Hello once again 😊
Same old Disclaimer- Just for fun. Love Abhigya. No offence. In Hinglish.Satire/Humour/Sarcasm.
Some ideas for the CVs..
CVs ki sewa mein/CVs ke charnon mein samarpit..
Like when Abhi went to search for Pragya when Asha Negi & Ritwik Dhanjani had made an appearance on the show, the whole episode Abhi was shown searching for Pragya riding a bike. Remember?
In the same fashion, they could have 'search sequences' every few days where/when Abhi is shown searching for Pragya- as in riding/driving a bike for the whole episode(s) to reach her..what's more only the first scene they could show with Shabir and rest of the episode would need a body double & not even the body double at times for episodes altogether.
They could show Shabir as Abhi starting the bike & driving for a little while, then show his bike from behind with his body double & then a view of the bike from the side..profile look of Abhi with Abhi(body double) facing the other side and then the rest of the episode would just need a bigger & bigger zooming of the bike from the side until the camera focuses fully on the tyres.
Aage ka tyre...peeche ka tyre
Aage ka tyre...peeche ka tyre
Peeche ka tyre...aage ka tyre
Peeche ka tyre..aage ka tyre
Rotating tyres...the sponsor for the epi could be TVS Tyres..'Totally Tikaau'(this is latest tagline of the brand actually)..
So, Rotating tyres...
Focus on tyres with body double's legs..
Focus on breaks, clutch, blurred logo, blurred number plate & then the unending traffic like they always show.. with Abhi's bike's distinctive horn being clearly heard to depict his presence in traffic since neither Shabir nor his body double(BD) is there.
Distinctive horn of Abhi's bike-
Happy love tone wala horn/
KKB Title track tune waala horn/
or Dhoom tune horn that is actually heard in India often!
Kapil could be shown shrieking, "Ohh Teri" again & again as Abhi drives alongside Kapil facing the other side(since it is a body double). *BG music same as that of the ad given below)
[TVS Tyres is the sponsor of the show- Kapil the Brand Ambassador]
(It is a very short ad.Watch this video to understand what all I am referring to about TVS tyres in this post)
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YtRgQulLIE[/YOUTUBE]
Kapil: [To Abhi who is still facing the other side & driving looking at the trees..hoardings]
" Girlfriend TVS tyres ki tarah 'Tikau' chunna"
Abhi-[answering without facing the camera- Body double on bike...& then only rotating tyre shown..Abhi can just be heard & not seen] "Girlfriend nahi..ex-girlfriend hai..chuni nahi hai..chipak gayi hai LEECH ki tarah..Dheet tikau aisi hai ki TVS tyres bhi sharma jaayein."
Kapil- *shocked* * Drum beats on loop in BG matching with soap shock expressions*
-----Episode ends-----
After the episode ends..& is aired..TVS waale replace Kapil with Tanu as their tyres' brand ambassador without informing him following Colors channel's strategy(tactic) to not air his show's last epi without informing him. Tanu symbolizes/personifies 'Tikau Tyres' (better) according to them. Kapil shocked on & off screen, Tanu once again rocked.
And in this way, they could change bikes in the middle of epis- or show a different bike in the next epi..just like that..for freshness (like they do in show for dresses, dupatta, hairstyles amidst the same scene)..change Abhi's bike's colors , bike' models..change Abhi's shoes & episodes could go on showing Shabir sometimes in between caught in traffic..hence getting down that bike..running BD shown from behind amidst traffic & then getting on another stray bike..still looking for Pragya.
