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"Hello...Shello to all my sisters/friends...how are you all...? Hope you are are happy sappy and excited to watch Anuraj bike ride and many more...! As I have been granted one week leave to recuperate...I'm feeling bored staying in bed, and thought of writing something funny to start this new week...So, this is another funny OS from your naughty TM Waida...⭐️
Note: poorva...my soul sister..., would be grateful to you if you can post this OS in a new thread...! Once again, I was supposed to write about 10 lines...but, it turns out to be this long...!
Title: "Rajat Orange Juice versus Veer Coke"
Engagement Venue:-
Devyani is arguing with Anu, trying to make her understand that getting engage to Veer will not solve any problem...in fact, it will increase it even more...⭐️
Devyani(Furious): Please...Anushka...! Don't go through this ridiculous engagement...! For once, think about yourself...can't you see how heartbroken Rajat is...! He is doing his best to make a happy face...but, you know better than me, how miserable and sad...he is feeling right now...! You have turned him from being an arrogant and rude IAF Officer, who has always been a fighter into a selfless person just like you..and who is dancing to your tune only to make you happy...!
Anushka(Teary eyes): What can I do Devyani...? I'm doing all this for his happiness...the sooner I'll get away from his life...the easier it will be for him to forget me and move on...I have only bring sadness in his life...! I can't see him destroying his life and neglecting his first love i.e his duty for me..and Minty Aunty will never accept me...!😭
Devyani(Shaking Anu shoulders): Hey...Shankar Ji...iss larki ko kaise samjhaoo...! Anu for once, stop behaving like Mother India and Papa ki Beti...transform yourself into Superbiwi and go fight with your Superevil Mother-in-Law to win your Superpati...aur baad mein hum Veer ko ek veeran haunted house mein bandh kar denge...jahan woh ek female skeketon ko itni si choti size ki anguthi pehna sake ga...skeleton ki fingers bilkul sukha pukha hoti hain naa, bamboo sticks ki taraa...body zero size...slim fit jaisi...!😆
Anushka(Still unsure): You and your crazy thoughts...! But, Devyani...you know my family happiness always come first before anything else...and now, it's too late...all the guests have already arrived, and the engagement ceremony is about to start...! Humein sirf Rohan Jiju ko nazaar nahin araha hain...Alka Di ko pata hoga kahan hain woh...I'll go ask her...!
Devyani(Stopped Anu): Uss Dumbo Couple Ji & Ji ko goli maro...think about yourself...! What family happiness are you talking about...you know very well Shastri Ji and Alka aren't our real father and sister...! Shastri Ji adopted you, me and Peeya when our parents died in an Air Crashed...only to have his hands on our money and property...Alhan is the one responsible for all this mess, knowing that you are already married to Rajat...they are in a hurry to tie you with that ..🤬...Veer...! He is such an attention seeker...I just hate him...!😡
Anushka(Annoyed with Devyani remarks): Devyani..please..Papa ke bare mein aissa mat bolo..woh hum saab se bahut pyaar karte hain...unhon ne humein rehne ke liye apne ghar mein pana diya...hum Papa ke dil ko kaise todh sakte hain...yeh hum se nahin hoga...!😕
Devyani(Irritated with Anu and shaking her even more): Tum bhi na...Anushka...ghar me pana diya..khana diya...lekin humare saab paise aur property bhi loot liya...Whatever, Shastri has done for us..we have paid for it...! Stop thinking about him...he is no family...! Look at Rajat, he is your family...he is your HUSBAND...for god sake...! Why can't you put that in your head...your husband will always be at your side to support you...he will not ask you to pay for that...Rajat just need your Love...! Peeya and I are your own blood and family...we will be happy, only if you stay with Rajat and don't go through this engagement...refuse Veer, he don't deserve you...! Anushka and Rajat are made for each other's...it's your destiny...! Anuraj are meant to be together...Look at Rajat and then take your decision, I won't stop you anymore...go ruin your life and that of Rajat also...!😡
Anushka lets her eyes roamed over the hall...The guests were having a merry time, serving themselves with snacks, juices,soft-drinks etc...Minty Aunty and Shastri were all happy sappy...Sareen Uncle and Neil seemed out of place...Alka was looking worried and baar baar was trying to call her Bartanwala...Peeya was sulking siting in a corner...Ashta was babbling to herself as if cursing someone...Hari Pandey was trying to impress Veer Mom...Veer as always was acting like a gigolo and complimenting all the ladies either young or old...! Finally, Anushka eyes spotted Rajat who was standing all alone at the far end of the hall...away from the crowd...Their eyes collided and they had their famous eyelocks...
