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A little birdie just came into the studio to inform a certain Hollywood pair has finally called it quits. The pair recently made their "relationship" public through obsessive PDA. But it looks like the "relationship" ended before it could even begin. Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift have decided to go their separate ways. Nazar lagging much? We think so. Of course, we know whose nazar was so bad. Who, you may ask? Who else? Nabila Siddiqui, of course 😳 T o m k i d e e w a n i!
For those not familiar with a certain Miss Nabila Siddiqui, let us give you a brief introduction. Miss Siddiqui is a witty, sassy and unbelievably genius young lady, born to be in love with Tom Hiddleston. From the moment she was born, she knew in her heart that Tom Hiddleston must be hers. And hence began the journey of an unattainable love... Until, it was attainable. What is Nabila, if not a charming soul? Some of you may remember Tom's visit to India a few years ago. This is when Nabila finally met the love of her life. A chance encounter and bam! It was love at first sight. Well.. okay.. it was friendship at first sight for Tom. Unfortunately for Nabila, she was friend-zoned from the start. But that didn't deter her from her goal of seducing Mr Hiddleston.
As you might be well aware, Miss Siddiqui can be quite a devious seducer, if the end goal is a certain green/grey/blue eyed Greek God! From a stolen glances to a sassy messages, Tom had a little but no choice. Of course, all this didn't just "happen" by chance. It was rather implemented through few carefully intended moves. A "chance" meeting at the Starbucks, which was all down to Nabila's stalking, of course. And Tom fell. Literally. Of course, our darling Nabila was there to catch him in her warm embrace before the luscious derriere of Mr Hiddleston could hit the floor.
Hence, began the extraordinary friendship between the two unlikeliest people but that didn't deter Nabila from her goal of seducing the handsome hunk.
Which brings us to the latest gossip in Hollywood lanes! According to the sources, Nabila appears to be the reason behind the break up of tinsel town's much talked couple. It's suffice to say that Tom's growing friendship with Nabila didn't quite sit well with Miss Swift and after, off she went out of the picture. We could almost imagine Nabila with her infamous smirk.
Rumour has it Tom is one of the close friends invited to the birthday celebrations of Miss Siddqui on the 18th December, so watch this space for lots of spam on your Twitter and Facebook page from us.
Until then, ciao.
Ufff Yeh Love Hai Mushkil
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