I understand the performance thing, because many hotels have entertainment nights, but to make Diggi wear a swimsuit and just swim made no sense? You can ask her to dance or do something else, but just saying " wear a swimsuit and swim" sounds very voyeuristic.
I would assume guests would just behave difficult, and keep asking for multiple favors or making the house dirty purposefully or asking for endless masaages and mani-pedi's. Or to change their bed covers or carry their luggage or ask for food all the time like breakfast in bed, or room service couple of times in the day.
I wanted to know if you were the guests, what tasks would you give to annoy the hotel staff?