'ASHOK NAGAR PRESENTS RAB NE BANA DI JODI' CONTEST
LOL...
Episode was HILARIOUS!
From start to finish, I had this goofy grin on my face... (except the last bit, of course) we'll come to that later
My first qs is - WHAT WAS RINKY WEARING?đ Some patchy kurti with a green-ish floral design on one half, and a blue floral patch on the other half and the back on the kurta a mono colour...Yest Toshi reminded me of a frog...today her daughter reminded me of a chameleon swimming in the clear blue waters of the Andamans...đ€Ł
Before the competition was to start, Rinky showed some nakhra...ki "main competition mein participate nai karungi"
I was thinking - yeh waahiyat kurta pehenke kisko mann karega contest mein participate karne ka!đ
Subbu as an anchor was HILARIOUS...And he didnt even have to TRY..is it just my eyes? or is he REALLY that idiotic?? He starts the programme with an announcement... "Married couples ek well-oiled machine jaisa hote hain" ..WHO WROTE THIS LINE?đ
Yaar reham karo humpe, Subbu ko koi aisa role do jahan uska face justice kare uske dialogues ke saath...more than an anchor, he looked like he was the salesman for a saree shop and inviting people to check out his collectionsđ
Something like, "Aayiye aayiye...dekhiye...500 rupaye se shuru hone wale, hindustani takneek se banayi jaane wali..mann ko lubhaane wali sadiyaan"
He announced the participants' names...and IshRa were named as the surprise couple...Amma-Appa had MORE expressions on their face at this announcement than when their daughter got thrown out of her sasuraalđ
I was SO ANGRY with Raman ...kal tak bhi gussa tha...but today when he arrived in the open ground...wearing that navy blue shirt and navy blue glares...MY GOD..Kitna chikna lag raha tha...its so difficult to keep a lid of my emotions when I see KP looking so frickin' hot...the glasses he wore, I'd name them Dabangg Shadesđ
something like this - 
Raman taunted her "Bina pooche mera naam kyun daal diya?"
"Maine kya kiya? Aapne kiya hoga aise...sorry bolne ki himmat toh hai nai..isliye baat karne ka bahana dhoond rahe hain"
"Sorry bolna hi nai hai...tum sorry ke layak hi nai ho" OK, THIS LINE PISSED ME OFF...đĄ
But then as usual, their nokjhok continued...Ruhi and Adi arrived in time and informed them ki they have put in their names for the contest...so they can now take part and willingly lose, so that it paves the way for Mihir-Rinky's win
Ishita asks them, "Yeh sab chalaaki apne papa se seekha aapne?"
"Maa ke paas dimaag nai hai toh kya karenge"
and parted ways...
Anyway, Round One of the contest is the cake-eating contest...I was thinking, yeh kaisa contest hai...kisi bhi bhukkad ko bulao woh jeet jayega iss round mein
but this one is different...wives are supposed to be blindfolded ...and feed their husbands...the neatest, fastest cake-eating session wins the round..
Rinky and Mihir..OBVIO win the round...Mihir guides her...gives her directions...saying left, right, aage, seedhe and all of that...as Rinky feeds him bites of the cake...IshRa scene was hilarious...Raman kept saying, left, right, aage, side mein...lol...When Ishita got blindfolded, Raman teased her "pehle langdi thi..ab andhi bhi ho gayi"
"Jis din tumse shaadi ki thi, usi din andhi ho gayi thi"đ
There was this one bit where Ishita pointed her arms robotically...left...then right..Raman piped in, irritated
"Padosi ko khilana hai kya?"
and then, "Mihir...tu kha le"đ€Ł It sounded like, 'Le saale...thoos le"
KP looks full-on bindass when he's making those faces and teasing his wife..
The Iyers and the Bhallas were all cheering Mihir-Rinki and Raman-Ishita...kids were also going bananas...I especially loved Shravu today, who got called "tingu" by Adi..and even commented once "Agar meri Mamma ke tummy mein baby nai hota, toh woh yeh contest zaroor jeet jaati"
The second round was funnier...when Mihir came blindfolded..and touched all the women's hands..the first time around he touched Rinky's hand, and passed her by, going to the next lady...he held her hands for a second then retreated his steps and took Rinky's hands in his again...smiling a lil bit..sure they were his wife's hands...Rinky had this "Haye..mere pati ne mujhe pehchaan lya" look on her face...and stood up...Mihir and Rinki had this intense eyelock...and I was so sure they're gonna kiss...Yeh log toh bade fast hain yaar..ab tak Rinky ke saath roommate jaisa reh raha tha Mihir...ek baar haath pakad liya aur pehchaan liya...
socho inka romance hoga toh kya kya jhande gadhengeđ€Ł
Of course, at this very minute...Rinki had a FB of the drunk scene where Mihir had vociferously expressed ki "maine kya kiya! Maine kisi aur se shaadi kar li" and the glow on her face lessens...I was thinking, kab tak roothegi meri Maa...khair, dil pe lagi hai...theek ho jayegi...
