Once upon a time in a faraway land of India-Forums, there lived a kind-hearted prince who volunteered his time with its citizens. One fine morning, his people decided to gift their kind prince a lamp. A magical lamp. A Genie for their Juju.
"And I have three magical wishes?" Ishan inquired.
"Yes, Sire. This genie is at your service," the blue spirit bows.
"What would you like, Sire? A transformer Robot? One who can dance with you? Or save the world. Or perhaps, one who could look like Shin chan and serve you."
"No. I don't want to risk a robot invasion. Robots are awesome, but the risk is too high."
"Hmmm! Would you like something crazy weird? Maybe you would like to experience a day as a woman. Have a day to understand their feelings which can help you in the future?"
"I have no plans on getting married soon. However, picking up girls would be easier. But no, I don't trust you, Genie. What if you make me a woman experiencing her period. Thanks, but no thanks."
Genie sighed, he does have a point. I would have loved to trick him.
"Fair enough," the Genie agreed, "How about a chance to be Karan Johar? You can cast Shahrukh, Kajol, Shilpa Anand and Priyanka Chopra together. It would be your dream movie, with your favorite cast."
Ishan looked weirdly at the Genie, "Why would I wish to be Karan Johar when I can just be Shahrukh? I would rather romance with these lovely ladies, than direct them."
The Genie was tired. This king just couldn't decide what he wanted.
"A few more options, Sire," Genie suggested.
"The power to fly? Teleport? Shapeshift?"
"Time-machine?"
"A chance to visit Hogwarts?"
"Travel outside the Milky Way? Or perhaps, meet some aliens?"
All responses were replied in a negative. Finally, the Genie asked the most important question...
Ufff Yeh Love Hai Mushkil
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