Fun OS: Gandiva Ki Atmakatha
Disclaimer:
This is work of pure fiction with perspective of Gandiva, mystical bow of Arjuna. Didn't intend to hurt anyone of individual/fan base. If you want to enjoy this story, try to think from Gandiva's POV!😊
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Hey all! I know you all know me. Afterall I am so popular!😎Who has his Lord named after his name? I have. Gandivdhaari Arjun! let me tell you how I came to my Lord. It was one fine shining morning when I was in peaceful sleep with Varun Dev. But my cute sleep broke😡 I used to see my Lord in dreams just as Hanuman used to. My dreams got shattered due to that Agni Dev. He was looking so lame. Begging for others😆 I was almost sitting idle and I loved to.🥱Who knew I had to work 24/7! He was so much irritating I say. Well he was hungry so needed something to pay. Unfortunately it was me onlyBut whi knew this would be so blissful! Varun Dev handed me over to Agni Dev. He was so hot! Didn't mean otherwise, just the temperature. Hot always will be my Lord!😉 Aww! How curiosly he was looking at me! I was his possesion forever. He was so cool, and he had a beautiful wife also. I was so gloomy thinking. He would love her more than me.😭But I was wrong. Hurdle was someone else. Vasudev krishna!!😡😡 He loved him more than me, or anyone else. He had none above him. But see my luck, I was with him when none of his wives were😎 How he used to clean me! With his soft artistic fingers he used to polish me. He used to twing my string last time for the day, and kiss me. But the worst thing was I had to see him with others... He always used to go to Samraggi's WITH ME and kept me aside.😭😭He used to touch her, infact even when he went to Subhadra😭whenever he came closer witha smirk, I would say stop no no stop it right away he my Lord MY lord leave him nooo!!! And I am doomed... 🤢He used to shut me up. How rude! It was true I used to envy all his wives. Especially his first wife. She was so beautiful and much more shaped than me. Subhadra was a cute being. But I hated when she came near to my Lord. Grr... I was not his only possesion!!
The wars where we went were awesome. The best one I ever went was Kurukshetra. His perfect aim with me used to kill so many bad souls. I was happier than anyone else when he killed Karna. He had touched me in Dyut Sabha!! 😡I was only Arjun's only his!! I belong to none except him. But he used to ask him why you are sad you shiuld be happy. He said it was adharma. Uffo these human beings I say! They make simple thing so complex!😆
I was so thankful to God for giving me such a possesor. My life revolved around him only. I had seen and was with him almost at eveey stage of life. His ups and downs everything. He talked to me, and shared his feelings. He was so damn sad when Samraggi didn't let him enter after 12 years. Aww.😳 He is super cute. I never thought I had to leave him one day. When Pandavs left for heaven, Agni Dev asked me back. I was left aback. Nooo! I can't leave my lord! He is my life! Don't let it! I clinfed his arms with my string. He whispered to me, be obedient and don't your possesor be down. He wiped his tears and handed me over to Agni Dev who gave me to Varun Dev again. He gave me to him with shaking hands. His fingers didn't want to leave me a lot. He kissed and carressed me for one last time and finally handed me to him. The last words were enough to melt me. He said I was him best possesion ever and he loved me more than anyone else!*tears of happiness* He looked at his caring face. He waved his hands one last time. I also did. He smiled. Maybe he saw my waving hands! And Varun Dev again merged himself with me in the ocean. And this was the end to my journey.
This was my life. A cheezy, buttery, hot, burning and angry!😃
The End