STRANGE are the demands of superstars. Or shall we say comical? Their attempts at competing with each other have reached unusual lows. One actor, who stars in an upcoming film on athletes, was so enamoured by seeing his competitor in shorts in another film on athletes, he began to think of himself as a little, erm, short-changed. So now he's ordered the makers of his sports film to shoot new images of him in shorts-- with an enlarged crotch. Clearly having big hits isn't enough, these stars also want bigger bits.
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