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In today's episode, jab Gayatri nay gaana shoro kiya "Tu jahan jahan chalay ga mera saaya saath hoga" aur Ranaji ka piano play karna phir Rajmata ka RaGa ki balaain laina aur phir budhi ka gaatay dekh kar I was like "Overacting horahi hai budhi, bas kar...! Tu pehlay hi itni kamzoor hai, jab gaanay lagti hai toh aisay lagta hai keh kahin teray saaray lungs hi bahir na ajain...Gayatri pe zada nazar na daal tu budhi teray warna saaray screw jo jo dheelay hain wo maine aisay tight karnay hain keh tu kuch kar hi nahi paay gi...Hayy meray RaGa kitnay achay lag rahay hain..." Phir jab Gayatri gaatay gaatay aagay nikal gai aur Ranaji peechay nikal liyeee aur phir Swarna ko kisi nay kaha keh Gayatri k dupattay pe aag lagnay wali hai toh usay bachaaayee aur phir Swarna sahi time pe aakay Gayatri ko bacha laiti hain aur phir Rajmata uss aag ko bhujaa daiti hain aur budhi aur Rageshwari yeh dekh kar khush horahay hotay hain keh Ranaji bilkul bi kuch nahi kar rahay hain toh I was like "Khush fehmi hai teri...Kuch na kar k bhi sub k saamnay unho nay chupkay se apni Gayatri ko bacha liyaaa...I KNEW IT...I SO KNEW IT...Ranaji main jaanti thi keh wo aap hi ho jisnay Swarna ko kaha keh Gayatri ko bachao...Thank you jo aapnay sahi time pe sub sahi kardaala bas abh iss Rageshwari ki waat laga daaliyee ga...Chorhna mattt isay...Bahut hawaa main urrh rahi hai yeh bhi aur budhi bhi basss ab aapko hi isay thikanay lagana hoga...Aur Swarna aur Rajmata thank you jo aap sahi time pe Gayatri ko bachanay agaiiin...Aur budhi teri aur Rageshwari ki ab ulti ginti shorooo...YAAAHHHOOO...Meri prediction sahi hogai...Maine kal k take main bilkul sahi kaha tha...Yippy...!!!"
Phir jab Swarna nay Ranaji pe ghussa kiya aur phir jab Ranaji nay Swarna ko kaha keh pehlay apni shaadi toh sahi se sambhaalay aap phir dosroon ko kahiyee ga aur saaray shock hojaaatay hain sirf budhi aur Rageshwari khush hotay hain toh I was like "Main jaanti hoon Ranaji aapko kitni takleef hoi hogi jab aapnay Swarna ko aisay kaha, becharay Ranaji ko apni Gayatri ko Rageshwari se bachanay k liye kitna jaan booj k -ve hona parh raha hai...Main jaanti hoon Ranaji aap yeh sirf apni Gayatri k liye kar rahay ho...Hayyy aaj toh dil jeet liyaa aapnay likin Swarna bechaari ko yeh keh kar thora zada hogaya tha likin mera khyaal se aapka aisa karna zaroori tha warna uss budhi ko aur Rageshwari ko shak hojaata...Kaash aapko budhi ka bhi pta chal jae kisi tarha keh wo hi mastermind hai toh basss phir toh aur bhi maza ajae ga...!!! Swarna bechari rotay hoy chali gai...Swarna tum pleeease matt ro unka maqsad tumhain hurt karna nahi tha bas uss Rageshwari k saamnay prove karna tha keh wo abhi bhi uski side pe hain warna toh aisa patakhtay uss churail k hum saaray forum wasiis khush hojaatay...Waisay aaj pta nahi kyun mujhe itna bura nahi lag raha tha kyunkay atleast Ranaji ko abh kuch toh mauka mila apni Gayatri ki dhaal bannay ka warna toh pta nahi kia chal raha tha...Shukar CVs sahi time pe aapko aqal aagai...!!!"😛😛😛
Phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari ko support karnay lag jaatay hain sub k saamnay aur phir jab yeh announce karnay walay hotay keh main aapko aapka haq zaroor doon toh I was like "Nahi Ranaji...Iski coronation nahi nahi nahi...Yeh decision kabhi mat lijiye ga..." Phir jab wo honeymoon ka kehtay hain Gayatri aur sub k saamnay aur usay pehlay Gayatri ko purana kehna aur wo saari aur baatain jo Gayatri ko takleef dain wo bolay hi chalay ja rahay thay toh I was like "Gayatri tum pleeease mat upset ho wo tumhari hi side pe hain bas tumhain protect karnay k liye yeh sub karna parh raha hai...Aur