New jokes on Char -Chakram...funny.

😆 Jokes on Dheer Kunjan Abhi and Samar....😆😆

Hello friends , here are some new jokes on Char chakram.

1)..Kunjan is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Kunjan : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

Kunjan : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

Kunjan : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Kunjan : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Kunjan teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Kunjan, what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".
Kunjan : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH) ...😆

2)..Once Samar was upset.
Abhi asked him the reason why he was so sad.
Samar explained that he has to remember so many essays for the class work and if he does not remember then the teacher scolded him every time.

Abhi thought for quite some time and explained to him that it was very easy, for example he has to memorize essays of persons he should memorize only one, with change of name and other minor changes he will be able to narrate essay of every person.
It looked very convincing to Samar and he memorized the essay "My Best Friend".

Next day the teacher asked him to narrate the essay " My Father".
Samar was very happy that now he could do it easily. He started," I have many fathers but Narpat is my best father. He lives in the next lane to us. He visits our house very often. My mother also loves him a lot and is proud that I have Narpat as my real father." 😆😆😆😆😆...

3)..Samar, Dheer and Kunjan were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Dheer said, "Palak Paneer and Daal ! If I get Daal and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building"

Kunjan opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Baingan bartha again! If I get baingan bartha one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Samar opened his lunch and said, "Aloo gobi and Paratha again. If I get a Aloo gobi and paratha one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Dheer opened his lunch box, saw Daal and cabbage and jumped to his death.

Kunjan opened his lunch, saw baingan bartha and jumped too.

Samar opened his lunch, saw the Aloo Gobi and Paratha and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Dheer's wife Aditi was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Daal and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

Kunjan's wife Shubra also wept and said, "I could have given him Palak Paneer ! I didn't realize he hated baingan bartha so much.

"Everyone turned and stared at the Samar's wife Kaveri

............are you ready for it?....................

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "that moron used to makes his own lunch."😆😆

4)..Pia came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

Abhi said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "You, Just get out."😆

5)..Abhi: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.

Abhi: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

😆 I hope you must have enjoyed these new jokes on Char chakram..waiting for ur comments.

Thanks and God Bless You all

set_raj

omg..omg!!!!. Raj, every time you post a joke ...they are the best of the best. All 5 were hilarious 🤣 Can't say which are my favorite...because all are. Wow. You are so good at this.

Originally posted by: set_raj

.Once Samar was upset.
Abhi asked him the reason why he was so sad.
Samar explained that he has to remember so many essays for the class work and if he does not remember then the teacher scolded him every time.

Abhi thought for quite some time and explained to him that it was very easy, for example he has to memorize essays of persons he should memorize only one, with change of name and other minor changes he will be able to narrate essay of every person.
It looked very convincing to Samar and he memorized the essay "My Best Friend".

Next day the teacher asked him to narrate the essay " My Father".
Samar was very happy that now he could do it easily. He started," I have many fathers but Narpat is my best father. He lives in the next lane to us. He visits our house very often. My mother also loves him a lot and is proud that I have Narpat as my real father." 😆😆😆😆😆....

oh my god raj...all were fabulous...bt this is the best tht i found😆😆😆

gr8 job raj👏👏

😆 if i get another post on jokes from u i will stick to my computer forever 😆 ur jokes r always bindaas keep it up great work bro post more n more n more ur joke spice is really very spicy which amkes n brings smile to our lives full of stress god bless u with more innovative ideas 😃

Originally posted by: simran20

omg..omg!!!!. Raj, every time you post a joke ...they are the best of the best. All 5 were hilarious 🤣 Can't say which are my favorite...because all are. Wow. You are so good at this.

Thanks a ton Simi..😊wait for more coming up..😃

Thank you so much, after a long time I have laughed so much 🤣 🤣
Am waiting for more, take your time.

Originally posted by: Aqua1

Thank you so much, after a long time I have laughed so much 🤣 🤣
Am waiting for more, take your time.

Aqua1...you can read all my jokes in raj's jokes mansion..i have posted it last week..thanks a million..sure i will post some more soon.😊

Thanks Raj....these are soo funny 😆 😆 😆

🤣 awesome Raj!! Absolutely hilarious jokes. I loved all the jokes..but lunch box and essay on father were mind blowing 😆 😆 😆