





RISTA BROKEN 26.3
News, Views and Gossip
Khans' era might finally be over
Statement by star plus regarding kskbt2
"Won't play these hairy, angry men" Imran attacks Ranbir & Ranveer
Aneet Padda Sister Reet Calls Dhurandhar Propaganda Film
Short story of a successful (Naya) safar
Vrinang set new record : Highest time spent.
Rakesh Bedi Enjoying After Dhurandhar
Bhansali remembers Ranveer again
Aditya Dhar and Ranveer Singh To Collaborate Again
Sara Arjun to be paired w Ishaan Khatter
Happy Ram Navami

We think that love is in the air today and so the air reeks. ☺️
Thereby, the Crazy Creatives felt that a fresh, juicy and vastly different perspective is needed to be shared on this day of uh, national and international importance.
1. It stinks because those of us who have no partner and no possibility of a partner or both are afraid to step outside of our houses today. 😳
2. The smell is incapacitating for a few gallant people who not only got those fresh flowers they took for bae stuffed in their behinds but also got beaten up by their Mommies and Daddies for their jurrat and behudgi. 🥺
3. The intensity of the stench is experienced most by single people, but as though the fear of going out wasn't enough, some of them are looking at their faces in the mirror and are unable to live with it all of a sudden, as we speak. 🐷
4. The holes in X's husband's pocket and Y's girlfriend's Prada smell of acid, like the money just turned to goo in there. Wait, sorry, they gave it up for that cringe on their partners' faces. 🤔
5. It smells so bad that lots of people cannot stand it anymore, so they go out despite the fear and pretend to be in love. Then, the one insect crawls up their nose from the rose they were going to give to their makeshift bae. Yes, that's been known to happen. They get infested, there's surgery, the likes.
6. What if we told you some of us are in real, actual love, all the freaking time? And that it's so unrequited even Yash Chopra couldn't have found a way to make things right for us? You know what we're doing tonight? Thanks to the smelly atmosphere about us, we are keeping our noses pinched tonight and breathing through our mouths. Everything hurts, thank you so much. 😭
7. Valentine's Day is basically some Greek guy's birthday, dudes. And yes, there are people currently in existence who are so worked up about their dateless-ness that by the morning of 15 February, they will have learned everything there is to know about Saint Valentine. And you would still not be able to tell vowels and consonants apart. 🤓
8. The smell is unbearable for people who are sworn enemies of heart-shaped balloons and of the fact that some people possess the innate quality of being happy and spreading cheer. No one other than that could have thought of doing this section, make a note of that. 🤡
9. No hard feelings, though. Enjoy, if you have the louu/money/vehicle/public park to. 😈
10. I sure as hell can't because not only the grapes but the entire fruit kingdom is particularly sour here. 😵😵😵













