Breaking News: Shocking Scientific revelation

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Once again I am back with an interesting scientific discovery from the research group BT in Mumbai, India. There are many existing ways to strengthen the pregnant women and their fetus in womb but the recent discovery will bring a shocking pleasant surprise for the human race.

In an interview, Dr.EK said that " It is always a pleasure to help the society by our scientific discoveries. Yes, this time we came up with an absorbing way of strengthening the fetus in womb. The method involves some of the following steps

1. The pregnant lady during her initial stage has to jump from the higher floor to the next one with all necessary net, bed and rescue team.

2. Apart from being active throughout the day, the mother has to roam in the street with tension which is actually good for the health and growth of fetus.

3. It is good to receive a bullet shot which reduces the pain of bearing the fetus.

4. As already told, take part in pinga dance. It is not only a wound healing therapy but it has the additional effect to give strength for the growth of baby.

5. Stay in a closed room and inhale pesticides for few minutes which improve your immune system.

6. Swimming is a good exercise and that too if a crocodile chases you, its extremely good. Because all your nerves are triggered and you will become quite active.

7. Take part in dance party which refresh your body, mind and soul. In a way, fetus in the womb will be in a warm environment.

The procedures can be adopted in any order."

When asked whether they applied for patent rights like before she said "No. All these methods are existing practice only but people don't know that it can be clump together for this purpose. Infact, these methods were used by our ancestors in Harappan civilization which is in under research process by our historical/archaeological team of BT University."

On answering to the question she said " Whatever we do, at the end of the day, the message should reach the people and they should be benefited. According to our survey among our cast and crew after Pinga dance, the people on large scale are quite satisfied with the therapy method. Even after this dance performance, we will conduct the survey among our university members to shut the criticism".

Stay tuned to IF homepage to get additional informative methodologies from BT group.

As now and then BT research group announces stunning discoveries, our reporting team has made a camp in their University premises to gather the news and inform the public without any delay.

Note : This is merely for fun and not to demean anyone. By the way, I have included only those stunts which I know, there may be additional steps which can be added. 😉

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Tha ramaya.

You fulfilled my wish. I was thinking that someone should write or I will write about this once dance sequence will be telecasted.

Thanks dear.


Let me add that she is a same female who got complications during birth of second child.

I think manoj must have fixed the baby with feviquick that is why this miracle. 🤣




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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: pari2015

Tha ramaya.

You fulfilled my wish. I was thinking that someone should write or I will write about this once dance sequence will be telecasted.

Thanks dear.
Let me add that she is a same female who got complications during birth of second child. I think manoj must have fixed the baby with feviquick that is why this miracle. 🤣


@bold: Good catch.
@pink: 🤣 Quite possible😉

When I saw some film promo with DTS dance, I was shocked. So I thought to highlight the brilliance of EK and her team😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Oh My God!!! It's so true. Amazing.
I have no idea how the baby survived after being shot by bullet and after so much of blood loss😲
and how the wound healed on the same day that you were to get ready in some Maharastrian costume and dance on Some song...😆
It's beyond my understanding. May be the baby must be from other planet to survive all this.😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nits83

Oh My God!!! It's so true. Amazing.
I have no idea how the baby survived after being shot by bullet and after so much of blood loss😲
and how the wound healed on the same day that you were to get ready in some Maharastrian costume and dance on Some song...😆
It's beyond my understanding. May be the baby must be from other planet to survive all this.😉

Thank u
😆 I think u missed my previous post of Pinga therapy😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: kaa1202

Doctor EK rocks...👏


😆 . As always😊
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Posted: 10 years ago
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well said amazingly dear

after all the stunts she is fine and also child but

for ishu by single stunt that hitting stone in stomach she got abortion

what they try to say to womens those who are pregnant

oh god save medical field from stupid yhm cvs
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: maduragymhasium

well said amazingly dear

after all the stunts she is fine and also child but

for ishu by single stunt that hitting stone in stomach she got abortion

what they try to say to womens those who are pregnant

oh god save medical field from stupid yhm cvs


Thank u dear.
Ishu is a normal woman who is still trying hard to be jagat mata (not sure whether she got the title) whereas DTS is none other than a saint carrying the god's gift in a gamma shielding chamber womb.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Divanru

TFS its amazing dear 🤣

Thank u 😊
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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆 THIS JUST MADE MY DAY I SWEAR🤣🤣🤣

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