Ranaji jab aapnay honeymoon wali baat ki toh main ussi waqt samaj gai thiii honeymoon toh sirf ek bahana hai iss Rageshwari ko maar kar iski laash ko thikanay lagana...Kyun sahi guess kiya na maine Ranaji...Gayatri tum tension mat lo koi honeymoon voneymoon nahi hoga sirf uski maut ka saamaan tyaar hoga so you just relax kyunkay yeh ab unki tension hai, abh unki baari hai apni Gayatri ki hifazat karnay ki aur unka aisa karna hi sahi hoga...Aur main jaanti hoon Ranaji aap bahut dukhii hogay likin dekhna sub theek hoga iskay baad ek dafa aap bas iss choohiyaaa ko ya toh kisi prison main bunnd karwa do ya kisi k haathoon se marwaa do sub set hojae ga...!!!"😉😉😉
Dosri taraf Rajmata aakar Gayatri se jab baat kar rahi hoti hai keh wo uss taaveez ko pehna kar hi rahain gi toh Gayatri unhain rokh kar yeh keh daiti hai keh usay apnay pyaar par poora bharoosa hai aur Savitri bunn k dikhaay gi toh I was like "Shukar hai Gayatri nay keh diya keh wo apnay pyaar par bharoosa rakhti hai aur phir Rajmata nay taaveez nahi pehnaai warna chalo protect toh wo karta jaadu se likin saath k saath budhi aur Rageshwari ko pta chal jaata keh Ranaji acting kar rahay hain or so, shukar hai kuch aisa hoa nahi...Aur Gayatri tum tension matt lo tumhain Savitri bunnay ki zarorat nahi hai kyunkay Ranaji khud hi sub theek kardain gain tum araam karlo ab kyunkay tumnay bahut mushkilain utha liii hain abh zara unhain kuch karnay do...!!! Rajmata aap bas apnay betay pe bharoosa rakhiyee wo kuch ghalat nahi karain gain...!!!"
Phir jab Swarna bechaari akeli kamray main ro rahi hoti hai aur Lakhan k saath bitaay pal yaad kar rahi hoti hai phir Lakshraj aajaata hai ek banda lay kar kamray main aur Swarna Lakshraj ko tikka kar phir kamray se chali jaati hai toh I was like "Swarna mat ro pleeease! Ranaji tumhain dukh nahi daina chahtay thay wo tumhain abhi bhi apni behen hi samajhtay hain bas thora naatak iss waqt karna unkay liye zarori hai warna wo Rageshwari phir koi naya kaand karnay chal paray gi...!!! Kaash Lakhan aaj hota toh Swarna ka dil aaj itna na dukhta aur Lakshraj tum toh kuch na hi bola karo toh tumharay liye acha hoga...!!!"😡😡😡
Jab budhi aur Rageshwari apnay kamray main khush horahay hotay hain aur celebrate kar rahay hotay hain aur budhi usay kehti hai keh ab koi mauka matt chorhna Ranaji k kareeb anay ka yeh unki saari celebration aur baatain Coca Cola chupkay se dekh rahi hoti hai aur sunn bhi laiti hai toh I was like "Yeh Coca Cola sub chup k kyun sunn rahi hai aur smilain bhi day rahi hai? Ab yeh kia scene hai CVs? Hmmm kia ho sakta hai? Kahin Coca Cola bhi toh badla nahi lay gi kisi kisam ka? Agar laiti hai toh acha hai maza aayega aur dekhnay main phir toh...Jahan tak tum dono duffers k khush honay ki baat hai...HA HA HA HA...*evil laugh*...Jitna khush hona hai ho lo...Yeh khushi bahut jald phurrr honay wali hai...Aur phir baith k dono roti raina, kuch acha nahi honay wala tum dono k saath, bas Ranaji ko hai sahi waqt ka intezar aur phir booom you guys are dead then...!!!"😆😆😆
Jab Gayatri Rajmata ko kehti hai wo Ranaji se baat karay gi chahay usay jitni dair rukna paray likin wo unse baat zaroor karay gi toh I was like "Gayatri SHAANT...SHAANT hojao...Ufff ek toh mujhe samaj nahi aata k yeh apnay hi pyaar k isharay samajhtay kyun nahi hain...Ranaji tumse abhi baat nahi karain gain, wo tumhain ignore karain gain isliye kyunkay kahin Rageshwari ko aur budhi ko shak na hojaay k Ranaji bilkul theek hogae hain...Ohooo Gayatri tum bhi...Chalo...Baat karkay dekhlo apni baat kehnay main kia hai...!!!!"😉😉😉
