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Mahesh: Look at, they are here.
Suresh: But who is that?
Mahesh: You nutty brain, the judge he is.
Suresh: Na I'm not talking about him but the person sitting at back seat. Is that! Is that Ankit??
Mahesh: Yeah that's him. He is judge secretary.
Suresh: But how?? He must be in jail na??
Mahesh: What's wrong with you? V for Voldemort remember??
Suresh: Apologies
Mahesh: Granted
There is big room with improper court set up. Judge AC entered with his Ps Ankit.
Judge: Ewww what's that?
Ankit: Kya hua Sir
Judge AC: Ye gandi smell kahan se ayi ?
Ankit: Don't know Sir
Judge AC: it's Ewww. Omg I will just puke.
Ankit: Sir ji pata chal gya. It's smell of gobar
Judge AC: Gobar in the courtroom?
Ankit: Sir it is a temporary court room. Basically it is tabela. That's why the smell.
Judge AC: Court in tabela. Have they gone mad.
Ankit: Sir demonestisation hitted badly.
Judge AC: Yeah. But Room freshener to dalwa de kambhakt.
Ankit: Yess Sir. Abhi lata hun.
Meanwhile outside the court room
Suresh: So this trial is totally exclusive right?
Mahesh: Yeah
Suresh: We are good friends na.
Mahesh: Yeah but connection kya hai.
Suresh: Nothing Main bas soch raha tha ki agar tu ye story publish na kare to meri job bach jayegi. You know my boss na. If I give him this exclusive story he would not fire me.
Mahesh: No way. Dekh bhai friendship apni jagah aur kaam apni jagah.
Suresh: I will give you my whole month salary
Mahesh: Mera imaan bikaau nhi
Suresh: I will give you my car
Mahesh: Bola na mera imaan bikaau nhi
Suresh: Latest season of GOT
Mahesh: You are best buddy. I can do anything for you.
Both smile n move towards courtroom
Judge AC: Holidays were heaven. Specially those giant sharks were awesome.
Ankit: Sharks in Laddakh????
Judge AC gives weird looks
Ankit: My apologies Sir
Judge AC: So how many cases we have ??
Ankit: Sir we have many.
Judge AC: For example
Ankit: Sir we have a
Property fraud case
Attempt to murder case
Domestic violence case
Guddi murder case
Avinash murder case
Mask molester case
Lusty thief case
Hot terrorist case etc.
But today we are going to take divorce case first.
Judge: Divorce case. Are you insane? We have murders n terrorist here. No no we will take
Terrorist case first.
Ankit: It's impossible sir
Judge AC: n why not??
Ankit: Sir I have already released a notice for this case.
Judge AC: Gayi bhains paani me.
Ankit: Believe me Sir this divorce will surely help us in other cases too. You have case papers at your desk. Please go through them.
Judge AC: Really. Will see. Alright call them. Till then I will take look on this case file.
Ankit turns to go
Judge AC: Ohh no wait. First go to Vividha tea stall n order my AC special chai for every 15 mins
Ankit: Alright Sir.
At Vividha tea stall
Ankit: Sun be chai vale, Uss budhau judge ko har 15 min me chai dete rehna.
KK: Nalayak uss Judge ka PS kya ban gya apne baap ko bhul gya
Ankit: Dekho papa zyada attitude na dikhao. Kaam pe dhyan do.
10.30 am
Court room is set with full of chameli smell. It has four gates, two in one wall n other in opposition.
Vividha n Ravish comes with their respective lawyers. Reporters and some trp aunties are there.
Judge AC: So all are here.
Ankit: Yes sir. Both parties are here.
Judge AC: Shall we start? So who is the petitioner here?
Both Lawyers in chorus: My client Sir
Judge AC: I'm asking who is the petitioner n who is the defendant?? Wait hang on. Why are there two buckets being kept either side of that lady in magenta saree??
Ankit: Sir she is the female lead.
Judge AC: ohh I see, tears n tears.
Judge opens the case file n while looking into it
Judge AC: Anyway this is a divorce hearing of Mr Vashisht n Mrs Vashisht. What??
Ankit: Kya hua Sir??
Judge AC: You the lady in magenta saree. Tell me if your parents were illiterate??
Vividha: I love Atharv
Judge AC: That's very sweet of you. But answer my question first. Were your parents illiterate?
Vividha: I love Atharv
Vividha's lawyer Suman interrupted
Suman: I beg your pardon my lord. I will answer on behalf of my client. No her parents were not illiterate.
Judge AC: Then why they kept their daughter name as "Su" in Indian scenario ???