Rajat also had been fixing Anushka from the moment he entered the hall...he had not let his eyes drift away from Anu's face for even one second...He wanted to capture and gather all those wonderful moments he had spend with her, and locked it forever in his eyes and heart...these moments will help him to spend the rest of his life without her...His mind was telling him to let go of her...but, his heart was still hoping for a miracle, that will not separate him from his love, his life and wife...😭🥺
Anushka could sense Rajat inside emotional turmoil, and the effort he was making to fight with it from outside...His face was gloomy, as if a dark cloud had hidden its brightness and cheerfulness and it was about to pour with tears...Seeing him like that was breaking Anu's heart into pieces...cursing herself, that she was responsible for Rajat condition...She had thought that being Rajat past, he will be happy in future...but, trying to go away from him...had made him even more miserable and unhappy...! Everybody was happy and enjoying themselves...only Anuraj was suffering...! At that precise moment, Anu realized that she was making the greatest blunder of her life and decided Anuraj will not be the sacrificing goats of their selfish parents...👏
From where he was standing...Rajat could feel Anu restlessness, and had a small unnoticeable smile adoring his handsome face after such a long time...Being two bodies and one soul...he already knew Anu's decision...All these times, he was only waiting for that 1% signal from her to counterattack...Now, nobody, not even God will stop him to profess his love and claim his wife...! Go...Rajat...Go...! We all Anuraj fans are with you...!👏🤣
Devyani(Pulling at Anu): Anushka...! Where are you lost...this is not the time to dream...! Have you decided what you want to do with your life...?
Anushka(In full control): Yes...I have decided and made my final decision...but, before going forward with it, I need to have my usual Orange Juice to boost my energy and self-confidence...can you serve me one glass please...?😲
Before Devyani could even move one step..Rajat was there with a glass of ORANGE JUICE..smirking and giving a naughty look at Anushka...!
Devyani: Wow...Rajat...! How did you know that Anu wanted a glass of his favourite drink...? I know you have great chemistry, and now you can even communicate by telepathy...! That's really incredible and unbelievable...!!!
Anu took the glass from Rajat and drank the Orange Juice in one go...Anuraj was having their usual eyelocks...with saajnaa music playing in the background...! There eyes and their hearts were doing the talking in their place...they were lost in each other's...in their own world...! Finally, they have reached their destination and very soon they will become one body and one soul in every sense...!⭐️
Veer who had seen Rajat offering Anu the ORANGE JUICE, stopped a passing waiter and took the tray in which there was several glasses of COKE...and trying to act smart, approached Anushka who had eyes only for Rajat...!
Veer(Looking like a waiter): Anushka Ji..! How could you accept Rajat ORANGE JUICE, when I am going to be your future husband... Look, how many glasses of COKE I have brought for you...! If you are feeling thirsty...have a COKE..it will ease your thirst...!
Devyani(Scratching her head) Hey Shankar Ji..yeh kabab mein haddi kahan se agaya...! Ohey...Mr Chaiwala...Anushka doesn't like COKE...she drinks only ORANGE JUICE...samjha...ya samjhawoo...!
Veer: If she don't taste it, how will she know whether she like it or not...and who is that Chaiwala...! I'm not a Chaiwala...! On second thought,...who I am really and what is my profession...?