Jab Ranaji saara pichla soch rahay hotay hain kaisay Rageshwari nay unse kaam karwaya aur phir wo kisi ko phone kartay hain aur guess what guys? Maine unka dialogue lip read karliyaaa...He was saying "Rani Rageshwari ko bilkul bhi kuch bhi shak nahi hona chayeee..." and I was like "WOW!!! That was easy...Ranaji chorhna maattt iss Rageshwari ko kisi kaal khotriii main bunnd kar k ajaana agar maarna na ho toh...Usay aisi jaga sarhnay k liye chor daina jahan se wo kabhi wapas na aaa sakay..." Aur phir akhir main jab Ranaji dekhtay hain keh Gayatri unkay kamray k bahir so gai hoti hai intezaar kar kar k aur unhain dukh lag gaya hota hai aur phir wo sub sochtay hain keh kaisay unka vashikaran toota, uss khoobsurat chaadar se aur phir unka samajhna k yeh sub Rageshwari kar rahi thi taakay wo unkay puppet bunn jain aur end main jab wo thaan laitay hain keh usay saza zaroor dain gain aur aisay unhain pta chal gaya keh unpe vashikaran hoa toh I was like "WHAT THE...CVs ufff...CVs seriously yeh logic lay kar aao ho aap log? Chalo yeh dikhana sahi hai keh unhain aqal agai hai likin yeh dikhanay k vashikaran ka pta chal gaya hai kaisay I mean iss se toh unki jaan ka khatra nahi hojae ga aur? Matlab wo lady jinho nay taaveez di thi Damyanti ko unho nay saaf saaf keh diya tha keh agar Ranaji ko pta chala keh unpe vashikaran hoa hai toh iska unpe bura asar hoga aur yeh dosri taraf aap yeh badla part dikha rahay ho keh unhain pta chalnay k baad kuch matlab nuqsaan types nahi horaha hai, acha hai nahi horaha likin phir uss lady ka yeh kehnay ka kia tuk tha? Hain CVs? TELL TELL?!!! CVs aap bhi na bas kabhi kabhi acha likhtay likhtay bas kahin aur hi chalay jaatay ho, khair ab jo bhi ho RaGa ko kuch nahi hona chaye...Baaqi uss budhi aur Rageshwari k saath jo karna hai karo, we don't give a shit...!!!"😡😡😡
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."SHIT SHIT SHIT...Nahi Gayatri...Nahi...Pleeease Ranaji k peechay matt jaana...Kyunkay mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai keh Ranaji zaroor kisi hilly area main ja rahay hain aur wahan k paharoon ki roads itni narrow aur dangerous hoti hai keh agar tum kisi driver ko apnay saath lay k gai aur usnay ghalti se tumhari gaari ko kuch kardiyaaa toh Ranaji apnay aapko kabhi maaf nahi kar paay gain...Aur phir Ranaji jab tumhain bachanay k liye khud kood parain gain toh phir Rageshwari ko pta chal jae ga keh Ranaji naatak kar rahay thay toh isliyeee pleeease mattt jaoo...Sub khaarab kardo gi tum warna...Pleeease Ranaji sub sambhaal lain gain tum kyun tension lay rahi ho...Panga mat lo pleeease (Meri prediction hai yeh yaaroon kal ki episode k liye dekho kia hota hai...Ranaji wali toh aaj such hogai ab yeh wali dekho such hoti hai keh nahi)"...😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Phir jab Swarna nay Ranaji pe ghussa kiya aur phir jab Ranaji nay Swarna ko kaha keh pehlay apni shaadi toh sahi se sambhaalay aap phir dosroon ko kahiyee ga aur saaray shock hojaaatay hain sirf budhi aur Rageshwari khush hotay hain toh I was like "Main jaanti hoon Ranaji aapko kitni takleef hoi hogi jab aapnay Swarna ko aisay kaha, becharay Ranaji ko apni Gayatri ko Rageshwari se bachanay k liye kitna jaan booj k -ve hona parh raha hai...Main jaanti hoon Ranaji aap yeh sirf apni Gayatri k liye kar rahay ho...Hayyy aaj toh dil jeet liyaa aapnay likin Swarna bechaari ko yeh keh kar thora zada hogaya tha likin mera khyaal se aapka aisa karna zaroori tha warna uss budhi ko aur Rageshwari ko shak hojaata...Kaash aapko budhi ka bhi pta chal jae kisi tarha keh wo hi mastermind hai toh basss phir toh aur bhi maza ajae ga...!!! Swarna bechari rotay hoy chali gai...Swarna tum pleeease matt ro unka maqsad tumhain hurt karna nahi tha bas uss Rageshwari k saamnay prove karna tha keh wo abhi bhi uski side pe hain warna toh aisa patakhtay uss churail k hum saaray forum wasiis khush hojaatay...Waisay aaj pta nahi kyun mujhe itna bura nahi lag raha tha kyunkay atleast Ranaji ko abh kuch toh mauka mila apni Gayatri ki dhaal bannay ka warna toh pta nahi kia chal raha tha...Shukar CVs sahi time pe aapko aqal aagai...!!!"😛😛😛
Phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari ko support karnay lag jaatay hain sub k saamnay aur phir jab yeh announce karnay walay hotay keh main aapko aapka haq zaroor doon toh I was like "Nahi Ranaji...Iski coronation nahi nahi nahi...Yeh decision kabhi mat lijiye ga..." Phir jab wo honeymoon ka kehtay hain Gayatri aur sub k saamnay aur usay pehlay Gayatri ko purana kehna aur wo saari aur baatain jo Gayatri ko takleef dain wo bolay hi chalay ja rahay thay toh I was like "Gayatri tum pleeease mat upset ho wo tumhari hi side pe hain bas tumhain protect karnay k liye yeh sub karna parh raha hai...Aur Ranaji jab aapnay honeymoon wali baat ki toh main ussi waqt samaj gai thiii honeymoon toh sirf ek bahana hai iss Rageshwari ko maar kar iski laash ko thikanay lagana...Kyun sahi guess kiya na maine Ranaji...Gayatri tum tension mat lo koi honeymoon voneymoon nahi hoga sirf uski maut ka saamaan tyaar hoga so you just relax kyunkay yeh ab unki tension hai, abh unki baari hai apni Gayatri ki hifazat karnay ki aur unka aisa karna hi sahi hoga...Aur main jaanti hoon Ranaji aap bahut dukhii hogay likin dekhna sub theek hoga iskay baad ek dafa aap bas iss choohiyaaa ko ya toh kisi prison main bunnd karwa do ya kisi k haathoon se marwaa do sub set hojae ga...!!!"😉😉😉
Dosri taraf Rajmata aakar Gayatri se jab baat kar rahi hoti hai keh wo uss taaveez ko pehna kar hi rahain gi toh Gayatri unhain rokh kar yeh keh daiti hai keh usay apnay pyaar par poora bharoosa hai aur Savitri bunn k dikhaay gi toh I was like "Shukar hai Gayatri nay keh diya keh wo apnay pyaar par bharoosa rakhti hai aur phir Rajmata nay taaveez nahi pehnaai warna chalo protect toh wo karta jaadu se likin saath k saath budhi aur Rageshwari ko pta chal jaata keh Ranaji acting kar rahay hain or so, shukar hai kuch aisa hoa nahi...Aur Gayatri tum tension matt lo tumhain Savitri bunnay ki zarorat nahi hai kyunkay Ranaji khud hi sub theek kardain gain tum araam karlo ab kyunkay tumnay bahut mushkilain utha liii hain abh zara unhain kuch karnay do...!!! Rajmata aap bas apnay betay pe bharoosa rakhiyee wo kuch ghalat nahi karain gain...!!!"
Phir jab Swarna bechaari akeli kamray main ro rahi hoti hai aur Lakhan k saath bitaay pal yaad kar rahi hoti hai phir Lakshraj aajaata hai ek banda lay kar kamray main aur Swarna Lakshraj ko tikka kar phir kamray se chali jaati hai toh I was like "Swarna mat ro pleeease! Ranaji tumhain dukh nahi daina chahtay thay wo tumhain abhi bhi apni behen hi samajhtay hain bas thora naatak iss waqt karna unkay liye zarori hai warna wo Rageshwari phir koi naya kaand karnay chal paray gi...!!! Kaash Lakhan aaj hota toh Swarna ka dil aaj itna na dukhta aur Lakshraj tum toh kuch na hi bola karo toh tumharay liye acha hoga...!!!"😡😡😡
Jab budhi aur Rageshwari apnay kamray main khush horahay hotay hain aur celebrate kar rahay hotay hain aur budhi usay kehti hai keh ab koi mauka matt chorhna Ranaji k kareeb anay ka yeh unki saari celebration aur baatain Coca Cola chupkay se dekh rahi hoti hai aur sunn bhi laiti hai toh I was like "Yeh Coca Cola sub chup k kyun sunn rahi hai aur smilain bhi day rahi hai? Ab yeh kia scene hai CVs? Hmmm kia ho sakta hai? Kahin Coca Cola bhi toh badla nahi lay gi kisi kisam ka? Agar laiti hai toh acha hai maza aayega aur dekhnay main phir toh...Jahan tak tum dono duffers k khush honay ki baat hai...HA HA HA HA...*evil laugh*...Jitna khush hona hai ho lo...Yeh khushi bahut jald phurrr honay wali hai...Aur phir baith k dono roti raina, kuch acha nahi honay wala tum dono k saath, bas Ranaji ko hai sahi waqt ka intezar aur phir booom you guys are dead then...!!!"😆😆😆
