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JAYASHREE

@jayvenk

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

#11

Ravan scratched his 8th head absently.

They itching was bad.

Dandruff damn again.😕

Manthu snorted loudly.

What's with that girl mandhvi. 😲

Ravan ears pricked hearing a girls name

Mandhvi??😳

Manthnu looked at him slyly😉

Ya the one who was playing with Ravan doll

She cracked with laughter.😆

I remember her, I am quite sure she winked at when I tried to lift the bow. He smirked, looking dreamy😳

Ouch ...He shouted as Manthnu poked him.

What?? Grow up Manthnu shouted.

I am dead, ravu retorted, I can dream.😃

Btw..manthu continued not quiet listening

That writer vrish

R: viishwamithra?

He got a whack for that.

Vrish ...She stressed

Old woman Ramayana was written by valmiki not vrish.

He made me a villain he muttered.😕

Dumbo..I mean vrish the thread maker. He is so funny. He might even make u a hero at some point of time in this thread.

R: a la 'anand neelakantan?? His eyes filled with deep love😳

M: 10 heads and all filled with mush.

😡

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Ramyalaxmi

@Ramyalaxmi

Dazzler

Posted: 9 years ago

#12

@Vrish and @Jaishree: Quite nice. Looking forward for more sarcastic posts. My favourite zone 😊

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guenhwyvar

@guenhwyvar

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 9 years ago

#13

Oh this is good. Will come back and read later. *evil look*

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diksha

@diksha0102

Navigator

Posted: 9 years ago

#14

That was funny.

You write well.

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 9 years ago

#15

Bhandavi wedding off

So Rama saw Bharat walking towards Dasharath's camp, and seeing him, assured him that he'd be supportive. The 2 of them entered Dasharath's camp, and Bharat told him about Mandavi's unhappiness. Dasharath then sent Sumantra to Janak to let him know that he was dropping the request for Mandavi's hand, and would only be asking for Sita, Urmila and Shrutakirti

In the meantime, Mandavi was horrified about what she had done, and so Sita sent Shrutakirti w/ a message for Bharat. While Shrutakirti was gone, Mandavi was fidgeting about her decision, and Urmila confronted her

U: That's what you always do - act w/o thinking

M: How should I know - I did what I thought was right in that situation

U: Right, so now this is what it is. In any case, you didn't like him at first, so yours is not true love - like Sita didi and Jethshree, or Rajkumar Lakshman & me. So it's better this way

Mandavi is furious, and decides to leave herself.

In the meantime, Shrutakirti arrives at the camp panting, and stops Rama & Bharat, who had come out of the camp a few minutes ago

S: Please listen - Sita didi sent me here to tell you that Mandavi had a change of heart

B: So have I. I've just told Maharaj Dasharath that I'm no longer interested in marrying her. He has sent Arya Sumantra to your father to withdraw the request for her hand.

Shrutakirti bursts into tears, but just then, Shatrughan arrives.

S: Why did you do that? Now that you've withdrawn the acceptance of Mandavi didi, how will I marry Shatrughan? I really love him, and was glad that your father spared him the embarrassment of asking for my hand by doing it himself. Now, if my wedding gets put off until Mandavi gets married?

B: Don't worry, princess Shrutakirti, we have not withdrawn the request for you and your Urmila didi. We still want you. My marriage cancellation does NOT mean that Lakshman or Shatrughan can't marry. They can, and they will.

S: Yeah, princess Shrutakirti, I still love you and want you. Everybody has a freedom of choice, and just b'cos your didi doesn't wanna marry doesn't mean that YOU should be stopped from marriage. Does Mithila have any such parampara?

S: No, prince Shatrughan, our paramparas allow girls to marry any time, regardless of whether their didis are married or not. But for boys, they do have the requirement that the elder brother must marry before a younger brother

B: Don't worry about that - that's not Ayodhya's parampara, so it won't hurt your chances of marriage. Now, why don't you take Shatrughan out on a date - get to know each other?

S: I do have to take back the message to Mandavi

B: No you don't - she seems to be coming right here herself. So you 2 can go.

So Shatrughan and Shrutakirti go off on their date ❤️😆

Mandavi arrives panting...

M: Rajkumar Bharat...

