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UN-DEKHA--Snippets of October 15th Episode (Finally Not Shown on TV)
15th October (Subah 10.30 BAJE)
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss kal raat bhar, Daandiyaa khel ke aa rahe hain aur bahut acchhe mood mein hain! -----Bigg Boss ki taraf se, ghar ki har Jodi ko, 12 Andey diye jaate hain!------Har Jodi Barah Andon ka aanand le sakti hai-------------shart sirf ye hai ki har Jodi ka har sadasya, ------6 Andey khaayega, wo bhi 6 minute ke andar!๐
Camera zooms to Suyyash and Rimi!
SUYYASH (Expressions of an excited monkey who just discovered a bunch of unattended bananas): Wooohooo!! Wooohooo! Finally Some good news! 6 andey khaunga---wooohooo!
RIMI SEN (Puzzled frown on face): Baap Re! 6 Andey? ----6 Andey toh meri Maa de toh bhi naa khaun main!๐ฒ
SUYYASH (Jaw drops in disappointment): Yaar ye kya baat hui? ---Main Andey khaana chaahta hoon Bigg Boss. Is baar bhi----Is baar bhi dammit--------- apne partner ki wazah se main andey nahen khaa sakta? ----Ye toh torture hua naa??๐
RIMI SEN (Buddhu Bacchaa expressions): Bigg Boss, main apne share ke 6 andey in ko de sakti hoon? (Pause)------Hain? (Pause)-----Mujhe har haal mein andey khaane zaroori hain?๐ฒ-------Main sirf do Andon ke whites khaa leti hoon naa----10 Andey aur do andon ka yolk inko de doon?๐ฒ
SUYYASH (Sounding just as hopeful as Rahul Gandhi appears when it comes to fortunes of Congress in Bihar elections): Haan Bigg Boss----------Main khaa loon poore 12 Andey? ๐ญ
RIMI SEN (Puzzled expressions replace Buddhu Baccha expressions): Naheen---(Pause)----12 andey khaoge toh wo ho jaayega----๐
SUYYASH (Angrily screams): Kya ho jaayega???? Loose motion???---I will face that yaar----I will face that like a man-----๐ก
RIMI SEN (Disgusted): Aye Chhee!!---Wo ho jaayega---wo------Breach of contract!๐คข
SUYYASH (Launches his monologue): Bigg Boss ye kya baat hui? -Main har task karna chahta hoon, but partner ki wazah se kuchh bhi naheen kar pa raha-----Naa tattoo karwa paaya,--------- na baal mundwa paaya----aaj andey khaane ko mil rahe hain toh aise partner ki wazah se kismet ke dandey khaane ko mil rahe hain?๐ก -----------Please Bigg Boss, please!! Kya main 10 Andey aur do Andon ka yolk khaa sakta hoon? ---Please?๐
BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Suyyash?----Aapne Bigg Boss ki announcement dhyaan se suni thhi? -------Samjhi thhi? ๐
SUYYASH (Puzzled): Ofcourse Bigg Boss!
BIGG BOSS (Angrily): Toh kyun bakwaas kiye jaa rahe ho? ๐ก---Kyun Big Boss ka accha bhala mood kharaab karne pe tule ho? ๐ก๐ก
Suytash retreats back & sinks like a sulking puppy.
RIMI SEN (Buddhu Baccha Expressions return to her face): Bigg Boss andey hain kiske? ๐ฒ---------------------I mean Murgi ke, ------------Battakh ke--------------ya Ostritch---wo---wo-----------shuturmurgh ke? ----Ek baar andey ka size dekh sakti hoon please?------I mean agar Quail---------------wo-wo----------Bater ke andey hain toh khaa loongi 6! ------------Andey ka size dekh sakti hoon? ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Deafening silence from Bigg Boss side! ๐
SUYYASH (Expressions of a Bhikhari who just got faint hopes of getting a Butter naan out of the blue): Haan Bigg Boss!-------------Ek baar andon ka size dekh sakte hain? Hain? Please big Boss? ๐----Kuchh murgiyaan chhote andey bhi deti hain naa?----Ab ye actress hain, film roles naheen hain inke paas but phir bhi----main in ko force toh naheen kar sakta naa?๐--------Bas ek baar size dikha do andon ka Bigg Boss? -------(Angrily)---Size dikhao warna main wo karoonga jo mujhe karna hai!------Rimi---Rimi...Mic hata do! ๐ก
RIMI SEN (Puzzled): Naheen -----Mic naheen hata sakte!---Wo ho jaayega-----wo---Breach of contract! ๐ฒ
Bigg Boss has vanished like Gadhe ke Sir se Seeng! ๐
Suyyash Collapses and sinks to ground!
RIMI SEN (BUddhu Baccha Expressions): Main yahaan aayi hi kyun?----Kar kya rahi hoon mein is show mein?๐๐ฒ
Fun-takes so far on Bigg Boss Season-9 ๐
1. Fun Take: Selection Meeting Bigg Boss-9 Season-Inside Report! :)
2. Fun take-UNDEKHA ACTION---Rimi-Suyyash aur Andon ki Barsaat!
3. UNDEKHA--Non stop Kheencha-taani & BiggBoss ki Naani (Fun Take)
4. Fun Take: Revealed---Secret of Prince's Always Happy State of Mind!
5. (Adult Content)-Isko Laga Daala Toh Life Zhingalala! (Fun Take) :)