BG- Gumshuda from Chalte Chalte
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xd9nF2sfwQ[/YOUTUBE]
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Koi Hua Kahan Hua
Kal Tha Main Yaha Woh Bhi Thi Yahi
Main Hoon Phir Yaha Lekin Woh Nahi
Ho Kal Tha Main Yaha Woh Bhi Thi Yahi
Main Hoon Phir Yaha Lekin Woh Nahi
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Dekhne Mein Hai Haseen Rehti Hai Yahi Kahin
Kho Gayi Ho Kho Gayi
Woh Pari Woh Apsara Dilnashi Dilruba
Kho Gayi Ha Kho Gayi
Phirta Hoon Jahan Wahan Leke Apna Dil Aur Jaan
Phirta Hoon Jahan Wahan Leke Apna Dil Aur Jaan
Dhoondha Sara Jahan Na Jaane Woh Hai Kahan
Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Dil Ki In Baaton Se Na Bilkul Lajjana
Dil Ki In Baaton Se Na Bilkul Lajjana
Lekin Us Ladkine Kardala Hai Deewana
Jahan Bhi Main Dekho Lagat Hai Woh Khadi Hai
Bas Uska Hi Chehra Aankhon Mein Har Ghadi Hai
Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Yaaron Tum Jo Mujhko Us Ladki Se Milwado
Yaaron Tum Jo Mujhko Us Ladki Se Milwado
Meri Khoyi Khushiya Jo Phir Wapas Milwado
Ghar Jo Dikhado Uska Ghar Apna Lagdo Yaara
Ab Jo Mile Ho Mujhko Usko Apna Banalo Yaara
Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda Gumshuda
Gumshuda Gumshuda
Dekhne Mein Hai Haseen Rehti Hai Yahi Kahin
Kho Gayi Ho Kho Gayi
Woh Pari Woh Apsara Dilnashi Dilruba
Kho Gayi Ha Kho Gayi
Phirta Hoon Jahan Wahan Leke Apna Dil Aur Jaan
Phirta Hoon Jahan Wahan Leke Apna Dil Aur Jaan
Dhoondha Sara Jahan Na Jaane Woh Hai Kahan
Then after few epis, still caught in traffic jam.. LOCALITY CHANGE...last month it was Borivali(East) now it is Bandra(West)...
Abhi gets stuck in the Great Mumbai Traffic Jam again..now steals a cycle..Shabir shown stealing & riding in 1 scene...Rest of the few epis with BD's legs & changed jeans, shoes colors/shoe models...& the next few without BD..focus on cycle's basket..tyres..& wheels...
Added benefit- Sponsors of bikes, tyres & cycles' companies..Kharcha(expenditure) bhi kam.
Location change- Now in Borivali(West), last month he was in Borivali(East).(point to remember)
Next month- Cycle ka tyre puncture...
Location- Linking Road
Abhi shown getting cycle repaired..BD's back shown & then for few epis mechanic shown repairing.
1 epi- Mechanic looking for his screw driver.
1 epi- Mechanic looking for new tyre
1 epi- Mechanic saying this for the whole epi," Yahin toh rakha tha, kahaa gaya?"
Oh, I forgot, 1 epi- when looking for screw driver, mechanic saying for the whole episode...
"Kahaa gaya?
Gaya kahaa?
Screwdriver kahaa gaya?
Kahaa gaya screwdriver?
Gaya kahaa screwdriver?
Tones..modulation..speaking styles could be altered for freshness/feeling of change during the epi.
& in this way, he could be shown looking for each tool separately in his tool kit for each epi with search monologues interspersed.
Some epis for mechanic's monologue ainvayyi..gaana gaate..repair karte..chai peete..
1 epi- Mechanic ki biwi ka phone aa jaata hai..Viewers can hear her.
She is heard saying, " Kahaa mar gaye? Karam jale..Paida hone se pehle kyu nahi mar gaye? Abhi tak ghar nahi aaye, isse toh accha hota tumhari Maa paida hote hi tumhara galaa daba deti. Itna late ho gaya(workshop pe), ab ek kaam karo, will you do me a favour?," Tum wahin kyu nahi mar jaate??" Tum ek kaam karo, wahin mar jaao. *Phone call ended by her without listening to his response**She had watched Sarla in KKB in KKB that day*
Mechanic crying.* Bechara pati*
Next few epis Mechanic crying. BG- KKB title tracks
*Viewer aunties also crying. Tissue boxes sales boost. Tissue box companies' share prices shoot up*
Added benefit-
Tissue Box company new sponsor.