Jab Gayatri Rajmata ko kehti hai wo Ranaji se baat karay gi chahay usay jitni dair rukna paray likin wo unse baat zaroor karay gi toh I was like "Gayatri SHAANT...SHAANT hojao...Ufff ek toh mujhe samaj nahi aata k yeh apnay hi pyaar k isharay samajhtay kyun nahi hain...Ranaji tumse abhi baat nahi karain gain, wo tumhain ignore karain gain isliye kyunkay kahin Rageshwari ko aur budhi ko shak na hojaay k Ranaji bilkul theek hogae hain...Ohooo Gayatri tum bhi...Chalo...Baat karkay dekhlo apni baat kehnay main kia hai...!!!!"😉😉😉
Jab Ranaji saara pichla soch rahay hotay hain kaisay Rageshwari nay unse kaam karwaya aur phir wo kisi ko phone kartay hain aur guess what guys? Maine unka dialogue lip read karliyaaa...He was saying "Rani Rageshwari ko bilkul bhi kuch bhi shak nahi hona chayeee..." and I was like "WOW!!! That was easy...Ranaji chorhna maattt iss Rageshwari ko kisi kaal khotriii main bunnd kar k ajaana agar maarna na ho toh...Usay aisi jaga sarhnay k liye chor daina jahan se wo kabhi wapas na aaa sakay..." Aur phir akhir main jab Ranaji dekhtay hain keh Gayatri unkay kamray k bahir so gai hoti hai intezaar kar kar k aur unhain dukh lag gaya hota hai aur phir wo sub sochtay hain keh kaisay unka vashikaran toota, uss khoobsurat chaadar se aur phir unka samajhna k yeh sub Rageshwari kar rahi thi taakay wo unkay puppet bunn jain aur end main jab wo thaan laitay hain keh usay saza zaroor dain gain aur aisay unhain pta chal gaya keh unpe vashikaran hoa toh I was like "WHAT THE...CVs ufff...CVs seriously yeh logic lay kar aao ho aap log? Chalo yeh dikhana sahi hai keh unhain aqal agai hai likin yeh dikhanay k vashikaran ka pta chal gaya hai kaisay I mean iss se toh unki jaan ka khatra nahi hojae ga aur? Matlab wo lady jinho nay taaveez di thi Damyanti ko unho nay saaf saaf keh diya tha keh agar Ranaji ko pta chala keh unpe vashikaran hoa hai toh iska unpe bura asar hoga aur yeh dosri taraf aap yeh badla part dikha rahay ho keh unhain pta chalnay k baad kuch matlab nuqsaan types nahi horaha hai, acha hai nahi horaha likin phir uss lady ka yeh kehnay ka kia tuk tha? Hain CVs? TELL TELL?!!! CVs aap bhi na bas kabhi kabhi acha likhtay likhtay bas kahin aur hi chalay jaatay ho, khair ab jo bhi ho RaGa ko kuch nahi hona chaye...Baaqi uss budhi aur Rageshwari k saath jo karna hai karo, we don't give a shit...!!!"😡😡😡
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."SHIT SHIT SHIT...Nahi Gayatri...Nahi...Pleeease Ranaji k peechay matt jaana...Kyunkay mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai keh Ranaji zaroor kisi hilly area main ja rahay hain aur wahan k paharoon ki roads itni narrow aur dangerous hoti hai keh agar tum kisi driver ko apnay saath lay k gai aur usnay ghalti se tumhari gaari ko kuch kardiyaaa toh Ranaji apnay aapko kabhi maaf nahi kar paay gain...Aur phir Ranaji jab tumhain bachanay k liye khud kood parain gain toh phir Rageshwari ko pta chal jae ga keh Ranaji naatak kar rahay thay toh isliyeee pleeease mattt jaoo...Sub khaarab kardo gi tum warna...Pleeease Ranaji sub sambhaal lain gain tum kyun tension lay rahi ho...Panga mat lo pleeease (Meri prediction hai yeh yaaroon kal ki episode k liye dekho kia hota hai...Ranaji wali toh aaj such hogai ab yeh wali dekho such hoti hai keh nahi)"...😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
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