Hi all, I am back with an interview of the world famous Delhi ACP, popularly known as FAP. As he is too busy taking rest in his office cabin, our team was given only 10 minutes duration for the IV. But we managed to get reply for certain major questions. Here we go
IV: Hello sir...
Interrupted by FAP: Come to the point.
IV: How is Delhi now after you have taken the charges?
FAP: Much better than before. No more crimes and not even any complaints apart from Bhalla family
IV: Why you work day and night just for Bhalla family? Are you not ACP and in public service you have to ...
Again interrupted by FAP: Delhi police is your police. We are 24/7 at your service. How you expect everyone to be at all the place? That is why I am for Bhalla family and there is one cop per family.
IV: Awesome. So you mean even my family has one police...
Interrupted FAP: I told you know. Yes, each family has a police. Infact depending upon the status of the family, there is even a police station for a family.
IV: 😲 But why are you so angry, I thought to ask...
Interrupted by FAP: Wait. I am not angry.I am just laughing at your ignorance of not even knowing this in YHM world.
IV: But your expression😕... ( he himself stopped talking, thinking FAP may interrupt)
FAP: Oh, that one. Actually that is the 5th step in our BT Police academy training. We should have a monotonous expression, so others especially criminals can't read our mind. Even if we have nothing to be serious, still we think about the dinner and have this kind of expression.
IV: oh, then what is the first step?
FAP: Not to leak the steps involved in the training. So better move on to next question.
IV: Why you hesitated to arrest Ashok but easily arrested Ishita?
FAP: For Ashok, we didnt have proof but for Ishita we had. Importantly, everyone in Police dept knows that I am close to Bhalla family and Ashok is their rival. So if I take any action against him even with proof, my higher officials will suspect me. On the other hand, if I didnt arrest Ishita, even with lack of evidence, once again I will be under scanner.
IV: 😕 But you arrested Sarika?
FAP: But released her know😡
IV: Now, your officials won't suspect you for releasing your sister?
FAP: Illogical question, everyone knows she is in collaboration of Ashok. Then how can I arrest her? Staying in Bhalla house itself is her punishment.
IV: Where is the 4th pillar of YHM, your friend FMP who invented wifi UD (UpsideDown)?
FAP: He will come whenever I call him. By the way, if anyone have problem call me immediately.
My personal no: +91 00000000000.
IV: When will you get promotion and leave Delhi?
FAP: I will be here as long as Bhalla family suffer with problems. Its time up. So ...
(First time in history, interviewer understood and said) IV: Thank you for your time.😊
Sorry guys, sitting in the BT campus all the day it was merely borrowing, so we thought to give some good news. Unfortunately, only FAP was seen free sitting in his cabin. Next time, we promise to give entertaining news with the discoveries of BT group. After the interview, our reporter got admitted in NIMHANS for treatment. Please pray for the person.
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