Hey Kabootars & Cousins!!!!
Yeah...it's me again😆...too many topics...i know😆
This is something that got cooked up at Nibir AT. To know how it started do read below and then continue to the interview...please be patient and read...I know you might think it's backwas😆😆...please bear with it. I'm not Hindi pandit so excuese the mistakes😆. Happy Reading😆
At office
Ammu: Go cover Shahid Kapoor's wedding.
Lekha: Again!? But we just did that!
Mansi: And I submitted the footage also for editing.
A: Pothis!!!! Mere dimaag mat kha. Boss told me to get someone to cover it ...again.
L: Is bade boss with his girlfriend?😉
A: Yeah
M: No wonder he repeats his orders like in gajini mode.🤣
L: And he's 30+
A: yeah . sonu ne kaha use shaadi karke ghar par baithna chahiye.🤣
L: like Kabir bahu🤣🤣
M: omg!!! Lekha let's take Kabir bahu's interview
A: and what do we get out of that?
L&M: Balika Bahu's interview.🤣🤣
At the interview
L: So Kabir. Tell us your full name?
K: Kabir Kumar Gangwal.😆
L: Aur pati?😆
K: Nisha Gangwal.
L: Wo kahan hai?
K: Wo kisi building se latak rahi hogi. Phir wo gir jayegi aur uske jaan bachabe ke liye main sacrifice karoongi. Ghar ki bahu Jo hun.🤣
L: Sabse khatarnak kaun hai sasural main?
K:Singham...nemichand Gangwal. Mujhe bohot dandte hain. He didn't see my sacrifice. Unko sirf shaadi aur bacchon ki fikr hai.🤣
M: bacchon ke baare mein pooch?
K: mujhe bacche nahi chahiye abhi. Phir unke liye bhi sacrifice jarna padega...lekin process accha hai.😉😉🤣🤣🤣
L: tumhare MIL aur DIL? (abt RL)
K: DIL to mere dil ke kareeb hai. Sabse pehle maine unko ilu bola.🤣
M: kya?!(almost drops camera)
K: haan. Apne 2 states nahi dekha? Ladki ke saath pure parivaar ko propose karna zaroori hai.🤣🤣
L: waise ye shaadi kaise hua?
K: Nisha ji aur main ek bachi ko sambhaal rahe the-
M:Bacchi?! Lekin tum dono ke already bacche hai. I thought u said u dont want baccha now.
K:bacchi hamari nahi thi. humein raste mein mila to saath lekar ghoom rahe the.🤣 phir ek samoohik vivah mein ghus gaye aur wahan lehenge mein Nisha ji itni hot lag rahi thi ki mujhe laga masti ke liy shaadi kar lete hain. wapas agar singham humari phirse shaadi karwa di aur hum phas gaye.😆
L: To kacche umar mein samoohik vivah🤣🤣
M:Perfect tagline Lekha
L:Mansi tum camera ko sambhal yaar...humare muh par focus kar...per par nahi.🤣🤣
M:Lekin bahu nahi ka per accha hai
K: Manicure karwaya🤣
M:Kahan?🤣
L: Guys focus!!!
K and M become silent
L: One last question? Are you Happy?
K: No I'm Kabir. Happy is finu na?🤣
L: Seriously Kabir bahu.
K: Seriously. Nisha kahin se gir gayi hogi aur BB bhi use nahi bacha paya hoga...mein balika bahu se balika vadhu ban jaoonga. Bachalo Lekha.🤣🤣
L: Okay (to camera) with that we have heard the life of a balika bahu in Jaipur.🤣
Mansi stopped shooting.
M:One last question?
K:Mujhe laga interview khatam ho gaya?
M:Tum humare dadu ki tarah lagte ho. Woh kaise?
Lekha thought for a sec
L:Are haan. Electrician Kabira dadu minus the mole, beard and specs
Ammu comes
M:Dadi tum yahaan?
A: Yahaan se guzar rahi thi issiliye-(looks at Kabir)...balika bahu kahan hai?
K:Main hi hun
A: Kya!?!?😲😲🤣Lekin tum balika nahi ho...tum to major ho...aur mere pati ki tarah lagte ho.
L:Lekin dadi...kitne log 22 mein shaadi karte hain?🤣
A: Ek minute...Hey bhagwan!!!! Tu mera Kabira hai!!
L&M:Kya?!?!
A: Haan. Jab ye aur anu 2 mahine ke the to au ne ek kick mara aur ye kisi ke basket ein gir gaya🤣🤣🤣...tab se dhoondh rahe hain.
L&M: Kabir bahu Kabir chachu hai?!?!
K: Meri bhatijees!!🤣
(Group Hug)
(Viren comes running)
K:Are Samose wale tauji mujhe pakadne a rahe hain.
L&M: Chal bhagte hain Chahu..let's go to oolampara. Sab wahan hai.🤣🤣
K doesnt run while the others do.
A: Are mere tube light. Balika Bahu Run!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Balika Bahu Runs and joins his K Khandaan at Oolampara and later his pati also comes and everyone lived happily ever after.🤣🤣🤣
No bashing please🤣🤣...hum shareef kamine hai🤣...Hope you are not planning to throw tamatars at me😆