Flop Party

DEADLY JODI:

THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED THEY FLOPPED!!!!!!!

DOMESTIC COLLECTION SO FAR: 12 CR

most reliable source: https://krkboxoffice.com/

Reaction from the stars:

Aditya Roy Kapoor aka Pubic Hair Head: My brother told me the movie is doing great. KRK is a liar. Thumbs UP for my movie. It's the best movie ever made!

Raja Sen: Fitoor is a stunning waste of time and literature.

Katrina Kaif aka DEADWOOD: It's nice the movie is doing so great. I heard it became a blockbuster within 2 days?

The story is appreciated and my performance is lauded.

Reaction from other actors and actresses:

Deepika Padukone: She is just a horrible actress. I want Shiv Sena to see her passport and sent her back to wherever she came from.

She ruined my life. I gave myself completely to Ranbir because I thought we would end up getting married one day.

She stole him. Now I have sinned. Her movie flopped?

Hey Katerrrina:

Alia Bhatt aka AirHead: I'm a better actress. I want Ranbir and I want to become the number one actress. Good to hear her movie flopped.

Guess Indian men aren't so bad. I thought they would watch the movie thrice each day just to see her dancing. Thankfully I was wrong.

Mera Bharat Mahan JAI HIND.

Hey Kat look away now:

Salman Khan aka Carrot: I haven't had time to watch Fitoor yet. It flopped? Worry not Katerina! I will buy as many tickets as possible to make your movie a hit again.

Shahrukh Khan aka Kela: I don't really care. But this news is making me nervous. What if Raees flops too? I worked really hard.

Ranbir Kapoor aka Booger Boy: She wanted to marry me. So I don't think she will care much? She is already 37 cough 31. Career isn't her priority anymore she wanted to get married and have kids with me. Imagine me being married to such a boring piece of wood 🤢 My life is much better since I dumped her. 😳

IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED!!!!!

I always loved your Katrina ranting posts.

Welvome back.