
EK CHOTI SI CRACK KAHAANI
an abhigya + dolls OS by -mina-
abhi gets jealous when pragya sits down to brush boyfriend doll's hair and give him a freshly laundered bandana to wear
pragya gets jealous when abhi tenderly puts clip-on earrings on fuggy doll
abhi cries and says he doesn't want to do kanyadaan at fuggy doll and rockstar doll's shaadi and pragya yells at him for encouraging the dolls to continue the pap of living together in their room without the benefit of marriage
pragya watches suspiciously when abhi "helps" rockstar doll put sindoor and mangal sutra on fuggy doll. she intervenes to tie the mangal sutra herself as is traditionally the role of the groom's sister and also because she knows abhi is rubbish at tying knots
abhi wants to get to fuggy doll's muh dhikhai rasam because he doesn't like her face to be covered in bridal ghoonghat all the time. pragya meanwhile is admiring rockstar doll's pagdi.
abhi is appalled when pragya takes him and the dolls to the closet to show the small corner that is all set up for the dolls suhaag raat with rose petals and battery-operated tealight candles and a doll bed
pragya makes abhi leave the dolls alone and tells him newlyweds need privacy. then she makes him sit down with her and tells how since her boyfriend just married someone else and his girlfriend just married someone else they should comfort each other
abhigya find comfort with each other by pulling up a website that has doll furniture so they can gift the newlyweds everything they need for their new married life and household
abhi is excited to buy fuggy doll a bangle rack but then he's annoyed at how that sala rockstar doll is going to buy all her bangles now. pragya tell him husbands never buy bangles, she knows because her husband never gave her bangles.
prags points out a kumkum pot they could get for fuggy doll and abhi gets annoyed because fuggy doll ko kumkum kaun roz roz pehenayega? her forehead is made of cloth, once was enough. pragya pouts and tells him just because he is lazy doesn't mean rockstar doll would be lazy. abhi reminds her that he has definitely applied kumkum to her mang more than once so she cannot call him lazy. it's not his fault her forehead is made of skin and the kumkum needs to be reapplied daily.
pragya and abhi decide to look at kitchen stuff instead but when they're choosing pots and pans they start to argue over who would do the cooking. abhi says fuggy doll cannot cook because she is too delicate and pragya says rockstar doll cannot cook because he needs to protect his hands to play guitar.
abhi wants to buy a couch for rockstar doll to sleep on so fuggy doll can have the bed. pragya tells him it's too late for that because rockstar doll didn't have a chudail ex-girlfriend to make fuggy doll cry on their suhaag raat and ruin it. abhi sticks out his tongue and tells pragya that she is rockstar doll's chudail ex-girlfriend.
pragya starts to cry because abhi said she was a chudail ex-girlfriend. abhi hugs her and rocks her and says he is sorry. they both forget about shopping for the dolls and start to talk about methods to stay protected from chudails instead.
pragya says chudails cannot get you if you are invisible but how can you become invisible? abhi says he doesn't know but maybe if they hide under a blanket they can be invisible.
pragya says it is too dark under abhi's blanket and she wants to get her blanket because it is colourful so it will be less dark. abhi grabs onto her waist and reminds her she can't go anywhere because they are hiding from chudails.
pragya gets scared thinking about chudails again and hides her face in abhi's chest and wraps her arm and leg around him. abhi is annoyed because she is being a chipkali and he has nowhere to hide his face. pragya tells him that she is not hiding her face, she is protecting his heart, because chudails like to eat hearts but they can't get his heart if she is there in front of it.
abhigya fall asleep. next morning abhi gets up first and stumbles to the closet. he sees fuggy doll and rockstar doll still cozy in their corner. he turns off all the tealight candles and makes the two dolls sit nicely next to each other. he realizes they are having their happy morning after their suhaag raat and he wants that too. so he decides the next thing will be to convince pragya that they should have their own shaadi all over again, but get it right this time. when he tells her all about it later that day pragya is shy about the idea. but abhi points out then they can be a good example for the dolls for how to have a proper married life. then even pragya agrees it is a beautiful idea.
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