TS:" ShitTia...Yeh Ho Kyaa Raha Hain?"
Part A:
The mandap was set-up beautifully. Shivaay and Annika stood at the opposite sides of the mandap. She was staring at him and his eyes were lost in her. The bride was due to come in a few minutes. Rudra was constantly looking from Annika to his bhaiyaa.
Speaking to himself:
"Innhe kya ho gaya waise toh words enough nahi rahte hain ek doosre ke liye...aur aaj jab words use karne ka samay aaya toh pigeons ki tarah ek doosre ko sirf dehk rahe hain..!!"
Lookin towars Annika "Annika di aap hi shuru karo naa..Apne Billujii kee dimaag ko sahi track pe laao naa..!" he sees a quiet Annika.
He turns towards Shivaay and murmurs to himself-"Bhaiya aap hi shuru karo ...Sirf dehkne se shaadi nahi hoti...aap yun dehkte rahenge aur aapki dil ki baat Anika didi tak thodhi nahi wifi signal ki tarah pahunch jaayegi..!!"
None speak and continue to stare. Rudra stomps and sits and continues to stare at them.
"Mat boliye...zyaada se zyaada kya hoga Lady Baba meri Bhaabhi ban jaayegi..yeh garh Chanting Centre. Log kam aur reikiyan zyaadi dikhengi..poora ghar Instagram pe hogaa..."
"Nahi yeh toh zyaada hogaya...nahi kuch karna padega...yeh O kahan par hain jab jarurat hoti hai tabhi gum ho jaaten hain..!"
He looks around.
They were still staring at each other.
Tia comes down the stairs in a bride's attire. All eyes turn to her except Shivaay's.
Rudra makes cry baby expression. "Come on Rudra think, ab tu hi inn don ko bacha sakta hai..! Oberois ko Tia see bacha sakta hain..!!"
Saumya comes to him and asks what happen. He says he is busy thinking something. Then he suddenly turns to her and whispers something.
"Yeh idea bahut hi stupid hai..!" Saumya exclaims.
"Rudra ka idea hai yun chalega tum dehknaa..!"
He carries a glass of juice and passes past Tia at the same time Saumya cuts his path as a result of which juice spills on Tia.
"Om my God Rudy...tumne yeh kyaa kia..mera designer lehenga..."
Finally Shivika break their eyelock and look at her.
Rudra-"Sorry ..yeh sab naa iss sumo ke wajah se..."
Rudra and Saumya start arguing.An irritated Tia stops them. Saumya says she will clean it and takes her inside, followed by the other few ladies.
Rudra smiles. Looking toward Anika and shivaay standing far apart.
He asks Shivaay to pose for a photo and then making a bahan of poor lighting takes him where Anika was standing. He clicks a pic and leaves them there.
He stands their like a statue and so does she. Stealing glance at each other.
Saumya calls Rudra and asks what next. "Ab maine isse zyaada delay nahi kar sakta yeh don toh kuch baat hii nahi kar rahe hain..!!"
Saumya irritated-"toh stupid isske aage tumhare paas koi plan nahi thaa...tum na sach much dumb singh oberoi ho..!" she cuts the call angrily.
After a delay of ten minutes, Tia finally comes and both of them sit in the mandap.
Anika stood right in front of Tia, making it all the more difficult for Shivaay.
Tia asks the pandit to skip the unnecessary rituals as they were already late.he nods.
Rudra looks on heartbroken.." O ab aaphi kuch kar sakte ho.."
As if on cue, Om appears and asks the panditji to stop.
Shivaay-"Kya hua..?"
O-"Who video waali ladki fraud hai , ussne confess kar liya ki Gaytri ne usse who karne ke liye paise diye thee.."
Shivaay smiles with pride."Now that's good news.
Tia-"Lekin shaadi kyun stop kare..kaise bhi shaadi honi hi hai..ab toh saare arrangemnts bhi hai."
Rudra comes and hugs Rudra with happiness. Om gives him a "What the" look. Rudra smiles sheepishly and stands beside him.
Both look at Shivaay, who looked confused.
Finally he speaks up-"I don't think we should be marrying like this Tia aur inn circumstances mein."
Rudra smacks his head.
Anika smiles little bit without realising, but O notices it.
An exasperated Tia shouts" nhai shaadi hogi aur abhi hogi..."
She takes a gun and keeps it at Shivaay.."I m sorry baby lekin yeh shaadi postpone nahi ho sakti..."
Shivaay -"Phat the wuck..! Tum aise mujhse shaadi karogi..!"
Tia-"o dont worry baby..yeh sirf daarane ke liye hai.." she smiles.
Rudra and O look at her wide eyed and then at each other.
