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A Tomato Story
A jobless man applied for the position of office boy' at a very big company.
The employer interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.
"You are hired. the employer said. Give me your email address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start.
The man replied, "I don't have a computer, neither an email.
"I'm sorry, said the employer, "if you don't have an email , you cannot have the job.
The man left with no hope. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 USD in his pocket.
He then decided to go to the supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold the tomatoes door to door. In less than two hours, he succeeded and doubled his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times and returned home with $60 USD. The man realized that he could survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and returned late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
Five years later, the man's company was one of the biggest food retailers. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: "I don't have an email.
The broker replied curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what position you could have if you had an email?
The man paused for a while, and replied: "An office boy!
Don't be discouraged if something is not in your favor today. Better opportunities are always waiting ahead.
Suspense Story
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,he dialed the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello.
"Is your daddy home? he asked.
"Yes, whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?
The child whispered, "No.
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?
"Yes, whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?
Again the small voice whispered, "No.
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Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there? "Yes, whispered the child, "a policeman
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?
"No, he's busy, whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman, the whisper answered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?
"A helicopter. answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there? demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter.
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. "Me.
A Short Story Must Read
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him OK, what happened to your back?
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened
to youuu...?
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor.
SPECIAL POSTS ON WEIRD PRACTICES AMONG TRIBES
SHARED BY SHONA
Women have their own houses
In the Gio tribe in Ivory Coast, each wife has her own small house that she lives in with her children until they are old enough to move out. The children never live with their fathers.
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The Ahaggaren Tuaregs of Algeria are part of a larger group of Berber-speaking Tuaregs. In their culture, the men wear veils almost all the time. However, they can take their veils off when inside family camps or while traveling.š
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Women can't grieve elders
In the Southwestern Congo, the Suku tribe honors ancestors and elders, when they die, with a ceremony held in the clearing of a forest. Here, gifts and offerings are brought, but outsiders and all women are forbidden to attend.
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Sons are raised by their uncles
When male children reach age 5 or 6 in the Northern Angolan Songo tribe, they are sent to live with their uncles on their mother's side. This is because chiefs inherit their position through matrilineal lines.
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Wealth is measured by cows
In the Pokot tribe in Kenya, wealth is measured by how many cows a family has. Most Pokot people are either "corn people" or "cow people"" meaning that's what they cultivate on their land " but all Pokot people measure their wealth by cows. The number of women a man can marry is determined by how many cows he has. šš
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Red sun block
The Himba people of Northern Namibia cover their skin with a mixture of butter fat and ochre " a natural earth pigment containing iron oxide " to protect themselves from the sun. For that reason, the Himba people often appear to have a red skin tone.
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Kidnapping your bride
In the Sudanese Latuka tribe, when a man wants to marry a woman, he kidnaps her. Elderly members of his family go and ask the girl's father for her hand in marriage, and if dad agrees, he beats the suitor as a sign of his acceptance of the union. If the father disagrees, however, the man might forcefully marry the woman anyway.
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Here , I am posting some pictures , members just need to write some funny captions for them (one caption for each picture ) .
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** This CC is Copy-protected , so membes need to quote my post to add captions with pictures , they can't directly copy from CC page. I PMed same pictures to some members , so that they can use the pictures directly in case they face difficulty in quoting my post due to net problem , I have sent PM to some selected members only . If anybody else wants to participate , plz ask me or any of these members (names given below) for PMing the pictures š
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