Of Karelas , Ghantas, Buffaloes , jackfruits and jackasses

So this is dedicated to S and T ..oh I hate ST ...but I love you S and T, you know who you are.. ..muahz ..credit goes to you to let me break my maun vrat ... 😉

I could talk about the Jackass who needed the Jackfruit dessert..but let me first concentrate on the buffalo..
Like ZKM ne IF ki bhains ko danda maara hai ..bahut bada wala ..beaten the IF buffaloe with a stick ..I mean for them to ignore 5 awards winning show on their article on ZRA is a bit like Shaurya pushing Mehak in a dark room after she created the dessert ...
karma will get you one day..
and keeping on to the topic of buffalo ...bhai Shaurya Khanna ..tune kaun se script writer ko /CV ko /ya bhagwaan jaane kiss ki bhains ko danda maara hai ..ki tujhe hero se villain bana diya who bhi tuccha , ghatiya waala ...matalb khadoos tashan waala tha .. ..baat to fairness ki karta tha .women empowerement ki karta tha ..atleast jab naatak nahi kar raha tha ..atleast ISC ke time we can assume that you was not doing naatak ... KC track par your bhashan and today ...matalab scah mein bhai( kehne ka man to nahi karta ..par kya karoon hu aadat se majboor)
I mean agar Mehak ka haldi waal doodh apne FB page par daala golden latte bana kar to atleast usse tag to kiya tha..
khule aam team ke saamne jhooth bolna ...why would you want to lose respect in front of your team like that ??
I mean you do not have one ounce of value ..like itna selfish ...matlab sach mein koi roz sochta hai ki tujhe aur kaise giraya jaaye ... aur main oil ki wajah se seedhiyon ki baat nahi kar rahi ...
like tera profession kya hai ...are you a chef ...aaj tak kuch banate hue dekha nahin...like haan mehak ke ghar banaya tha ...( but I believe we are not suppose to believe anything we saw or heard during those days )
Are you a restaurateur ..like you have a chain of restaurants ..bhai baaki restaurants kaise chalaye the ..kiski recipie book churayi thi
like this white chillies was your dream ..forever ...so your biggest dream was based on you being able to steal something ...
matlab agar Mehak sharma tujhse na takraayi hoti ...jiski ma ki itni shaandar??? recipie book na hoti ..to tera forever ka sapna tai tai phis...
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aur bhai Germany tu patent karaane gaya tha ..ki ghatiya pane ka advanced level course karne ..
waise kya tu patent patent chillata rehta hai ...
kahan hero tha ..aajkal mandir ka ghanta ho gaya hai ..jiska mann karta hai ..jab chahe Baja deta hai ..
suna deta ..sir aapke wife ki recipies hai ...aise patent karaane mein time waste karne se better tha ki tu koi people management ka course kar leta ...
waise main sach kehti hoon agar tune kissi CV ki bhains to danda na maara hota ...to tera character kissi layak hota ...
abhi twist ke chakkar mein aisa gunjal hua hai ki ...mujhe to samjh nahi aata tu expressions kaise yaad rakhta hai ..kab kaun sa dena hai...
waise expressions se yaad aaya ...break mein baba ramdev aaye the ...tu dhadhi thodi badha le aur lal dhoti pehan le ...bhagwaan ki kasam waisa hi lagega ... 😛
matlab con man hi banana hai ..to bada haath maar ... 5000 crore ki brand hai .mazaak thodi kar rahi hoon
ek baar hi mein saara chenne ka shauk poora ho jaayega . 😛 kya tucchi recipie book churata ghoom raha hai
chal ab tu sach mein gir gaya hai ... mere hisaab se kum chot aayi hai ...kum se kum 10 haddiyaaan tootni chahiye thi and vocal chords damage ho jaani thi ...taki moonh khol kar bakwaas na kar sake ...
waise kitna passion tha recipie book churaane ka..jis bande se thodi chot nahi sahi jaati...
who bathroom mein gira ..do baar haath jalaya and moonh se uff nahi...
itna passion se menu curate karta ...maa kasam apna original jhakaas menu bana leta ...
aise jackass banne ki zaroorat nahi thi,,..
chal me going back to my real life ... I do not have the patience to jhelo you every day ...har koi Mehak Sharma ki tarah nahi hota ... usually girls are logical and practical and tere jaise bande se they stay away ..like forever ...
bhagwaan kare tu bed se do din kya do saal na utth paaye ,,,,
par sach bata tune danda kab maara ... bhains ko ..aur kisski ...
matlab poochna to banta hi hai

waise CVs ke liye to yeh bhi kaha jaa sakta hai ...bhains ke aagey been bajaye ..bhains baithi paguraaye

yeah yeah giving you translation..
blow trumpet in front of the buffalo..all it will do is chew cud...
matlab koi faayda nahin
😉 😛


sayonaara

Res ...i got that S & T 😉

good post.

Hahahahaa...Welcome back...nikal li bhadaas ...dil halkaa hogya hoga...

Originally posted by: clairvoyance

good post.

by the way what kind of name is aawara...i mean that servant in shauryas home

Tu aa gayi wapaas...Have just boarded the train to my city. Thought of checking the updates. I am no more interested in that criminal. But, I must mention something - as a girl I am ashamed of the FL's lack of self-respect. If one is intentionally subjecting one's own self to such humiliation, such degradation then she is deserving for such inhuman treatments. Great going ST 👏... Now only a single thing is being left to portray, I suppose.

Originally posted by: chandrima02

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na behan main koi waapis nahi aayi ...just had to get it off my system ...

Originally posted by: Shamrouz

Res ...i got that S & T😉

Haan tu nahi samjhegi to aur Kaun samjhega 😉

@tibs...nice and hilarious post ! we have been missing you for a few epi's ...😆😆😆