13 Of The Creepiest Dialogues Ever Uttered By Bollywood Villains

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13 Of The Creepiest Dialogues Ever Uttered By Bollywood Villains

May 12, 2015
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No Bollywood romance is complete without a villain. Every epic love story that Bollywood has ever created has one. In fact, if we were to describe a typical Bollywood villain, he'd be this shady-looking guy you love to hate but can't ignore. And the creepier the villain, the more masaledaar the story. But apart from being all badass, these villains have some wit and humour to die for.

Here are 13 creepy dialogues that Bollywood came up with. The only rule here is don't try to find any logic!

1. What a perfect rhyme to teach a 5-year old!

Gunda

2. We have a life-hack here!

Akshay Kumar

3. Stating the obvious?

Dandiya

4. He only helps those who help themselves. God might have to wait here!

rkl

5. 'Keh ke lunga' for the win!

Q5

6. 'Ego' pe jaana nahi!

Singham

7. Well, he has some serious biology lessons to give.

ghaatak

8. Forget liquid-solid-gas. This poisonous gas can create miracles.

shaan

9. X-Y chromosomes? Forget it. Another biology lesson here.

GOW

10. Got the difference?

Q10

11. Because sharing is caring.

JBDY

12. Genuine question, much?!

Q12

13. No sense.

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13 Of The Creepiest Dialogues Ever Uttered By Bollywood Villains

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Please tell me he did not say this to Ajay as he planned to marry Kareena... 😆
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Jaane Bhi do Yaaro... Awesome movie...
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Jaane Bhi do Yaaro... Awesome movie...


ROFL , and that last mahabharat scene...hilarious 😆😆
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ROFL , and that last mahabharat scene...hilarious 😆😆


for that scene 100s of 🤣 One of the most hilarious sequences in BW. 😆


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for that scene 100s of🤣One of the most hilarious sequences in BW.😆




True Ramayan Mahabharat combo... One of the best comedy movie...
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LOL The movie Gunda can have its own list of ridiculous dialogues.
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Mere mann ko bhaaya, Mein kutta kaat ke khaaya
W*F 🤣

I wonder what state of mind the writer must be in when he penned this golden dialog...

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