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Posted: 9 years ago
#91
Ha ha ha Vrish!!! Good ones.
BTW currently the serial is more MKR (Mandodari Ka Ravan) than SKR. Hopefully things will be back on track
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Posted: 9 years ago
#92
🤣 🤣
the last part was the the best one😆 😆
so ravan is giving back sita to ram, with all the women folk🤣
i am loving this👏
please continue 😆 😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
#93
Wow, great. 😆😆😆 all the female to Ayodhya to give company to Manthara & Kaikeyi. And for Ram, it is just the venue change. So even Indrajit is fed up of his wife and want to send her away for a while 😉 and also Sita. Poor Ravan didn't even realized the fact that he will have to part with Sita and all his efforts of abducting her will go into drain.
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Posted: 9 years ago
#94
hansaa hansaa ke maar daloge humein, vrish??
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Posted: 9 years ago
#95
Vali tells Rama how he could have killed him better


V: Rama, I didn't expect this from you

R: Vali, you had wronged your brother, distrusted him, threw him out of your kingdom, tried to kill him, possessed your sister-in-law... Given what you did, you needed to be punished

V: But if I was to be punished, it had to be from a ruler of my kingdom. You are not the king of Kishkinda. Besides, the way you killed me shows that you couldn't have killed me in a fair fight

R: Had I been the ruler of Ayodhya, you'd have been killed. But right now, I'm a sanyasi, so had no business engaging you in a fair fight?

V: Why? I heard that you killed Khar, Dushan and a countless other Rakshashas in a fair fight. Why was I not entitled to one?

R: I fought them b'cos I am a kshatriya and they challenged me. You didn't challenge me, but you did all those pa'aps.

V: But if you are a sanyasi, you should have killed me the sanyasi way. Like Rishi Matanga tried

R: And how would that be?

V: You have done a lot of tapasya these years, which would have increased your tapobal. You could have used that to curse me that if I raised my mace against Sugreev, I'd die. I'd still have raised my mace against Sugreev, and I'd have died, and you'd not be guilty of killing me by guile

R: Okay, you're right. But you too bear the blame of not using your power for good. You could have been eternally glorious

V: How?

R: Remember, you are only one of 3 people who to date had defeated Ravan. One being the other Bali, the ruler of the asuras, another being Kartavirya Arjun and the third being you. Had you killed Ravan when he tried to disrupt your puja, you'd have gained the respect and admiration of all the devas, particularly your father Indra. Instead, you accepted his offer of friendship after you humiliated him

V: Had the devas asked me to kill him, I would have. Hey, in fact, had you asked me to kill him, I would have. So why this favoritism for Sugreev?

R: B'cos he's a member of my club

V: What club is that?

R: The deprived husbands' club. Ravan deprived me of Sita, and you deprived me of Roma. In fact, Roma's name sounds so similar to mine, when Sugreev told me his story, I felt that it was me you were holding hostage, not just her. So I had to hit out

V: Nonetheless, your act will go down in infamy, and it'll be said that you're a coward

R: And you'll not get to swarga due to your improper abuse of Roma

V: Okay, let me redeem that. I possessed Roma for several years, but now I'm dying. I authorize Sugreev to possess Tara for an equal amount of time, that way we are even. Once their time matches what I had w/ Roma, Tara will be free of Sugreev

S: Bhaiya, I'm okay w/ it, only if Tara is okay w/ it

T: Arya, normally I'd hate doing it, but if that's what is needed for you to go to swargalok...

V: Tara, I should have listened to you. Not listening caused my downfall. So please accept Sugreev like Roma accepted me

T: Okay, but only for that duration

V: Fine. And Sugreev, keep your vows to Rama and help him get back Sita. When Rama fights Ravan, attack him from elsewhere...

R: That won't be needed

V: Awww. Given how you killed me, I thought you might need a similar assistance against Ravan

On Rama's instruction, Hanuman removed the arrow and Vali breathed his last
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Posted: 9 years ago
#96

Originally posted by: .Vrish.