Next, Raman came blindfolded...and touched all the ladies' hands...he stayed far longer near Ishita...totally feeling up her handsđ and turned around a bit...smiled to himself...and then went over to the next woman, holding her hands and saying "duniya ke sabse mulayam haath hain..yehi hai mere Madrasaan ke haath"
Iishita ended up fuming...He removes the blindfold...and tells Mrs Sharma "Aapke haath bahut soft hain...kaunsa sabun use karti hain..."đ
The third round literally drove Ishita away from the contest..coz Raman started taunting her once he reached her...in the line...saying "iss chhole mein se bahut acchi khushbu aa rahi hai...zaroor meri Madrassan ne nai banaye..woh toh chhole mein itna sambar powder daalti ki door tak sambar ki khusbu aati hai" "Kahan gaye woh badboodaar chhole"đ
I loved how he pissed Ishita off...it was very khatta-meetha types...
also, I liked it when Simmi and Toshi charged Raman and asked him why he was lsing intentionally... "Waise toh Ishita ke banaye chhole bada bada chaat-chat ke khata hai"
Toshi asks him "kyun uska dil dukhaya?"
"Aapko bahu chahiye naa"
"Te aur?"
"Haan to doosri le aayenge" :p
Ishita leaves the contest and comes back to the flat...she realises Iyers are still in the program and goes to Bhalla Hhouse..and finds Neelu wiping the floor all soapy-style
and what Neelu said next had me in SPLITS...
"Arrey Ishita Bhabhi..aap itni jaldi aa gayi?"đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Of course, Ishita comes straight to her room...and sees the whole room decoratd beautifully...flowers..candles..heart-shaped balloons...hanging from the ceiling...strategically placed on the cabinets...beds.everywhere...and roses placed for her...
she is awwed...and so are we... I have never seen a room so splendidly decorated...add to that, the glow on Ishita's face...wow...it felt like I was gonna be proposed tođ
She picks up a rose and mumbles to herself, "Ravan Kumar ke dimag mei chal kya raha hai"
By this time Raman arrives as well
They had their usual nokjhok...she complained how he couldnt even identify her hand, how he keeps troubling her...
"Ab roothi hui biwi ko manane mein maza hai"
YEAH RIGHT. Throw her out and then manao her...I swear Im gonna make a video of this...đ
but at one point, where Ishita complained ki "Aapko toh mujhse kehna hi nai aata" and he bent over her, and whispered in her ears "Tum sunna kya chahti ho?"
it send tingles down my spine...
that bit was v v romantic!
Anyway..Did RKB confess? NO... Did he fumble? Yes. Did he take the roundabout way? Yes.
The phone started ringing as soon as he started expressing his deepest feelings...how he never had the courage to tell her, and how he had said it to himself many times earlier...in his heart...
He asked her to chuck the phone and the competition... said they werent meant to take part in this contest in the first place...it was only for Mihir-Rinky
and well...that's itđ
PRECAP - RKB kneels down before Ishita...and says "I love you Ishima" in one breath...
Ishita sits down back in her wheelchair, exasperated going "Raman aapki problem kya hai"
WE ARE EXASPERATED TOO.
YEH THA CONFESSIONđ„ș
Isse behter toh promo wala confession tha...had more zing than this one...đ
At the rate at which Mihir-Rinky are going, Im sure they'll be blessed with Chunnu-Munnu soon while Raman still struggles with saying "I Love you Ishita"
I hope, he SAYS it tomorrow..
But what use is this forced confession? I'd rather he say when SHE least expects it...even when HE least expects itđ€Ș
Is this too much to ask for?
I think they both should go someplace else...totally cut off from the world...no phone, no internet, no Bhallas, No Iyers, No nothing! ONLY THEM! Bas...
P.S. Mihika was praying to the Gods that Mihir shud identify Rinky's hand correctly...just as we keep praying to the Gods above...ki please...DE DO CONFESSION, DE DO NAA!đ
BTW, Before Raman confesses (whichever year it is) they should TALK...Where Raman shud say SORRY for being such a brat and a brute two days back and being so mean to her..and Ishita shud give an ultimatum that she will really leave the house if he talks like a villager...and THEN get to confessionđ€
KP IN BLUE...is a TREAT ...
The way he looks in this pic, he looked 10 times hotter and more delicious in the darker shade of blue...he was wearing...wow!
Is it just me, the summer heat or the CVs overfried brains that is making me so apathetic, in general, to this confession scene...
I hope the execution of this thing isnt so pathetic, that we end up yawning and saying, "Chalo Bhai..chai samosa khaate hain...thoda fresh lagega"
Edited by gravity23 - 10 years ago
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