B: I know, your sister told me. Unfortunately, it's rather late for that. I've already told my father that I don't want to marry you

M: But I've changed my mind

B: But I haven't. I do NOT want to marry you

M: Please - 3 of my sisters are marrying into your family, and I'm the only one left out...

B: That's no good reason. I want to marry someone who really loves me...

M: I do...

B: ... and who doesn't lie, like you just did

M: I changed my mind

B: You'll have to prove to me that you love me

M: How do you want me to do that?

B: You have to play a game of dice w/ me. If you love me, you'll let me win. If you win, you get to decide whether to marry me. If I win, I get to decide whether to marry you.

Mandavi is happy to hear this, and the 2 sit down for a game. Rama watches, and soon Lakshman joins them as well.

Mandavi was really excited about getting to decide if she won that she forgot the first part - that she'd have to prove her love to him. She won the first 2 games - it being a 2/3, so Rama declared her the winner. Mandavi told him that she had decided to marry him.

B: But I won't marry you

M: But you said I get to decide?

B: Yeah, but I did say that you have to prove to me that you love me, and only if you do will I marry you. I also said that you'd let me win if you truly love me

Mandavi was enraged and stormed out, and ran back home, where Shatrughan had just dropped Shrutakirti at home, and was joined by Sumantra.

Mandavi rushed in, and saw her fathers, mothers, sisters all standing there crestfallen at the bad news

J: Mandavi, Sumantra just told us that Bharat has declined to marry you, and that Dasharath has decided not to accept you into the family. So you'll simply have to be satisfied doing the shringhars of your sisters.

So Mandavi sat down and started working on the alta on Sita's feet...

Edited by .Vrish. - 9 years ago

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JAYASHREE

@jayvenk

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

#16

R: so is the wedding over? Absently playing with the dice borrowed from shakuni mama.

M: no

There was silence

Then Ravan burst into uncontrollable tears.

nikil sinha is cutting out my screen space he hiccuped.

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Arijit

@Arijit007

Sparkler

Posted: 9 years ago

#17

by the 16th it will be over, don't worry ravan, the countdown of your death will start soon. then again, your already dead. 😉

Edited by Arijit007 - 9 years ago

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 9 years ago

#18

From the Episode Frustration thread

Originally posted by: peepli
Poor Raavan doesn't know what he will be getting by kidnapping SP's Sita..long bhaashan's!!!!

Anticipated Sita haran in SkR

After Ravan grabs Sita and puts her on his chariot, she is furious and starts giving him a bhashan, while Ravan takes the chariot and continues flying southbound.

S: You are Lankesh Ravan, like you told me, right?

R: You heard right!!!

S: And you grabbed me, a married woman. What sort of sanskar did your mom give you?

R: My mom is Kaikesi, and she taught me that as a Rakshasha, it's my duty to conquer the world

S: Is that what she taught you? Nothing about sanskar, and how to be loyal to your patni, and all that?

R: I AM loyal to my patnis. There is enough of me for all of them. As you can see, I have 10 heads, and so far, just 7 wives. I can cover them even if I marry you

S: Unfortunately, once I'm married once, i can't marry again. It's against my dharam & sanskar. Your mom lacks the basic sanskar, which is why she made you a bhikari. But I got married to Rama, and am his for 7 lives

R: For this life, you will be mine

S: No, I won't. Once you get there, I'll have several questions for your mother. How she lacks any sanskar - deceiving a Brahmin so that she can beget you. How an evil person like her should never have been able to procreate...

Ravan is about to slap her, but suddenly hears a shout from Jatayu, and a big battle starts, that ends in Ravan severing Jatayu's wings

Sita quickly jumps off, grabs some herbs and applies them to Jatayu. She tells him that it'll keep him alive until he meets Rama. Ravan grabs her & continues.

Once they get to Lanka, Ravan takes Sita to Kaikesi. Sita walks right up to Kaikesi and slaps her really hard.

K: What was that for?

S: For not fulfilling your duties as a woman

K: I did fulfil my duties as a woman. I did vansh-raksha

S: ...of your own, not your husband. Or else, your son would have been as virtuous a rishi. Instead, he was your spawn to fulfil your father's ambitions. Your father never did a proper kanya-daan, which is why you've birthed so many paapis

K: Ravan, take her away... 😡

S: You haven't heard the last of me

K: ... and return her to Rama

R: No, I will not

S: Of course, not, why would you? Your stupid mom didn't have any sanskars to give you

R: (furious) Trigatha, go and keep her in the Ashok vatika, and have her properly surrounded.