Anika chukels softly, which Shivaay notices and glares at her.
Anika comes to Tia.."Wow Tia maana padega...aapka andaaz kitna alag hai...Ab tak Tamanche pe Disco suna thaa aur Ab Tamanch pe Shaadi... Bahut acha idea hai..!!"
Tia smiles proudly.
Anika-"Main naa aapki photo leti hoon aakhir aapke followers ko bhi pata chalna chaiye kii aapki shaadi kitni jhakaas hai..!" Om Ru understand what she was upto and laugh.
Tia-"o yes..ek min she gives her, her phone to click a picture."
Anika-"who billuji ke sar par banduk thodi theek se rakhiye naa.."
Tia follows. Shivaay-"What the...? Tia take it easy.."
Shivaay-"Don't worry yeh mere followers ke liye hain."
Anika takes multiple pics. OmRu laugh silently and look on..Shivaay sees them angrily..!!
Anika-"Ek selfie..Arey aap thoda tashan waala expression dijiye naa" she says to Tia..."Aur billu ji aap bhigi billi waala dijye naa...!"
Rudra runs mujh bhi ShiTia selfie me aanaa hai. Saumya "mujhe bhi...".
Rudra-"o aap bhi aaiye naa.
Anika-"Rudra tu hi le mujhse yeh selfie wagrah theek se nahi aati..!"
Anika stands before Tia.
Tia-"Anika lekin main theek se nahi aa rahi hoon..!"
Anika-"Arey haan main aap ke pichhe khadi ho jaati hoon."
Shivaay was gulping seeing the gun on his head he wispers "Yeh Ho Kya Raha Hai..?"
Out of no where a Riddhima comes up..."Mujhe bhi...frame mein aana hai.." Om sees her and gives a constipated look..."Chape ...yeh kahan se aa gayi..." he says to himself. Rudra who hears this looks at him shocked and raises his eyebrow. Om shrugs.
While Tia was busy posing for the selfie..Anika takes the gun from her hand.
Shivaay realising it..sighs.
Tia-"Anika..?"
Anika-"o bete ki...yeh toh bhaari hain... "
Tia-"hai naa...maine bhi pehli baar jab pakdi thii...mujhe bhi aisa hi laga thaa.."
Anika-"Acchaa.."
Shivaay "yeh dono paagal hain.." looking at Tia-"Mujh par gun rakhi tum ne...how dare you...forget it main tum se shaadi kabhi nahi karoonga..."
Tia-"What..!"
Shivaay-"haan" then looking at Anika-"What did you say...Bhigibilli..."he went closer.
Anika points the gun towards him. Shivaay-"Hey watch it.."
Anika-"Billuji...aap naa iss ke hi laayak hain..!"
Rudra-I second you Anika di.."
Shivaay looks at him and he shuts up."don't call me that..."
They argue and Omru ans Saumya Riddhima look on. Tia snatches the gun. Everyone runs and hides.
Rudra cleverly takes the gun from her."Bhaiya gunmere paas hain main kya karoon.."
Saumya sarcastically shouts from somewhere"James bond ki tarah pose karoo.."
Rudra-"Shut up Sumo...Bhaiya mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai.."
Shivaay comes to the mandap from his hiding so does Anika. Om and Ridhhima stand beside each other near a pillar. Rudra gives the gun to Saumya and she points it at him for fun...a scared Rudra runs towards O and bangs into him.
As a result O falls on Riddhima and saumya on rudra. The guns slips and goes near where Shivika were having another staring session.
O looks at riddhima..who looks at him.."How romantic Om.." Om gives a wide eyed disgusted look.."Yeh ho kya raha hain." Riddhima tries to kiss him but before that he gets up and moves a safe distance apart from her.
She also gets up looking at him irritatedly.They both look at shivika."Yeh ho kya raha hain Shivaay.." O says loudly bringing Shivika to the real world.
Shivaay turns to see..Saumya on rudra on the floor.
Anika "o bete kii.."keeps her hand on her mouth. Seeing her reaction O looks down.
All in Unision "Yeh ho kya raha hain" Rumya break their stare and get up embarrassed.
O-"yeh kyaa thaa..?"
Rudra casually-"Kya bhaiya.."
O-"yahi.."
Rudra-"yahi kyaa bhaiya.
Saumya to deviate their thoughts-"Gun kahan hai?"
Rids-"wahan shivvay aur anki ke paer ke paas."
Shivika bend simultaneously to pick it..and their hands touch and they start their staring seesion.
OmRu smack their hands.
Out of nowhere Ishana comes-"Jeth jiii...romance baad mein karna pehle gun toh uthaiye warna Tia utha legi...she says seeing Tia move towards them.
P.S
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