Suresh: But who is that?
Mahesh: You nutty brain, the judge he is.
Suresh: Na I'm not talking about him but the person sitting at back seat. Is that! Is that Ankit??
Mahesh: Yeah that's him. He is judge secretary.
Suresh: But how?? He must be in jail na??
Mahesh: What's wrong with you? V for Voldemort remember??
Suresh: Apologies
Mahesh: Granted
There is big room with improper court set up. Judge AC entered with his Ps Ankit.
Judge: Ewww what's that?
Ankit: Kya hua Sir
Judge AC: Ye gandi smell kahan se ayi ?
Ankit: Don't know Sir
Judge AC: it's Ewww. Omg I will just puke.
Ankit: Sir ji pata chal gya. It's smell of gobar
Judge AC: Gobar in the courtroom?
Ankit: Sir it is a temporary court room. Basically it is tabela. That's why the smell.
Judge AC: Court in tabela. Have they gone mad.
Ankit: Sir demonestisation hitted badly.
Judge AC: Yeah. But Room freshener to dalwa de kambhakt.
Ankit: Yess Sir. Abhi lata hun.
Meanwhile outside the court room
Suresh: So this trial is totally exclusive right?
Mahesh: Yeah
Suresh: We are good friends na.
Mahesh: Yeah but connection kya hai.
Suresh: Nothing Main bas soch raha tha ki agar tu ye story publish na kare to meri job bach jayegi. You know my boss na. If I give him this exclusive story he would not fire me.
Mahesh: No way. Dekh bhai friendship apni jagah aur kaam apni jagah.
Suresh: I will give you my whole month salary
Mahesh: Mera imaan bikaau nhi
Suresh: I will give you my car
Mahesh: Bola na mera imaan bikaau nhi
Suresh: Latest season of GOT
Mahesh: You are best buddy. I can do anything for you.
Both smile n move towards courtroom
Judge AC: Holidays were heaven. Specially those giant sharks were awesome.
Ankit: Sharks in Laddakh????
Judge AC gives weird looks
Ankit: My apologies Sir
Judge AC: So how many cases we have ??
Ankit: Sir we have many.
Judge AC: For example
Ankit: Sir we have a
Property fraud case
Attempt to murder case
Domestic violence case
Guddi murder case
Avinash murder case
Mask molester case
Lusty thief case
Hot terrorist case etc.
But today we are going to take divorce case first.
Judge: Divorce case. Are you insane? We have murders n terrorist here. No no we will take
Terrorist case first.
Ankit: It's impossible sir
Judge AC: n why not??
Ankit: Sir I have already released a notice for this case.
Judge AC: Gayi bhains paani me.
Ankit: Believe me Sir this divorce will surely help us in other cases too. You have case papers at your desk. Please go through them.
Judge AC: Really. Will see. Alright call them. Till then I will take look on this case file.
Ankit turns to go
Judge AC: Ohh no wait. First go to Vividha tea stall n order my AC special chai for every 15 mins
Ankit: Alright Sir.
At Vividha tea stall
Ankit: Sun be chai vale, Uss budhau judge ko har 15 min me chai dete rehna.
KK: Nalayak uss Judge ka PS kya ban gya apne baap ko bhul gya
Ankit: Dekho papa zyada attitude na dikhao. Kaam pe dhyan do.
10.30 am
Court room is set with full of chameli smell. It has four gates, two in one wall n other in opposition.
Vividha n Ravish comes with their respective lawyers. Reporters and some trp aunties are there.
Judge AC: So all are here.
Ankit: Yes sir. Both parties are here.
Judge AC: Shall we start? So who is the petitioner here?
Both Lawyers in chorus: My client Sir
Judge AC: I'm asking who is the petitioner n who is the defendant?? Wait hang on. Why are there two buckets being kept either side of that lady in magenta saree??
Ankit: Sir she is the female lead.
Judge AC: ohh I see, tears n tears.
Judge opens the case file n while looking into it
Judge AC: Anyway this is a divorce hearing of Mr Vashisht n Mrs Vashisht. What??
Ankit: Kya hua Sir??
Judge AC: You the lady in magenta saree. Tell me if your parents were illiterate??
Vividha: I love Atharv
Judge AC: That's very sweet of you. But answer my question first. Were your parents illiterate?
Vividha: I love Atharv
Vividha's lawyer Suman interrupted
Suman: I beg your pardon my lord. I will answer on behalf of my client. No her parents were not illiterate.
Judge AC: Then why they kept their daughter name as "Su" in Indian scenario ???
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