Tissue Box companies fighting with each other over KKB sponsorship.
When Mechanic stops crying, he burns his face..Special Promo- Inteqaam ki raat(ein). Fire shown in next few epis...Covers his face with bandage for the next few epis.
When Mechanic stops crying, burning & bandaging himself, he goes near Khaai to commit suicide..messages Abhi that he is commiting suicide...Abhi should carry on with his ' Pragya Dhundo' mission.( You must be thinking how he messaged? That's coz they had exchanged numbers..Abhi had given his non-confidential waala spare number).
Abhi-*Shabir BD confused, tensed* "Pragya ko dhundun ki Mechanic ko??"
Few epis- *Confused* "Pehle Pragya ko ki Mechanic ko..Pehle Mechanic ko ki Pragya ko..Pragya Mechanic..Mechanic Pragya??!!?"
1 epi- Tosses coin- Coin favours Pragya.
Abhi-"Nahi, Mechanic aana chahiye"
Next epi- *Tosses coin again*
Abhi- "Oho, phir Pragya..I think I should try the rose petals waala formula."
Next epi- Goes to fetch a rose from a florist.
Next epi- Florist gives him a red rose.
Next epi- Abhi- "Nahi, mujhe yellow rose dijiye"
5 more epis- Abhi to florist- " I don't love Mechanic. Woh sirf mera dost hai. So, yellow rose,please."
Next few epis(about 20 of them)- Petal 1 plucked by him- "Pragya ko", Petal 2 "Mechanic ko", Petal 3-"Pragya ko"...Pragya ko...Mechanic ko...
Last Petal left- Abhi- "Oh no! Fir se Pragya aa gaya. Idea!!!" *Thinks of BISECTING the petal*
Next epi- Looks for a knife everywhere.*Nahi mila..ouch*
Next epi- Searches for a pair of scissors...blade etc *Yeh bhi nahi mile*
Next epi- *Solution ki raat* * Thinks of tearing the petal with his hands itself..Wow!! Whataa scientific solution*
Next epi- Bisects the petal..tearing off first half saying "Pragya ko" and finally the last half-"YES, MECHANIC finally!! AB THEEK HAI!!" *bLUSHING..HAPPY...FACE PALM*
*Sets out on his journey to look for Mechanic*
Mechanic shown walking towards the Khaai at the speed of 1 millimetre/2 hours. *He sees a SNAIL overtake him* *Effect- It feels like the snail is running** Whoaa..adrenalin rush*
Location change- Abhi's Impromptu Mid-road Chembur Concert to look for Mechanic.
Abhi's back shown- BD playing guitar.
Shabir shown in 1 scene.
Sees Mechanic running(now speed increased from 1mm/2hrs to 3centimetres/hr) towards 'Chembur ki Khaai'..Chases on his cycle..
When he reaches there, Mechanic's Body Double mummified says," Bye Abhi!", waves to him & jumps into Khaai without entertaining Abhi. *suicide*
Abhi crying the next few epis..feeling guilty..missing the Mechanic--> itne epis jo uske saath bitaaye the.
Later, 1 epi- Abhi monologue- " Jo ho gaya so ho gaya. Jaane waale ko kaun rok sakta hai??"
*Feels free from guilt*
Resumes cycling...
Tyre ki hawaa nikal gayi..Ouch...
1 epi- Hawaa nikalte hue..*BG- Hawaa nikalne ka sound effect*
Next few epis- Abhi- "Oh no..ab main kya karu?!!?"* hand in hair..face palm..pareshaan* Looks for hawaa-waala..Fails to find any. Cycle rendered useless...
Location change- Abhi steals a car this time...
In Mahalaxmi area now
1 scene- Shabir shown
Next few epis- Following shown-Gear box, steering wheel, Car's classy/toota-foota exterior
A Maha headlight Sangam/Special epi for which viewers are warned/requested in advance to wear their goggles while watching the epi. *blinding headlights..daredevil genre*
BD's hands on car's steering wheel...