Devyani:Now, that Anushka had taste Rajat ORANGE JUICE, she won't need to taste any other drink...You don't want to be called Chaiwala, then I'll give you other options...you can choose one name...Secourist, you save Shastri and accompany him to hospital...Delivery Man, you came to return Anu purse...Gigolo, you tried to flirt with Minty Aunty, a lady of your mother age...Chaperon, you accompanied Anuraj during the Pati Patni aur Woh dinner date...! I'm a bit confused here, just like all the SS viewers...spoilers printed that you will be Wing Commander in the IAF and the boss of Squadron Leader Rajat Sareen..., and later heard you will be a Busy Man and the boss of Anushka Rajat Sareen...but, finally you turned out to be none of the two...! What exactly is your profession...? Right now, you are looking like a waiter...!🤣🤣
Rajat(Without taking his eyes from Anu): Devyani...will you please take this Joker out of my sight or I will kick him left and right, he is disturbing my drooling session with my wife...! Will you also bring me a glass of ORANGE JUICE...the way Anu is looking at me, she is ready to jump on me and eat me right now and right here...! I also want to boost my energy so that I can handle her...😉
Veer(Confused soul): Rajat why asking for ORANGE JUICE...have some COKE naa...!
Devyani: Veer, you good for nothing fellow...COKE contains cocaine naa... ORANGE JUICE contains lots of vitamins...! Drinking COKE will make Anuraj behosh while drinking ORANGE JUICE will give them energy and they will be in full josh to do Bang...Bang...all night...! 😉
Veer: Bang...Bang...all night...? Are they planning to shoot and murder someone...? I must inform the Police Department...!
Devyani: Yes...! They are planning to shoot you...happy...! You Dumbo.., Anuraj are planning to kill themselves with their wild, passionate and intense lovemakings...! Rajat...I'll get your drink...!
Anushka(Without leaving Rajat eyes): Devyani...wait...! No need to bring another ORANGE JUICE for Rajat, I shall make him taste it from my own lips...!
Anushka pulled Rajat face towards her own and gave him a taste of her lips which still have the fragrance of orange...She plunged her tongue inside his mouth and gave him a passionate kiss..! Rajat put her arms around her bare waist and slightly lifted her off the ground...so that he can have proper access of her mouth and lips...!😳
Devyani(After 5mins): Ohey...Rajat...Anushka...! This is not your bedroom...stop it, before you go overboard...! Stop it guys...mujhe bhi kuch horaha hein..Neil tum kahan ho...?
Devyani was finding it hard to separate Anuraj...and at the same time handling an irritated Veer who was bombarding her with questions...How could Anuraj do that to him...for only one glass of ORANGE JUICE, Anu is kissing Rajat so passionately...while, he has brought so many glasses of COKE, Anushka has not even gave him a look..sob...sob...sob...😭🤣
Devyani had to take the help of Neil to finally separate Rajat and Anushka...! Sareen who has joined them give his blessing to Anuraj and wished them a happy wedding life...!
Sareen: Rajat...mera Dilwale Fauji.., you can take your Dulhanya and lejawo apne ghar mein, apne bedroom mein aur apne bed mein...and do Bang...Bang..., you have my permission to throw nuclear bomb also...! You can even blow the house like Edward and Bella in Twilight...!
Fikaar not, Neil will spend the night at a friend place and I will take Moti Helen to a Motel, and give her lips tattoos...! 🤣
Rajat lifting Anu in his arms and Anu putting hers around his neck...!
Rajat: So, Mrs Anushka Rajat Sareen...are you ready to do Bang...Bang...with your husband...?
Anushka: Yes...Mr Rajat Sareen...Mrs Rajat Sareen is also ready to do more than that...!😳
Holding Anushka tightly in his arms...Rajat left the engagement venue...At the entrance they met Rohan who was carrying several bags of kitchen utentils...Purposely, Rajat hit him on his knee and he fell on the ground along will all the bartaan...👏
Traang...Traang...Braangg...Braangg...Kraenggg...Kraeeng...Craasshhh...Craassshhh...!
The sound of the falling kitchen utensils brought all the guests from their shocking state...and made them wondered, what they have just witnessed was a dream or reality...!
Devyani(Turning towards Veer who was still holding the tray): I hope by now, you have understood that Anushka Shastri is in real Anushka Rajat Sareen...! Don't stand like a statue, go serve the guests your COKE...! First, Mr Chaiwala...serve your friend Bartanwala Rohan Pandey...he is responsible for all this mess...! Don't worry, I have already search a new fiancee for you...this small size ring will fit perfectly on her finger...! She lives in a veeran haunted house...her body size is zero...ha...ha...ha...lol...🤣🤣
Ok guys...I hope you will enjoy this OS...! As always feedbacks needed...!😉
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