OLX pe bech de - Page 2

Originally posted by: mariee

Bechana toh theek hai ...par khareedega kaun ??

Originally posted by: shahsb_26

I ill write in Blue...

1. Kamla ($100) 😳 (As her weight is approx 100 kgs)

Rs. 300 - Yaar she will handle my enemies well, by giving them 2 cents ka bhashan..! No one will take Panga...

2. Vitthal (2 cents as Kalpana's pallu is worth that much) 😉
Rs. 1000 - Ghar ka Kaam Kar Dega.. Aisa Naukar Kahan Milta hai..!!!

3. Pakya 🤔 (I need to be paid for listing this fellow)
Rs. 700- Bandha Engineer tha...!!! Iske Saath Manda Chipka Do..!!

4. Manda ($5 as she is a fun product) 😆
Double Package, Pakya+Manda = 3000 Rs. Pakka... I won't need TV..!!😉😉😉

5. Neetu (5 cents as she keeps saying 5000 crores when she is worth 5 cents only 😉😆)
Rs. 0.00 No She is Available on Sale for Free...!!! Yet no one might buy her..!!

6. Sahil (-$100 as he is bankrupt and one needs to pay his debt and then buy him 😆)

Rs. Here is the one where you need to be paid for even mentioning... I don't see any useful attributes in him.. Can u detail me with his functions..!!

7. Pakhi (Anyone who buys her gets $100 from me. At least I'll be free of this character 😆)

I am ready buy her rocket... and she can just fly off../!!

Originally posted by: priya_remix

LOL Sejal! So good to see your posts! Was missing them!!!

Completely agree with you for Pakya+ Manda jodi!!! TV ko phek de!!!!

Kamla for $100??? Uske bhaashan se jo dimaag mein tumour honey ke chances hain uska kya? She should be sold with a warning...

Keeping Kamla at home and listening to her constant bhashans can be injurious to your mental health! Kamla can cause brain tumour, ear infection and other side effects include feeling ridiculous and guilty about everything you do!!!

Vitthal ko khareedne ka bada faayda hai people!!! He should be sold for atleast $500

He can boost your confidence by nodding to everything you do or every decision you take. He helps in making achaar and nimbu paani. Also he can spend his entire life wearing kachha baniyan at home and one pair of clothes outside home. Shave bhi nahi karta which means his maintenance cost will be really low.

He will also make you laugh whenever you feel low! And can sing bhajans too!!! So what say ppl?

Neetu??? 5 cents is too much for her! She is very high maintenance item. But yes good in entertainment. And is useful to decorate the house. However she can be greedy and people with lot of money need to be careful as she will try to get any bachelors married to her daughter Pakhi.

Saahil ka kya? Lene waale mil jaaye toh bech denge. We will put him on auction! Jo sabse zyaada boli lagaayega woh Saahil ko le jaayega. He can be useful to the maafia people as he has experience in killing and fraud and is yet roaming scot free. Don tumhe toh police dhoond rahi hai na, apna Saahil toh jurm karke bhi police use nahi dhoondti!!! So $20000 for Saahil!!

Pakhi ko koi khareedega kyun unless he wants to do suicide!!!! Isliye I will give away Pakhi at throw away price of 1 cent!

Ha Ha Sejal post likhe aur woh anti Raghav na ho ye kaise ho sakta hai!!!

LOL Raghav is priceless (we can't help he is majboor! So he is up on OLX for free!! )

Well functions will purely physical, gym jaa jaakar physique jo banaata hai!Plus sher se chooha kabhi bhi ban sakta hai! And yes free lipbites de sakta😆