital. Sonakshi tells him to keep talking and Tumi ekdom impossible. Dev smiles.
Me: Bhaiya ke heart mein laddoo phooting. Look at the smile. Lagta hain Vicky pe police case karna to door, kuch aur property uske naam kar denge. Kuch der pehle mar rahe the aap aur ab aapko joke sujh raha hain? Lagta hain ex-biwi/current enemy se bahut energy mil raha hain.
Dev asks her question about the sun in her story and why she didn't marry and if she didn't find anyone to marry.
Me: Aha... Chance mein dance, injury mein gadbadi, mauke pe chauka.
Aapki injury itni bhi serious nehin hain jitna aap dikha rahe ho. Jitna sawal aap kar rahe ho, utna to meri mummy bhi nehin karti thi jab main raat ko der se laut ti thi.
Isi liye kahan hain bhaiyo aur beheno, ki purana episode dekhke yeh wala dekho. Asli head injury mein baatein slurry ho jaati hain, hosh aati-jaati rehti hain, focus karna mushkil hota hain. Lekin bhaiya to yahan Arnab Goswami banne mein lage hain.
Sona asks him to keep talking but not to bother her with questions. Dev asks if she is confused to ask him to sometimes keep talking and sometimes keep his mouth shut.
Me: Bhaiya, aapka dimaag ghis gaya hoga. Sonakshi idhar driving karegi ki aapke saath 20 questions khelegi. Lagta hain aaj phir Jeene ki tamanna hain, aaj phir marne ka iraada hain...
Dev says that if she met someone, he will give him cauliflower because he will need it to keep up with her.
Me: Bhaiya, aapka to koi bharosa nehin hain. Waise bhi koi bhi promise aap poori nehin karte ho. Lekin ek hint de doon? Cauliflower ka season jaane wala hain. To stock karke rakh lo. Cauliflower khane wala is on the way. Waise mujhe to cauliflower ke parathe aur samose bahut pasand hain. 😃
Suddenly Sonakshi says brakes are not working. She asks Dev to help. Dev pulls the handbrake to stop the car from hitting a wall.
Me: Heart palpitation... Mujhe yaad aaya, maine apni mother-in-law ki car aise hi ek baar thoki thi (My husband's car was manual, my mother-in-law's car was automatic. Ek hi result ke liye extra kaam kaun karta hain?) aur mere husband ne aise hi hand brake khicha tha. Aur uske baad ghar jaake, hum dono ki life insurance ka premium increase kar diya. Mujhe aaj tak driving nehin aati. 😆
Ishwari is fretting like headless chicken. Woh scenes khud dekh lo. Maine fast forward kar diya tha.
Precap: Ishwari thanks Sonakshi for saving Dev's life. She is taken aback. Later everyone comes to Dev's room. Sonakshi glares at Dev, he stares back.
Me: Mental maata aur Sonakshi ki tareef? Milord, yeh tareekh note ki jaaye. Aise historical moment baar baar thodi aati hain...
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