I: We can offer them that if they succeed in defeating this Nari Shakti, then we have a win-win deal for them. They want Sita, right? They'll get back not only Sita, but all the Naris that are in cahoots w/ her. Mandodari, Sulochana, Shurpi, Kaikesi, everybody. So from their POV, they get Sita, and would be justified in supporting us. But we get rid of the entire Nari Shakti - not just Sita, but everyone else. Let them go to Ayodhya and play their havoc there. I've heard that they already have a Manthara & Kaikeyi. Throw all these into the mix, and Ayodhya will become the new Dandaka, and Rama's vanvas will just be a change of venue 😆

L: I love that!!! Vibheeshan, go to Rama w/ this proposal, and get him here so that we can defeat the Nari Shakti


Damn! This is hilarious and so well written! 🤣

@red, Vrish write a sequel in which Vibhishan goes to Ram and Lakshman with the proposal. 😉😉
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Posted: 9 years ago
#97
@Vali Vadh,
OMG!!! 🤣 This is the best so far.

Your Vali sounds damn annoying and infuriating, rofl!
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Posted: 9 years ago
#98
Rama-Sita's smartphone call


Originally posted by: Shliya

Why don't they just give STARRam and STARSita a smartphone each with whatsapp, so they can chat all the time. I'm sorry, no offence to anyone, but this is really asinine, stupid to the core. Ram and Sita writing letters to each other. Should we really expect such a big loop hole in Ravan's security.


Fantastic idea!!! So here goes. Both Rama & Sita have iPhones, so they get to do both WhatsApp & FaceTime 😆


Rama's phone rings. He sees that it's a FaceTime call from Sita, so answers it

R: Sitae, how are you?

S: Arya, still missing you in person, but wanted to get a look at you. Now I'm so happy

R: As am I. Don't worry, it won't be long b4 I slay Ravan and get you back

S: Arya, what's the news on Lakshman?

R: Hanuman should be back w/ the Sanjeevani herbs, w/ which he can be revived

S: Let's hope he is

The connection gets cut. Rama goes into his settings and sees that he's reached his data limit. Sita has no such problems, having unlimited WiFi courtesy Lanka Cellular 😈 Since Hanuman is not there, Angad goes and recharges the phone, but tells Rama to do WhatsApp, since Kishkindha Cellular doesn't have unlimited plans on roaming 😆 Rama sends Sita an iMessage telling her to keep their chats to WhatsApp. She agrees

Later, after Lakshman has killed Indrajit, Rama is in his camp sitting there brooding at how Lakshman dared go w/o his permission. Suddenly, he hears a ting on the phone, sees WhatsApp flagged and opens it.

S: Arya, I have something important to tell you

R: I'm not in a good mood

S: Why, Arya?

R: After all the trouble we went thru for Lakshman, including bringing a mountain here & back from the Himalayas, he went out again and risked his life. We can't keep uprooting mountains. What face do we show mata Sumitra & Urmila if he's not w/ us when we return?

S: Arya, it's about Lakshman I wanted to talk about. His behavior shocks me

R: Yeah, him leaving w/o my permission. How dare he?

S: No, not that. You do know that he killed Indrajit

R: Yeah

S: Well, after that, he confiscated his head. Sulochana went there to get his body, and found the head missing. She went to Lakshman to get the head, but instead he refused and snubbed her

R: What? 😡

S: Since when is it Raghukul parampara to keep somebody's head, even that of an enemy? Poor Sulochana 😭 I am sending Sulo back - please order him to return it and apologize, just like you want Ravan to apologize and return me

R: Yeah, I will. Btw, how is Sulo?

S: I have to make this call short. She wants to commit Sati. I need to talk her out of it - it's important

R: Yeah, you need to tell her how her hubby wasn't everything, and that there's her sasural as well that she needs to think of. Tell her that the rest of her life should be spent serving Mandodari

S: Yeah, let me go now, so that I can do that

They hang up. Rama orders Lakshman to apologize to Sulochana & return the head. Sita goes to Sulochana and sends her back to Lakshman. Lakshman bows to Sulochana and returns the head, and Sulochana takes it back to where the body is and does Indrajit's cremation. After which Sita talks her out of Sati.
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Posted: 9 years ago
#99
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
This was dam funny !!!
Thanks for writing this vrish! 😉
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Posted: 9 years ago
Vrish Bhaiya 🤣
This is too funny 😆😆

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