*lambe gande nails, ring missing*
* once even female hands shown*
* India forums member viewers complain making posts about it on IF..poating pictures...but...to no avail & complaints fall on deaf ears*
Few epis- Trying to start the car.(Car beech sunsaan raste mein band ho gayi thi) * Car not starting waala sound effect*
*Audience watches..biting nails thinking- "Kya yeh gaadi aaj start hogi? Kya yeh gaadi kabhi start hogi?"* *Miracle* *Starts on its own after 30 epis sorry 50 epis of trying to start it* *Reason- Maata Raani ka Mandir is nearby*
Abhi shown looking for Pragya here & there..
Matlab, jab looking for her 'here', tab 'there' se camera shoots him, aur jab looks for her 'there', tab camera 'here' se- is side se- shoot karing..*BD in action* *Shabir's BD has started earning 70,000/day now..He is getting more & more popular day by day*
Fangurls come running to the KKB sets to click pictures with 'Shabir's BD' & get his autograph. He signs- "With love, Shabir Ahluwalia's BD. Keep watching KKB & keep ogling(gazing) at my legs, shoes, hands & also at the dirt in them."
He says to them," Have fun zooming the already zoomed KKB scenes."*Flying kisses*
Gash khaake giring Fangurls are like, " Koi dil bekaabu kar gaya Aur ishqa dil mein bhar gaya Aankhon aankhon mein woh lakhon gallan kar gaya oye Oh rabba main toh mar gayi oye Shaddai mujhe kar gaya kar gaya oye Oh rabba main toh mar gaya oye Shaddai mujhe kar gaya kar gaya oye "❤️
In this way, he changed cars every few months stuck in traffic jam ka vicious circle in life, at times vicious circle ka vicious circle is so vicious that Abhi is shown driving around a Chaar-raata(Cross roads) ka Putla(statue)- round & round, round & round for few episodes altogether.*Ghor anarth* *Lightning in BG..+sound effect*
Few epis- *Stuck at railway crossing* *Train shown passing for 30 epis. Actually it is 10 hours as per CVs clock but they want to show it as 6 hours, so Abhi is shown adjusting the needle of his watch to reduce it from 10 hours to 6 hours...ie changing time khudse in his watch when the railway crossing opens*
Toh bas aise hi Abhi, cars ke baad helicopters badalta hai..Helicopter track will have few Shabir scenes & more of aerial view of areas not yet covered like the Easts & Wests of areas mentioned above as the opposites, 'Khar ki Khai', Ghatkopar, Mumbai, Kandivali, Goregaon etc,..AND ALSO Big B ke bungalow ke upar se khaas to promote prospective Bhootnath 68 or Wazir 85 ..etc..and Big B's body double/duplicate/orginal whatever is shown signalling at the helicopter from his terrace and shouting,"Pragya yahaa nahi hai Abhi(beta)."(TO HELP ABHI)
Abhi-*Thumbs up*"Ok, Amit Uncle." *Surprisingly, Abhi can hear him THERE in the sky. REASON- Maata Rani aur Abhi ke Kumkum ka chamatkaar/ki shakti*
OR ALTERNATELY, Big B's body double/duplicate/Original Big B signalling at the helicopter and shouting,"Pragya yahin hai Abhi(beta).(TO HELP ABHI)
Abhi-*Thumbs up*"Ok, Amit Uncle." *Surprisingly, Abhi can hear him THERE in the sky. REASON- Maata Rani aur Abhi ke Kumkum ka chamatkaar/ki shakti*
Lands the helicopter in Big B's bungalow like Rahul of K3G *Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa...Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa Aaa...same BG music as that of Rahul's entry in K3G...K3G Title track music plays followed by the the whole song* When he lands, runs like Rahul across the garden...but Abhi runs a little more..he runs and runs...runs & runs..and reaches the terrace & runs more.
Big B-"Arrey Beta, Ab Bas Bhi Karo. Ruk bhi jaao. Main yahin khada hoon. K3G mein to foreign ki location thi..bada garden tha..Yeh Mumbai hai...garden bhi chota hai..Aur main tumhare samne khada hoon.
