LOL Story of the day: Ranbir Kapoor announces his split with Katrina Kaif on Facebook, and Deepika Padukone, Shah Rukh Khan reacts to it!

Why does Bollywood who always insist on shoving down evergreen, janam janam ka pyaar down our throats, and our girlfriends' brains, can't follow the same outside the screen?
Yesterday, another Bollywood couple...okay, let's make that another we won't say we are a couple, but we are' couple headed down Splitsvilla. Yes, We are talking about Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif, a jodi that was predicted to be doomed the moment they had started dating. After all they were in two high profile affairs before - Ranbir was with Deepika, while Katrina tagged around with Salman Khan. There were reports going around that Ranbir's mother, Neetu Singh, did not approve of her son's relationship with the Ek Tha Tiger actress. There are other rumours that Katrina Kaif was fed up with Ranbir's philandering ways and his lack of commitment, and also she was wary of Deepika's renewed proximity to her ex-boyfriend.
But then recently, we then saw pictures of them attending the Kapoor family Christmas luncheon, like any couple. There was also a leaked image of them kissing at the terrace of their rumoured shared pad. So then what was all that about? The mystery is murky like the ways how our desi award committees confer award to strange winners!
Anyways, if Ranbir Kapoor ever announced his breakup on Facebook, this is how his friends and a certain news presenter would react!
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