--BB9 Epic One Liners- Combined--

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Although few but there are some epic one liners this season.This is a combined one liners of all the contestants and Salman Khan too that I found Hilarious!!
I will update as and when I remember , If you know anymore that should be added, comment and let me know!!


1)[Vikas while cleaning the floor found a grey hair]
Vikas: Arre Ye kaisa baal hai?
Mandana: Ye Arvindji ka baal hai
Yuvika: Jo aaj tak kisine nai dekha!! 😆

2)During WKW Salman Khan said contestants don't need mikes anymore
Kishwer: Kyu? Aap ghar ke andar aa rahe ho?
Salman: I am not so dumb.


3)Mandana to Prince
"Captain, Captain, Captain. Tum captain ho, mera baap nai...andar jao"


4)When Rochelle was complaining that they don't pronounce her name correctly.
Yuvika: (in gujrati accent) "Yee Rochelle ben!!!"

5) After nominations Yuvika said that she's going to play the game now.
Rimi(disinterested): Ye teen din se yahi bol rahi hai.

6)Mandana to Rishabh: Aap kya kartay ho?
Rishabh: Mein kamaal karta hoon (by Mysterygirl_me)

7)Prince to Kishwer: I'm sorry.
Kishwer: I'm sorry too, I don't know for what(by Mysterygirl_me)

8)Rimi to Prince: Dimagh aap ke paas nahi hai. (by Mysterygirl_me)

9)Prince in WKW: Aaj se aap ko ek naya prince dikhayga.(by Mysterygirl_me)

10)Suyyash in WKW: Agar hum 11 mil ke entertain nai kar saktay toh hum nullay hain. (by Mysterygirl_me)

11)
Rimi to Prince:
Prince tu toh taskmaster ban chuka hoga abtak..task karte karte"

12) Rimi to HM: " Muje laga tha task bhi nakli hote honge, Yaha toh asli mein karwa rahe hai"

13) Keith during BB hotel task:
"yaar yeh 7 star hotel mein 1 Star guest kaha se aa gaye"

14) When Rishab wore his Hoodie and covered his face
Prince: Ab ghoongat hata na...

15) Rishab: Jab Tak main captain hoon, koi bhi muje captain nai bulayega..sirf aur sirf devil bulayenge.

16) Rishab: Tehzib muje aati hai
Rochelle: Acha? Muje aisa nahi lag raha hai.
Rishab: Aap hindi sikye apko meri baat samaj ayegi.

17) Rochelle fired a badword to Rishab while walking away,
Rishab: ****** kisko bola tumne?
Rochelle: Kisine kuch suna?? Maine apko nai bola, maine apne aap se bola,Main uska naam leke gali diya? main unko dekh ke gali diya? Nahi na? Maine Aman ko diya!!

18)
Prince to Suyyash: Aaja o, hum usko Murga banao ge (pieryrose)

19)Prince to rish :murga hai tu
Rish : 😲 tu murga hai
Prince :abee murga hai tu saale😆 (nidhirohan)

20)
Rimi to Aman.. Bigg Boss ke ghar mein kuch shuru nahi ho sakta siwaye khattam honay ke (naureen786)

21)Yuvika to Mandana... Aap ko princess nahi ho
(naureen786)

22)
Sana when she's looking for Rimi : "Main samjhi woh TV pe nazar nahin aati, par woh toh Bigg Boss ke ghar mein bhi nazar nahin aati."😆 (khamosshhh)

23)Sargun to Rimi : tum ek prototype ho. (khamoshhh)

24)
Prince to rish : iskoo kuteee ki taraaah bandh lee gale mai 🤣 (nidhirohan)

25)
Rishab- first point h ghar clean hona chahiye ,second... ab first maine bola ab second app log bataye (KABHIrabab786)

26)
Puneet- "Chaddi pehenne ka mann ho raha hai!"

27)
When Puneet entered BB House
Kishwer (unimpressed) 'seriously dude, tu aaya hai?'

28)Kawaljeet to Mandana
"Ja botox laga warna budhi dikhe gi''
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Mysterygirl_me thumbnail
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Good topic!
Mandana to Rishabh: Aap kya kartay ho?
Rishabh: Mein kamaal karta hoon

Prince to Kishwer: I'm sorry.
Kishwer: I'm sorry too, I don't know for what.

Rimi to Prince: Dimagh aap ke paas nahi hai.

Prince in WKW: Aaj se aap ko ek naya prince dikhayga.

Suyyash in WKW: Agar hum 11 mil ke entertain nai kar saktay toh hum nullay hain.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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hahahaha... Yeah... thanks dear... those were some really funny ones!!
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Prince to Suyyash: Aaja o, hum usko Murga banao ge
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Prince to rish :murga hai tu
Rish : 😲 tu murga hai
Prince :abee murga hai tu saale 🤣

😆
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Hilarious thread! 😆
And hi NR: 🤗
Your meme on Prince Rishab is Epic!🤣


🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Rimi to Aman.. Bigg Boss ke ghar mein kuch shuru nahi ho sakta siwaye khattam honay ke
Yuvika to Mandana... Aap ko princess nahi ho
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Posted: 9 years ago
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There's already a thread on Rimi's oneliner so I wont mention hers.
Sana when she's looking for Rimi : "Main samjhi woh TV pe nazar nahin aati, par woh toh Bigg Boss ke ghar mein bhi nazar nahin aati."😆

Sargun to Rimi : tum ek prototype ho.
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Dev.*

Hilarious thread! 😆

And hi NR:🤗
Your meme on Prince Rishab is Epic!🤣


🤣


Hello ji Dev babu 😆

Prince to rish : iskoo kuteee ki taraaah bandh lee gale mai 🤣


Rish kutta hai ya murga 😕 🤣
Edited by nidhirohan - 9 years ago
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Nice collection
Rishab- first point h ghar clean hona chahiye second ab first maine bola ab second app log bataye
I found this very funny 😆

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