When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Can you cry under water?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?