Abhi- Rahul ki tarah moving his index finger to & fro *indicating NAUGHTY Big B*
*When he stops running right in front of Abhi on his invisible treadmill, Big B says* Big B-" Arrey Sorry, Pragya yahaan nahi hai. Galti se haan keh diya..woh Movie promote karni thi na. Toh I needed to help you find Pragya, isliye pehle galti se haan key diya."
Abhi- *LOL + Puppy face together*
Big B- "Now you may please leave."*Sternly + Laughing + Tears*
Abhi- *LOL + Puppy face + Dance +Song + Confused + Scared + Proud + Comedy + All the emotions of this Earth especially patriotism.. all of them together simultaneously..and then one after the other*
*Toh bas Now helicopter company sponsors* *Few epis ghumte hue Helicopter ka ghumta hua fan & blades shown* *Thoda aasmaan thodi zameen..thoda swarg..thoda paatal*
Aur isi tarah, Abhi badalte kapdon, jooton, modes of transport ke saath Mumbai Darshan karta hai...par Pragya ka koi naamonishan nahi...
I would even have suggested a horse as a mode of transport somewhere in between-->& then Abhi befriending & developing a special bond with the horse named 'Sindoor/Kumkum' sequence in between* BG score- "Lakadi ki kaathi kaathi pe ghoda ghode ki dum pe jo maara hathauda dauda dauda dauda ghoda dum utha ke dauda"*...BUT..Animal rights waale..you know..problem hoti..isliye dropped the idea.
Toh viewers, is track ka naam tha 'Abhi ka Mumbai Darshan'.
And the twist is when Abhi returns home..he is shown crying for a few epis in Main Hall..Followed by an epi when he goes back to his room only to find Pragya sleeping peacefully in bed.
She wakes up because of the sound of his footsteps. Worried, she asks," Kahaa chale gaye the aap??"
----KKB season 1 ends---
[Leaving viewers on tenterhooks..in a state of great suspense]
Aage ki kahaani ke liye CVs ne kahaa," Zaroor dekhiyega KKB- Season 2."
Season 1 ki story ka thread danging chor ke..they will clutch some other story ka dhaaga.
Vaguely they have thought 'Pragya ka Mehra Mansion Tour' could be the theme of Season 2 where Dadi would see Abhi going out of the house kisi kaam se, yet she woukd lie to fool Pragya that Abhi is inside MM only. And then the whole track spanning an eternity could be shown showing Pragya looking for Abhi MM ka every nook & corner including in fridge, drawers, locker, in files and cheeti aur chuhe ke bill(burrows) mein.*distraught*
*BG- Dadi smirking all the time (like she did when Alia was slapped by Abhi) & at times even laughing like a Rakshasi..or should I say like a Rakshas feeling elated at her success. Few epis could show her celebrating Pragya's plight by having 'desi daaru cocktail' in her pista green colored kamra exclaiming, "Daljeet, tu toh chaa gayi Guru..Thoko Taali."* Yelling it at the top of her voice like Navjyot Singh Siddhu & then vursting into a laughter spell like him..sorry..like a Rakshas..Siddhu is far more decent**Bangs the table in her room with her hand continuously at the speed of 30 km/hr..at the rate of 100 loud bands per second*
Dadi arzes a bhajan-like sher like Siddhu," Viewers ke jeevan mein aayi hai bahaar, O Guru KKB..no..O Guru mere- Daljeet ke aane se..
Jeevan hua unka aur Abhigya ka Kumkum sa laal-o-laal, O Guru Daljeet ke aane se."
Toh isi baat pe viewers, Thoko Taali.
Abhi ke liye bas itna hi..Fir milenge CVs ko kuch help karne..next post mein..Tab tak ke liye, Keep ROFLing..🤣Keep smiling.😃
PS- 🤣I think I have gone mad.🤪🤣
Help, I just can't stop laughing while writing & reading this one & even after that.😆
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@RED- Post edited later on to add these ideas that struck me after posting the original piece.😃😆
(1-2-2016)
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