Sita is then taken to the Ashok Vatika and left there, and surrounded by a number of Rakshashis. She then starts a seminar on the ideal woman, and how all Rakshashis should strive to be ideal women.

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Vrish

@Vr15h

Stunner

+ 6

Posted: 9 years ago

#19

Shurpanakha's marriage

After Sita interrogated Rama about the beauty of the woman he rescued, she decided to see for herself. So she decided to go to the lake, and took Lakshman w/ her. There, she meet's Shurpanakha. I'll use V (Vaidehi) for Sita, and leave Shurpanakha in possession of the S.

V: I hear that you were drowning?

S: Yeah, that great hot prince of Ayodhya saved me

V: That great hot prince was my husband

S: That's fine. He can have me as well. Have you not heard of kings having multiple wives? You should know, having worshipped Kaushalya, Kaikeyi & Sumitra all as your mothers.

V: Yeah, but my husband is not like any other king. He gave me a vow that he'll be monogynous

S: Maybe, but he's out to challenge Lankesh Ravan, who has 7 queens and endless concubines. How does he do that when the only woman he has is you?

V: One does not need to exercise power over women to show his strength. My husband has laid down thousands of Rakshashas, and widowed thousands of Rakshashis. In fact, so many that I had to give him a pravachan to stop

S: You have no sense of adventure. I watched him kill hundreds of Rakshashas while I was admiring him. It's that which turned me on

V: This is not a game. Do you know how unwanted all this is? Think of all the new Rakshashi widows & orphans that have been created by this process

S: Your husband can marry all of them, and...

At this point, Rama too joins them

R: Sitae, why are you here? I got you the flowers

V: Arya, there were 7 flowers in that basket, but I needed 11. You were meditating, so I didn't want to disturb you. But since you were concerned about my safety, I brought Lakshman here w/ me

S: Sire, you are a very handsome & powerful warrior. What's your name?

R: Rama

S: I am Shurpanakha, the sister of the mighty Ravan. I have been in admiration of you since the time you killed those Rakshashas, and I'm here to surrender myself to you

R: I'm already married. But here's my brother Lakshman here, who might be interested

S: Lakshman, how about it?

L: I too am married. Besides, I'm his slave, so why would you want me?

S: Okay, Rama, looks like he's not interested, so I'm back to surrendering myself to you.

V: Wait a minute, let me resolve this. You are Shurpanakha, right?

S: Right

V: The one whose husband was killed by her brother, right?

S: (annoyed) Right

V: And you've just surrendered to us, right?

S: Not you, just him

V: Nonetheless, your fate is now in his hands, right?

S: Right

V: And you are unhappy that everyone who was interested in you either was afraid of your brother, or wanted to be associated w/ him and have access to his wealth & power?

S: Right. How do you know all that about me?

V: B'cos I'm the daughter of this earth, and understand all nature. Including human nature, rakshashi nature, and so on. So I have someone who would be interested in you

Sita then stopped and thought of Jayant, & summoned him. A crow flew to the scene, and Jayant appeared.

V: Jayant, here is someone I want you to meet. You were longing for a beautiful woman, here is one who matches me, and who wants somebody who loves her for her, and not her brother

J: Why should I?

L: It's a part of your prayashchit. Or else, we can re-invoke that Brahmastra

J: Okay, I'm game

S: But he has lost an eye. What sort of a husband are you giving me?

Sita then gave Shurpanakha a big pravachan on pativrata, and how one should not be superficial, and how a woman should accept a husband irrespective of his shortcomings. Shurpanakha was unconvinced

S: I am a great beauty, while this is a deformed deva. How is it a fair match?

At this defiance, Lakshman became angry, and cut off Shurpanakha's nose

L: There, now you are equal. Are you happy

S: Waaah... my nose (bleeding)

L: We'll fix it for you, but you must marry Jayant, or else (points an arrow at her)

S: Okay, okay, I'll do it

So Rama, Lakshman, Sita & Jatayu all sat down and prepared for the marriage of Shurpanakha to Jayant. Jayant was married to Shurpanakha, filled her maang, and led her away to Devalok

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rebecca6

@rebecca6

Inactive

Posted: 9 years ago

#20

This is hilarious 😆.

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